#ruby seller

[kingofthebats40]

⚖ Jilmonina Festerworth

Lyall: She was stuck at my house in the middle of a typhoon and had tried on like four separate occasions to leave. She claimed she wanted to make sure her husband and boys were okay, but, you know, there was a goddamn TYPHOON outside. I think the thought of her having to stay with Rebecca and me was just too much for her to bear, honestly.

Henri-Bernard: I once took the piss out of her husband, and she legit tried to murder me for it. I’m French! It’s in my blood to hate anyone English!

Ehectel: In one thread where she was a Queen, she had kidnapped me and Phaedra. We had the gall to ask what the fuck was up, and she claimed she was above telling us her reasons and tried to put us in prison! If her husband hadn’t offered sex, we’d be strung up like a fucking Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie!

Phaedra: She kept having kids at my house, and then one day she up and left. No goodbye, no note, she didn’t even bring the painting I made for her, of which I slaved over, with her!

Rebecca: She…REFUSED to do anything without…You-Know-Who. Dinner? Not without him. Movie? Not without him. Chat? Not without him. She once blew us all off a girls’ night out because she saw her husband feed the kids, like, you know, what a dad should be doing, and became so ravenously horny that she decided to just stay home and fuck him all night. She had JUST given birth, we hadn’t seen her in weeks, and furthermore, she didn’t let us know until the next morning!

Eliza: I was cradling my son as the realization of my husband abandoning me sunk in. She sat with her husband and talked about how THEIR plans for a family would be absolutely lovely. I gave them a death glare, and then she had left the room, claiming I was making HER uncomfortable!

Seth: I may believe somewhat in traditional gender roles, especially for any relationships I’M in, but after seeing HER, I’m a bra-burning feminist, now.

Alexis: I claim seven counts of murder, here. Clearly she has turned all seven of these people into pillars of salt.

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Guess whose birthday is today?

You ladies and gents know what he wants 😘

@missfesterworth

@tripletroublefisher

@she--knows-it-all

@butterbeer-cork-necklaces

@fxtografie

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[au meme] ☺

“Hi, my name is Emmanuel Ruby.” The tall man smiled. He had red hair that went down to his chest, olive green eyes, and while he was quite pale, his skin was still a healthy apricot.

“What normal, human things should we do today, fellow human?”

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Me: Boys. I was studying for my Geology exam tomorrow and found out that snakes are in the Squamata Order. Otherwise known as squamates. From how on, that's what I'm calling you guys. Lyall: No. Margaret: I'll pass, thanks. Henry: ...but we're werewolves. Not snakes. Seth: That suggestion was so bad that I hope your exam was actually yesterday! Henri-Bernard: ...basically what they said. If that's not clear enough I can translate into four other languages, if you'd like. Ehectel: I LOVE IT!!!! @missfesterworth @she--knows-it-all @minervashogwarts @xvodkaandlustx @tripletroublefisher @sayhcllo

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Character Interview

Tagged by @silvcrignis​ but to compensate for my lack of activity imma do this for the four main guys so FUCK YOU YOU SLACKER ONLY DOING ONE MUSE LOSER

Ehectel

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Ehectel Chiroptera, Aran of Sang, the 7th in the Chiroptera Dynasty, and the 108th Aran in Sangese History NICKNAME .  Aran (formal title that literally means ‘monarch’ in Sangese) AGE .  40 SPECIES . Sangese Bat (Humanoid that can transform into a bat-like creature at will)

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true (Though when he’s pissed off he’s downright scary) RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity (pff lol no) / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, Sangese SECRETS . He invented his hairstyle and refuses to tell anyone how he managed to get it. No reason. He thinks it’s funny for everyone to scramble how he does it. Oh and he was sexually abused during his entire teen years by an older man but whatever.

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   6′9″ SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . Some scars on his legs, hips, and pelvis from...well...he doesn’t want to talk about it ABILITIES  /  POWERS . Has super hearing abilities,  RESTRICTIONS .  The sun (gets sunburnt after like spending like thirty minutes outside)

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Tom Yum soup DRINK . Thai ice coffee PIZZA TOPPING . Anything but red meat (since he is actually allergic to beef) COLOR . Orange. MUSIC GENRE .  He’s probably got a ton of rap. BOOK GENRE .   He can’t read well and he’s secretly insecure about that, so he likes reading books intended for children (and they tend to be way more fun and yet also treats their audience a lot more respectfully than adult books tend to do) To read them in peace, he acts like he’s examining them in order to figure out which books should go in the children’s library he’s building MOVIE GENRE .  Anything with Nicholas Cage in it CURSE WORD . Whore. He will call his male friends this when they’re being pains SCENTS . Fallen leaves

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Switches like Nintendo SINGS IN THE SHOWER . Oh yeah. He gets super anxious, almost panics, in the shower, and singing alleviates that LIKES PUNS . He likes to annoy his kids with them

Lyall

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Arthur Lyall Serpain NICKNAME .  Lyall, Lylie (by his brother and sister to annoy him), Birdbrain AGE .  54 SPECIES . Werewolf

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true . (Moral relativist) RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral (He’s Jewish) SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, and spoke French as a kid at home SECRETS . His favorite Disney movie is Sleeping Beauty. He said it proudly to his classmates when he was little and was absolutely scorned for liking a “girl’s movie”, and even though he thinks Toxic Masculinity is one of the main sources of evil in the world, he still can’t get over this trauma and will only tell his most trusted allies

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   6′1″ SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . Faint scar on the corner of his left eye (Got in a fist fight with his dad when he was eighteen) ABILITIES  /  POWERS . High IQ (knows this but keeps mum about it because he knows a high IQ means nothing if you don’t have work ethic) RESTRICTIONS .  Silver (because, you know, Werewolf), and he’s deathly allergic to shellfish

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Chocolate! DRINK . Hot chocolate! PIZZA TOPPING . Olives COLOR . Royal blue MUSIC GENRE .  He’s definitely a fan of rock music, his favorite bands are Queen and Kansas BOOK GENRE . He probably prefers nonfiction books, but definitely enjoys mystery novels (the fun part is going back on it sometime after and catching all the clues you’ve missed) MOVIE GENRE . Probably mystery again, as well as thriller. Horror is either a total knockout or a cancer on his senses CURSE WORD . Fuck. It’s the most versatile word in the English language (not kidding), so what’s not to love? SCENTS . Lavender (The smell of his wife’s favorite brand of shampoo)

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Definitely prefers to bottom, but can top well if he’s in the mood for it SINGS IN THE SHOWER . Probably just hums LIKES PUNS . Depends on the kind of pun

Seth

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Seth Heath Fredrick Alan Nicholas Daniel Darren Serpain (His mom liked long names) NICKNAME .  None. Call him by his first name or by nothing at all. AGE .  28 SPECIES . Werewolf

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true  RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, Castilian Spanish, Navajo, can understand Catalan SECRETS . He killed a classmate in cold blood when he was 16

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   5″7 SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . Everywhere. They’re on his arms, his chest, his legs, he’d almost look like Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas ABILITIES  /  POWERS . Extremely nimble and steathly RESTRICTIONS .  Silver (Because Werewolf), and he personally just hates cats

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Nothing like ribs to remind you that you are inches away from being an animal DRINK . Mulled wine PIZZA TOPPING . He isn’t picky. Mainly anything but pineapple COLOR . Probably red? He didn’t think about it MUSIC GENRE .  He’s definitely a heavy metal guy, especially heavy metal that has an almost religious theme BOOK GENRE . Probably horror. MOVIE GENRE .  Horror again, though he secretly loves to watch the movies his three-year-old daughter watches while drunk or high; he loves to roast the characters he hates so much CURSE WORD . Puta (Spanish for ‘bitch’, but can sometimes also mean ‘fuck’) SCENTS . He probably likes the smell of cigars, even if he doesn’t like to smoke himself

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Definitely a top. He might one day oblige his wife and let her be on top, but he’s not going to be tied up by her, no sir SINGS IN THE SHOWER . Dude doesn’t think the world needs to be punished further by having him sing LIKES PUNS . No. He grew up with a dad that liked puns so he hates them so much

Alexis

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Alexis Esther Dove (English name), Midori Akiyama (Japanese name with her mother’s maiden name) NICKNAME .  Lex, Lexie, Midori  AGE .  14 SPECIES . Dragon

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true . (Moral relativist) RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral (Kind of just believes in a hogposh of Shintoism, Buddhism, and Christianity) SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity (if she were to get pregnant the hormonal changes would quite literally make her go insane, so...)/ charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, Japanese SECRETS . She’s questioning if she’s bi

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   5″4 SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . She has dragon scales on her hands and has claws for nails, does that count? ABILITIES  /  POWERS . Can turn into a dragon at will, and can even manipulate this so that only parts of her body have transformed. She can also breathe fire, sometimes RESTRICTIONS .  This bitch named Lifen Fang she hates at school (though other times Lifen is her best friend)

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Natto (fermented beans that Japanese people like to eat for breakfast) DRINK . Cherry flavored soda PIZZA TOPPING . Extra cheese! COLOR . Green MUSIC GENRE . Pop music (because she’s 14) BOOK GENRE . Manga (mostly likes the doujinshis she can buy if she doesn’t like her favorite manga’s actual ending) MOVIE GENRE .  She’s a sucker for romantic comedies CURSE WORD . Bastard (the only swear word she was allowed to say growing up) SCENTS . That perfume all middle school girls like to buy (The brand name may change over time but it still smells the fucking same)

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Uhhh, she’s fourteen you perv SINGS IN THE SHOWER . If she’s in a good mood. Bad moods are for staring at the floor and forgetting you’re even in the shower LIKES PUNS . She usually rolls her eyes if she hears them, but if she’s sad about something, a pun, good or bad, will at least make her smile for a little bit

I tag:

@minervashogwarts

@snowcompassion

@belriseau

@sassy-pastel-eren

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DAD! WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA INVENT ICE CREAM!"

Ehectel: That’s nice, kiddo! I can’t wait to try it. *ruffles hair, ignoring the fact that his kid is expected to be a future monarch and probably won’t even have time to eat the damn stuff, much less invent it*Lyall: You mean a new kind of ice cream? *taps chin with pen* Well, we’ll need to figure out how ice cream normally works in order to figure out how to do it differently. Perhaps dehydrating it, or finding a way that keeps it from melting. Now, there’s probably an ice cream factory nearby that would be happy to give tours, or I can just get an ice cream making kit from the crafts store or something and we’ll figure it out from there. What did you have in mind? Oh, wait…you’ve already moved onto something else. Alright…Seth: Ice cream has already been invented, you dumb kid. How else do you know what it is? *pinches cheek affectionately*

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Acquaintance:Hold the door for themHelp them carry somethingLet them borrow something(No phone for you; he’s got all kinds of crazy porn on there he doesn’t want anybody to see!)Smile at them when passing in the streetsShake hands with them(Attempt to) Flirt with them in a bar Share a taxi with themGive them a ride homeLend them moneySit next to them on public transportationOffer them some foodHelp them find something they lost

Friendship:Let them stay the nightListen to them complain at 4 am (Luna doesn’t complain all that much; maybe rant about something that legitimately upset her)Help them get over a break up (Yes…help…😈)Go out shopping with themPet sit for them (As long as Luna isn’t going full Newt)Help them move housesHelp them find a lost petGo on vacation with themStay up all night with themHelp them hide a dead body (Luna would never need to do this but you know…he’s willing to do it)Provide an alibi for themTake their side in a break upTalk about their future plans(Sure as hell ain’t gonna be her Man of Honor)Share food with them

Lover:Let them stay after sexGentle sexRough sexExperimentHandcuffsBDSMWhips(Orgasm denial is just frustrating to him)AftercareCuddles after sex (!!!)Tea/coffee/etc. after sexGentle kissesRough kissesPassionate kissesSloppy kissesLazy kissesHang out without sexHide their relationship (for the first few weeks and then will want to be more public when it’s getting serious)(Cheating is for losers who don’t know how to play the game)Dirty talkLoving talkGentle touchesRough touchesNervous/shy touchesSay “I love you” (!!!)

Married/dating:Take them on expensive datesPay for dates(He’s wealthy and has nothing to spend it on, so he’ll always pay)Go to the moviesPut out on the first date (And before the first date…)Get an arranged marriageStay at home most nights Cuddle in front of the TVPropose first (It doesn’t count in Sangese culture if the Aran doesn’t propose to their lover out of fear of gold digging)Have a quiet proposal (One to actually propose marriage, and then another grandiose proposal for friends and family)Have a big wedding (Not his choice but he’s royalty)Elope/get married in Vegas (Totally wants to)Go on a cheap honeymoon (All he needs is a bed and her naked)Have kids (Duh)Get a pet (Puppers!)Move in togetherLaugh during kissesLaugh during sexTickle fightsFight over who’s cuter(Going to bed angry did no good for anyone. He’s try to resolve fights before, or just not do shit that makes her mad 😆)Make up sex Angry sex (If he’s angry about work and she lets him take it out on her)(Can’t survive with no sex unless it’s doc’s orders)Let their parents stay overLet their family visit oftenTell them “I love you” every day (Or every time she enters and leaves a room)

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mermaid AU! xDDD

Ehectel watched as Princess Luna was helped up to her feet by Grimsby. He almost wanted to approach her and formally introduce himself, but she only caught a glimpse of him as she woke up. He was simply too afraid that she didn’t like mermaids very much.

“I don’t know when...I don’t know how...” Ehectel whispered to her, his heart aching as she was limping back to her castle. “...but I know something’s starting right now!”

He looked up at the castle, the one he saw since he was a mere tadpole. “Watch and you’ll see! Someday I’ll be...”