#rtc rant

[dairy-godmother]

Hi. Here’s a message to all RTC fan artists:

Cw: Swears and ranting so much ranting I’m so mad

Me when I try to enjoy ride the Cyclone fanart in here but people keep drawing constance like a FUCKING TWIG as if it’s hard to draw chubby people. IF YOU CAN NOT DRAW OVERWEIGHT CHARACTERS:

LEARN

GOD ITS SO HARD TO BE FAT AND ENJOY MEDIA WITH FAT CHARACTERS WHEN NO ONE PORTRAYS THEM AS FAT

WHY. BECAUSE THEY WILL DRAW THE OTHER CHARACTERS EXACTLY THE WAY THEY ARE USUALLY DRAWN AND THEN CONSTANCE AND OCEAN AND JANE ALL HAVE THE EXACT SAME BODY TYPE WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL.

And some of the art is incredible too. Artists with WONDERFUL art styles and REALLY COOL STYLISTIC CHOICES

Representation has always been important to me and I’m not saying there aren’t other problems with RTC fanart but COME ON

yes. Depending on the production, Constance may not be chubby, but if I can tell that you’re going off of the og cast? If you’re drawing Lillian like that?

I SHALL SMITE THEE DOWN WITH THE POWER OF A MILLION ZEUSES. NONE SHALL BE SPARED FROM THE WRATH OF AN OBESE WOMAN SCORNED!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[isnorted12pixisticks]

Hi pokies, as someone who’s been in the fandom for a hot sec I have some opinions

So buckle up or just scroll past because this is a long one it’s just me word vomiting into the void at this point

Burner account because some of y’all scare me 😘😘

‼️‼️THESE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS ‼️‼️

Ocean

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1. Wtf is y’all’s hate boner with her?

2. I have no clue where y’all got the idea that ocean parents are like these horrible abusive people. Like neglectful? Definitely . But I don’t think that Mr and Mrs offers their kid to take a hit off their bong are going to be incredibly strict and physically abusive towards her.

3. Ocean just a shity person with a superiority complex and that’s ok. she doesn’t need horrible stuff happening to her to justify that

4.Ocean was a bad friend to Constance, she was constantly putting her down through back handed remarks and talking over her “ she has self esteem issues why wouldn’t she?” “ do we really need another organ donor?” And not to mention her say that she believed that Constance did nothing with her life.

Noel

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1. For the love of god stop making him an uwu soft boy twink <- this is not directed at people who just draw/ Write him with more feminine traits I do the same. I’m talking about those who infantilize him as the helpless soft boy who just needs a big strong man (Mischa) in his life and suddenly everything will be ok

2. I hate The Noel is Talia through either a code name or straight up catfish theory

A. The catfishing theory is problematic at best. Yes let’s take the single openly gay character and have him prey on another man character for his own satisfaction. Idk if Mischa’s cool with it in your fanfic it’s still weird

B. To me at least, Talia as a code name for noel just takes away the whole meaning behind her character. Talia is Mischa’s last connection to Ukrain. We see throughout the musical he was constantly trying to text her meaning they spoke constantly. She was his one and only lifeline, something for him to focus on and push through his shity situation to get to

Mischa

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1. I beg of y’all stop himboafying this man, I get he’s big and strong but he’s not dumb😭

A. Mischas smart guys!!!! I get alot of actors portray him struggling with English at times but y’all got to remember fluency ≠ intelligence gance. it’s like his 3rd language cut him some slack. he speaks Ukrainian, Russian, English, and even some Dutch ( not even the Dutch speak Dutch)

B. Just look at his saw6 monologue! Man had an in-depth video essay explaining on a horror movie just ready to go when ocean put him on the spot

C. Mischa can be incredibly eloquent with his words when he wants to be. Ex his Talia monologue/ when he tells Noel he knows what clichés are

2. Listen Im obsessed with Gus halper so I get it we love his mischa BUT DONT COMMENT ABOUT HIM ON NON GUS MISCHAS

Talia

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1. Stop 👏 hating 👏 on 👏 Talia 👏

A. I’ve seen so many people make Talia just a straight bitch in fanfics to justify Mischa not being with her and that feels weird to me

2. The amount of people I’ve seen straight up hating on Talia for doing absolutely nothing but “stand in the way of nischa” is wild. Like I don’t get how you can look at her, a character who doesn’t even have a single line and be like ya no fuck you

Ricky

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1. I revoke my previous statement , I’ve seen some people ( mostly rp accounts) be weird ableist to not only Ricky as a character but his actors and I don’t need to explain why that’s gross

Jane

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1. Honestly I don’t have anything to say here I haven’t really seen anything granted it is pretty hard to mess up a character who’s whole point is shes a blank slate

Constance

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1. I think a lot of the fandom is guilty of seeing constance as just the “ sweet nice wholesome mom friend of the group” when (to me at least) the whole point of Constance was that people thought she was this, was because the never bothered to get to know her past that .

2. In her monologue it’s heavily hinted at that Constance was suffering with depression leading up to the cyclone.

A. Ontop of this we can see throughout musical she was self deprecating “Lost her virginity in a crap box in a crappy town, why of course she did.” you should always laugh at guys jokes otherwise they’ll think your a cow” AND PEOPLE DONT TALK ABOUT THSI ENOUGH

3. Also I dont get the “mom of the group” thing. Like she was nice to everyone and ocean mentioned that she baked but that’s about it

4. I don’t thinks it’s acknowledged enough that Constance was SAd. I don’t care if she wanted to loose her virginity, shes under aged and by Constance’s own emissions the carny was in his 30s

The fandom

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1. Listen I love some angst as much as the next person but there’s a difference between angst and just some straight up hurt p*rn (especially with ocean, again wtf is y’all hate boner for her) I’ve seen literal SA fics written about her wtf

2.This one goes out specifically to you rtc rp accounts😘😘😘 (both on and off this app) there’s a time and a place to rp guys

A. If you're talking to other rp accounts then pop off. But That being said I’ve seen a lot of rp accounts bleed over into non rp post/ videos, while this is normally fine I’ve seen quite a few accounts pushing their head cannons on other non rp accounts as if their facts or an authority on the matter. Again nothing wrong with rp accounts / sharing your head cannons, just time and place guys

3. Look I get it plenty of the actors/ actresses that have been in rtc are attractive but some of y’all need to remember the characters themselves ARE CHILDREN

4. On the topic of the actors/ actresses some of y’all need to learn what boundaries are 

5. I saw someone try to pull some pro ship bullshit with the characters once and it haunts me

Rtc

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Listen. I absolutely love ride the cyclone, I’ve been hyper fixatingon it for the past years now that being said I’ve seen more than enough productions to get my fair share of opinions on it

1. Real Ukrainian war footage in Talia

A. It feels in very poor taste at best and just strange up gross at worst to the situation at hand. I get it Mischa’s Ukrainian and that’s a very important part to his character but that doesn’t mean you need to throw real war footage to the end of the song.

B. Talia and mischa story as a whole is tragic enough as is. You don’t need to add in the fact that on top of Talia possibly not even being real we’re now throwing in the possibility that she died in the war? It just seems like over kill to me.

2: Ricky’s disability being written out of the script was really gross. Like I get it they wanted to avoid another yannick situation but this like the worst possible way to go about it

There probably more but I’ve been at this for like 2 hrs (I’m going to update this as things come to me so stay tuned)

[crying-pan420]

Alright so villain post time!

Ride the cyclone doesn’t have any villains, oceans not a villain, karnaks not a villain, none of the choir are villains, father Marcus isn’t neither is virgil the rat! The closest thing the show has to a villain is the townspeople but I’ll get onto that later.

Ocean isn’t a villain because yes even though the protagonist can still be the villain she isn’t. Yes she does bad things before and during the musical but as it progresses she changes. An example of this is when earlier in the musical Ocean calls Jane a “freaky monster” but later on in the new birthday song she says “not quite as scary” showing her views on Jane had changed since the beginning! And at the end of the musical she choses Jane over herself to go back to life! Yes ocean is a terrible person but without that her picking Jane wouldn’t be as important. If ocean was lovely kind selfless girl picking Jane would be second nature to her but no the girl who’s song was about her going back, every conversation about votes going to vote for ocean realising that at the end she couldn’t vote for herself and that she could never do it. I’m not saying that what ocean said or did was acceptable it just doesn’t make her the villain.

Karnak also isn’t the villain because him being the villain would be controlling the choir completely, making them feel the pain of the accident, leaving them, not letting even one go back. Karnak did do questionable things controlling them but he didn’t do it for the entire music, he controlled them for their catchphrases and for the choreography of the songs. However he gives them all the chance to be brought back to life, gives them all hope, joins them together better and helps them accept their deaths. He spends the last hour and a bit of his life, knowing it’s all the time he has left helping them. Karnak brings one of them back to life! And sounds regretful that he can’t bring them all back. Karnak isn’t the villain and is just trying to help the best he can especially since he most likely blames himself for the choir riding the cyclone.

I’m not gonna go over why the choir and virgil aren’t villains but I’ll briefly go over father Marcus. We know next to nothing about father Marcus to support him being a villain, we do know that we was a man who lived in a town without hospital and had a heart attack after the children he taught and most likely knew most of them as babies died on a roller coaster! Where one of the was beheaded! That is a completely normal reaction!

However if you still want a villain the townspeople are a perfect example. They are the ones labelling the choir and forcing them into their roles in town, each of the introductions show the uncaring nature towards the choir shown by the town and how it hurt them. The town are also the ones who labelled them as the “six saints” and stripped away any individuality they had. So if you want anyone to blame, blame the town.

[toodingo]

Howdy hello I'm dingo!

Okay okay I need to talk about Ocean and Ricky and how they almost directly parallel each other- now you might be think "dingo you're crazy" or maybe you're rocking with the shit I'm dropping but wait as I explain because it's been eating away at me, it's all I can think about

SPOILERS AHEAD!

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So I started thinking about this because of their conceding scenes. Let's break down Oceans first, now her "conceding" is more forced onto her by Karnak which she immediately rejects and goes into what the world needs right? A song that's just her being a dick, harping about her superiority. Now, stay with me, Ricky sings space age bachelor man, setting up his religion and character, just a silly song- right after he sings sabm he willingly concedes, why? The sole commandment of his religion, "don't be a dick" and the fact that if he voted for himself that would be the ultimate dick move. Ocean up to this point is shown to only be thinking of voting herself, her song was just her bragging and showboating while Ricky concedes for these exact reasons, he doesn't need to brag or parade around the fact that he's the best choice because he was never considered the best choice, yet he's content with the life he led, short all be it, but straight to the end he's loyal to the space age bachelor Bible and the things that made his life whole. Next, Ocean and Ricky just have very opposing views and that's expressed multiple times during the show, the porno monolog and the chaos theory monolog being the 2 that pop into my mind right away. Now my favorite little part of their parallel happens in 'its not a game/its just a ride' the part where it goes "no one will measure, how hard we try" It's literally only sung by Ricky and Ocean, facing head on to each other, it really drives home the fact that in life they were measured as the extreme options on either end of the scale of "worth", the best and the worst respectively, Ocean was seen as the "most successful", some how her life weighed more because of her accomplishments while Ricky was subjected to being viewed as lower quality both in life and worth due to his disability. God I love this musical and I could rant and nitpick it for more details but I'm a bit tired

Thank you for tuning in

[dairy-godmother]

MY GIRLFIREND JUST TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE TOLD HER “ONE OF THE CHARACTERS DOES THINGS WITH HIS CATS” SOMEONE TOLD HER RICKY POTTS IS A ZOOPHILE HELP WTF HOW WHAT HUH HOW IS THAT WHAT YOU GOT FROM THAT SONG OH MY GOD AHH EW EW EW EW WHO TOLD HER THAT WHY WHAT THE HELL AHFJRISKDBEISOFJ

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Fucking what do I say to get her to not think that? I don’t wanna make her freak out about it even more but THE SHOW DOESNT ONCE INSINUATE THAT RICKY POTTS DIDDLES HIS FUCKING CATS!!!

GRAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!