#phoenix dc

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RRR AU

Phoenix(Damian) : Stop there, you reign of terror end here.

*The villain tries to escape but Superman stops him*

Superman(Jon) : Your not going anywhere.

Phoenix :

Phoenix : Wait. Superman?

Superman : Yes ?

Phoenix: If you're there... Am I'm there... That's mean...

Superman:

Superman : OH FUCK THAT'S MEAN WE LEAVED ROBIN HOME ALONE!

Phoenix : SHIT!

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RRR AU

Damian : I’m going to hell.

Steph : Probably.

Damian : I'll pick you up?

Steph : *Nodding* We can carpool!

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RRR AU

Jon : Guys! Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??

Connor :

Damian :

Connor : Y-you were putting it in cold water...?

Damian : Jon. Answer the question, Jonathan.

Jon : Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the "tea-ification" process. didn't realize there was an actual reason. Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?

Nika : You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??

Damian : He has heat vision!

Maya : Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Nika : Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove Maya?

Maya : It takes less than a minute!

Nika : Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

Maya : How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Nika : Like seven minutes??

Elizabeth : Girl, just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!

Maya : Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Elizabeth, your stove is enchanted!

Connor : Every single person on this team is a fucking lunatic.

Damian : ...Do none of you own a FUCKING KETTLE?!