Limerick, Uskerty, Wokingham
Limerick - Do you like your name? Why/why not? (Bonus points if you answer with a limerick.) Oh no. Well ok here goes (just using my first name, in case any of you guys are secretly middle aged male stalkers. also, I apologise for how bad this is):
There once was a gi(-i)rl named ClareWho has really quite a lot of hairWhich makes making puns easyA fact people use freelyBut I like ‘Clare’ and mostly don’t careUskerty - What are you scared of? Hm. Not a fan of spiders. Oh and daddy long legs are even worse because they’re like spiders but they fly I can’t deal with that, like at least spiders if they’re happily in a corner of the room you can be pretty sure they won’t be flying in your face any time soon. Also walking outside in the dark…especially that one time when I was walking through the village carpark and the streetlamp blew.
Wokingham - how do you take your tea? Ah, shit. *whispers it* I, um, don’t. I don’t drink tea. I really need to get to like it because in the adult world you pretty much need to drink either tea or coffee, and for me tea has the advantage of not making me want to throw up, but I’m still not a massive fan so it might take me a while to get round to it. I know, I’m betraying my country. Sorry, England.