BATTERED, BRUISED, BROKEN, AND MISPLACED
well, well loyal followers, i do hope that you have had your fun in the sun this summer, i know i have. just because you've been out of the country doesn't mean i haven't got the details of almost each and every one of your escapades- because i have. while i would love to leak all those scandalous details, unfortunately, you will just have to bypass the demand of what our upper east side royals have gotten into.
the pictures you see are the last few pictures that were shared by our favourite queens and alphas, read on for the story attached to them.
THE BATTERED AND THE BRUISED
everyone who is anyone knew about the down-low rave that occurred just around a week ago, and those that knew definitely were there to attend. just shortly before losing their shirts and getting slathered in paint, zander wynne and alec kessler made sure to take a quick selfie to mark the start of the night. of course where those two boys are, the two girls are sure to follow: ruby castillo and evelyn brooks also managed to upload a rather classy picture as seen above, i just hope that the paint being used managed to get out of their gorgeous tops; god knows how much of a stain it left on mine.
so somewhere in between the flashing lights, loud music, and paint fights (did you get hand printed by alec? that kid was going around like he was claiming people), evie and alec seemed to get into a little tiff, words weren't able to be heard over the music (kudos to the dj for the great selection), but body postures were tense and alec was seen storming off, passing by a pda-filled ruby and zander. of course the latter two did their duties as friends and consulted their respective besties.
now i don't want to bore you with the details, so long story short: on the walk home, alec and zander got into a fight with a group of ghetto kids (according to my tip, ghetto slang and low pants- the whole deal). fists were being thrown, kicks were being placed, word has it that heads were being slammed against brick walls. 2 vs. 6, anyone with a brain can figure out who had the upper hand. sources say that evie and ruby had arrived at the scene when both boys were down, shockingly enough, those kids even laid a hand on our two queens. the group was seen to be scattering when a car drove by.
those attending st. j's will know the full extent of the two alpha's beatings, as for the queens, well, they got off lightly. so expect a couple of days of the boys showing off their battle scars and the girls mumbling over a nail they broke. though in all honestly, i'm glad that the outcome hadn't been worse; who will ever be able to bring me the drama and scandals like these four?
seems like the kessler luck is synchronised. just shortly after alec's beat down, our very own brooke kessler seemed to come in contact with a little misfortune of her own. going through her daily route of morning jogging (managing to take a photo before she set off- what's with the flowery headgear?), brooke was hit by a car. no story yet as to whether the driver was drunk, dozing, or just dopey, but brooke was admitted to the hospital. word has it that she was let out from the hospital just two days ago and is living the comfortable, broken life from her own bed. we wish her a speedy recovery; we all know we want to be able to see her punch bitches in the face sooner rather than later.
and there you see our fourth queen's last instagramed picture- dated just before the start of the summer holidays. where have you been between then and now rosalia russo? seems like the girl has gone straight off the map, sources say that they saw her around st a's today, honestly, i won't buy it until i have visual evidence. something smells fishy- and no, that wasn't a vadge innuendo.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, READERS - SS