Crying Pan

I CREATED ELECTRICITY! FIGHT ME

[crying-pan420]

Alright since SOME PEOPLE don’t know my name ( @pheliau cough cough) I’m doing an introduction

Hello I go by Jester and or Storm, I’m the creator of electricity (the ship not the physics thing), I use any pronouns and I eat paper

Currently my brain space is being controlled by TMA, puss in boots the last wish and empires!

Please send in asks I have no life and am constantly bored (literally about anything! I’ll probably understand most things I’m in most fandoms)

Or just ask my weird questions about myself I’ll answer them if they’re not too personal (like I’m not gonna answer where I live but I’ll tell you I currently have 4 pumpkins sitting the bathroom)

[lord-squark]

I hate it when they're mean to detective gumshoe

[crying-pan420]

ITS THEIR MONTH

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

claim your star

*this is not to shame anybody. if you used to use chatgpt in the past but have stopped, kudos to you, this post still includes you. if you are still using chatgpt, then I guess I can’t stop you — but if you ever decide to stop using it in the future, you may then claim your star too

[mad-scientist-council]

killing all of those ai chat ads that are sporing themselves across tumblr with a maelstrom or rocks. Fuck you and fuck your product. I do not want to replace my mutual with ai chat. I do not want to simulate my cats inner monologue with ai chat. I do not want to talk to my blorbos with ai chat. Fuck your and fuck your product.

[blackpyrefly]

makes your puppy dusty

[himborc]

ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!

[flipchild]

Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday

[felixfeliccis]

I will kill shapes.inc with my bare hands

[homunculus-argument]

I had a dream which involved a zombie apocalypse where zombies didn't just attack whatever human was closest. They'd pick one specific person and never stop or change targets before they got that particular person, and only then chose another target at random. Nobody was really bothered by them since everyone knew that unless you are their specific target, it won't do anything to you.

So that's how it was spreading in a society that otherwise seemed to be functioning just fine. Everyone else would be having just a regular tuesday while there's just one person running for their life trying to avoid that thing slowly chasing them. Then two people running from a zombie while everyone else is fine. Then three or four. Nobody stopped living their completely normal life unless and until it hit them to become a zombie's next target.

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[baddywronglegs]

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

[baddywronglegs]

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

[formlesschromatic]

[troacctid]

Happy birthday to this iconic poll

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

[whatsupwalnut]

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

[inkieswirlsgaming]

This is a threat

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[sadspockpanda]

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

[jeankirschteinss-deactivated201]

That gif is literally perfect

[sadspockpanda]

#I reblogged this in 2013

this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks

[sadspockpanda]

#i’m putting it in the queue to give you psychic damage again later#your post is old enough to be in middle school

@kirihana CURSE YOU

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[aaloosshitposting]

"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"

But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.

It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?

[anotherbookinthelibrary]

An Orpheus who didn't turn around is an Orpheus who never walked down in the first place

[fagseal]

THE PROPHECY IS UPON US