#rubber chickens

[silly-detector]

Credit to lordvinheteiro on tiktok

clown instrument

[krumpkin]

I think this is a genius idea but this many rubber chickens won't be going cheap. To be fair chickens never go cheap 🤔

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Rubber chicken bumper.

[merelygifted]

Glow-in-the-Dark Rubber Chicken – Archie McPhee

We all agree that Rubber Chickens are hilarious. If you looked at a normal Rubber Chicken, you’d assume that funny things only happen when a source of light is available. What about hilarious night shenanigans or power outage tomfoolery? This 20” soft vinyl Glow-in-the-Dark Rubber Chicken will make you giggle no matter how little light there is....

[shiftythrifting]

The beautiful chicken twins, found in a CT Savers

[caffeinated-chaos-bean]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I need to buy this

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Me:*explaining my family chicken war to a coworker and why I’m so excited for the five year reunion that is literally ten months away*

Coworker: Wait, wait. It’s adults that do this? With the pageant?

Me: Yeah, we break it up by my grandpas siblings, each family does a theme. Aunt Kay and hers do the light nose choir, they just shove pen lights up their noses and wear trash bags with toilet seat covers. We’re much classier, we do the pvc instrument band.

Coworker: And you hide chickens everywhere. The adults. Hide chickens.

Me: Well, yeah. Last time my grandpa bought chicken alarm clocks and hid them under everyone’s beds, and we helped him set them to go off at two am.

Coworker: Where does this happen? How many of you are there?

Me: We rent out a summer camp facility, and split the cost. Last we counted, we were at 48 people, including babies.

Coworker: This...this just...explains so much.