Jon : Guys! Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??
Connor : Y-you were putting it in cold water...?
Damian : Jon. Answer the question, Jonathan.
Jon : Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?
Nika : You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
Damian : He has heat vision!
Maya : Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Nika : Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove Maya?
Maya : It takes less than a minute!
Nika : Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???
Maya : How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?
Nika : Like seven minutes??
Elizabeth : Girl, just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!
Maya : Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Elizabeth, your stove is enchanted!
Connor : Every single person on this team is a fucking lunatic.
Damian : ...Do none of you own a FUCKING KETTLE?!
