Sakura, Sex, and Sang

18+ RP Blog Come and lie with the werewolves, dragons, bats and spiders

[playwithmemeismoving]

Angst Starters

“I never want to see you again.”

“You ruined my life!”

“I wish I could just disappear.”

“I couldn’t save anyone.”

“I’m ugly, inside and out.”

“You’d throw away everything we had together just like that?”

“I’m angry all the time and I don’t know how to make it stop.”

“I just wanted to be happy. Just once. Is that too much to ask?”

“This is the last time we can meet like this.”

“Forget about me.”

“I don’t know what to do anymore.”

“What I’ve lost can’t be replaced. Not ever.”

“You never loved me.”

“There’s something broken inside of me.”

“I don’t want to hurt anymore.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“Don’t compare your pain to mine. You know nothing.”

“I don’t even know who you are anymore.”

“You always come to me with your problems but every time I ask for your help suddenly you’re too busy.”

“It’s not my fault!”

“I betrayed your trust. I’m sorry.”

“Take back what you said.”

“No more lies.”

“If you keep pushing people away you’ll end up all alone.”

“Don’t pretend to be the victim here!”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“Heroes don’t live long.”

“I won’t be your dirty secret.”

“I can feel myself dying.”

“Don’t give up yet.”

“They’re all gone.”

[almostxcaught]

"Holy shit." Beneath the wreckage and the chaos in this abandoned store, he managed to find a wrapped bar of soap. The kind he would have sneered at and dubbed cheap before The Fall. His jaw was open in complete, utter shock, and his eyes sparkled.

Jodee poked her head up and looked in his hands before smiling, “Oh, boy, you’ll be smelling good tonight. Bless the Irish Spring for lasting this long. Hey, look and see if there’s any Dove.”

@kingofthebats40

[kingofthebats40]

“If not, I wouldn’t mind sharing.” He put the soap in his breastplate pocket, for that one had a button to keep it in place. Lyall would definitely notice if it fell out, anyway.

It had been so long since he had a proper shower with plumbing and heat control, but still, he grew to be quite fond of bathing in rivers and lakes…he felt much more like an actual human being, again.

[almostxcaught]

“We’ll do that anyway once we find a safe place to bath,” she shrugged with a smirk. Things weren’t easy when moving in this world and finding a safe and secure place to bathe was luxury at this point unless they were caught in a good rainstorm.

But still, soap…that was an excellent find.

[kingofthebats40]

He chuckled, grinning as some...quite nice...memories came back to him.

[kingofthebats40]

"It's perfect weather for sweaters." {@hcavcnlydcsircs for Lyall}

“Sure is.” Lyall agreed, wearing a navy blue, slightly-too-big cableknit sweater. “I love how it always smells so crisp and wonderful when you go outside, this time of year.”

Although, he was a November baby, so he could have been a bit biased…

[hcavcnlydcsircs]

“Cider Mills, hay rides, everything! But mostly sweaters and hoodies. Fall has got to be one of my favorite seasons.”

[kingofthebats40]

“Do you have any special plans on this wonderful fall day?” He asked, briefly looking up from his laptop. He was drafting a research proposal, and although his boss expected it from him next week, he was determined to turn it in by tomorrow morning. He was almost done with it, just maybe five more pages.

“I’m waiting for the absolutely perfect day to go fly my new kite...” He mumbled.

[minervashogwarts]

Luke took Daddy’s glasses off his face and tried them on for himself. He definitely looked like a tiny version of his father, but with less hair.

@kingofthebats40

Minerva smirked, plating their dinner of roast and potatoes while Luke and Lyall relaxed. “Lyall, if you ever try to deny that child, I will have you put your glasses on him,” she chuckled softly.

[kingofthebats40]

Lyall smiled a bit at the joke, but something seemed a bit...off about it. It was somewhere in his eyes...they weren’t as sparkly as they used to. Like an unpleasant memory had scrubbed his way back into his mind.

[almostxcaught]

"Holy shit." Beneath the wreckage and the chaos in this abandoned store, he managed to find a wrapped bar of soap. The kind he would have sneered at and dubbed cheap before The Fall. His jaw was open in complete, utter shock, and his eyes sparkled.

Jodee poked her head up and looked in his hands before smiling, “Oh, boy, you’ll be smelling good tonight. Bless the Irish Spring for lasting this long. Hey, look and see if there’s any Dove.”

@kingofthebats40

[kingofthebats40]

“If not, I wouldn’t mind sharing.” He put the soap in his breastplate pocket, for that one had a button to keep it in place. Lyall would definitely notice if it fell out, anyway.

It had been so long since he had a proper shower with plumbing and heat control, but still, he grew to be quite fond of bathing in rivers and lakes...he felt much more like an actual human being, again.

[kingofthebats40]

"It's perfect weather for sweaters." {@hcavcnlydcsircs for Lyall}

“Sure is.” Lyall agreed, wearing a navy blue, slightly-too-big cableknit sweater. “I love how it always smells so crisp and wonderful when you go outside, this time of year.”

Although, he was a November baby, so he could have been a bit biased...

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send “Wear this!” and an outfit and my muse will have to wear that outfit for yours!

[mostlyvanillarpmemes]

Sex on the Couch

“Can we pause the movie? I’m a little distracted.”

“Do we have to get up? I’m comfortable right here.”

“Let me get this off, and it’ll feel even better.”

“It’s a good thing you’re flexible.”

“I’m not crushing you, am I?”

“Just lay back and enjoy.”

“Don’t stop watching on my account. I’m just having a little fun.”

“Go ahead, but I’m not stopping what I’m doing.”

“Keep your eyes on the screen.”

“Keep your clothes on. The cushions are rough.”

“Good luck finishing your game.”

“That’s cheating! You can’t do this while we play!”

“I bet I can get you off before the commercial break’s over.”

“Aren’t I more interesting than that book?”

“You weren’t paying attention me, so I thought I’d improvise.”

“Wrap your legs around me tighter. Wouldn’t want you falling off.”

“If you’re so excited, why don’t you finish it?”

“Don’t get it on the couch. We have company coming.”

“I can’t believe you’re doing this right now.”

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Autumn Sentence Starters

“It’s perfect weather for sweaters!”

“Isn’t it beautiful this time of year?” 

“Ugh, it’s raining. Again.” 

“Crunch crunch crunch-” 

“Care to go for a walk?” 

“It’s a window of Fall in the middle of a Summer week.” 

“Why can’t it cool down already?!”

“PUMPKIN SPICE!”

“I’m actually allergic to pumpkins, you know.” 

“Oooh, a farmer’s market! Let’s go!” 

“It’s sweater weather but only for the first four hours of being awake.” 

“Can you smell the season changing?” 

“It’s never too late to decorate for Halloween!” 

“I don’t even know what Halloween is, and at this point I am too afraid to ask.” 

“So, care to explain the skeleton in the lawn chair?” 

“I’ve become one with the leaf pile.” 

“I just raked that!” 

“I hate this time of year.” 

“I love this time of year!” 

“I wish summer never ends…” 

“The leaves are so pretty this year.” 

“Want some fresh pie to warm you up?” 

“Let’s get some coffee sit on a bench to enjoy the weather.” 

“Want to go to the orchard with me?” 

“Look at all these apples!” 

“What a waste of a good pumpkin.” 

“This is the weirdest looking squash I’ve ever seen.” 

“Someone just left their excess homegrown produce on my doorstep.” 

“Did you leave all these cucumbers in my mailbox?” 

Send 🎃+ your own!

[dohertyinc-archive-blog]

better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know each other before now

[rpmememaker]

send ‘ship !’ for the following

tbh there’s never a ship meme that hits on the things i wanna know so here we are :

who throws things in a fight ? who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? who is more adverse to physical contact ? who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? who is more likely to cheat ? who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? who is most likely to be dishonest ? who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ? who is the dessert person ? who is more conservative ? who hates/dislikes oral sex ?

[kingofthebats40]

Character Interview

Tagged by @silvcrignis​ but to compensate for my lack of activity imma do this for the four main guys so FUCK YOU YOU SLACKER ONLY DOING ONE MUSE LOSER

Ehectel

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Ehectel Chiroptera, Aran of Sang, the 7th in the Chiroptera Dynasty, and the 108th Aran in Sangese History NICKNAME .  Aran (formal title that literally means ‘monarch’ in Sangese) AGE .  40 SPECIES . Sangese Bat (Humanoid that can transform into a bat-like creature at will)

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true (Though when he’s pissed off he’s downright scary) RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity (pff lol no) / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, Sangese SECRETS . He invented his hairstyle and refuses to tell anyone how he managed to get it. No reason. He thinks it’s funny for everyone to scramble how he does it. Oh and he was sexually abused during his entire teen years by an older man but whatever.

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   6′9″ SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . Some scars on his legs, hips, and pelvis from...well...he doesn’t want to talk about it ABILITIES  /  POWERS . Has super hearing abilities,  RESTRICTIONS .  The sun (gets sunburnt after like spending like thirty minutes outside)

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Tom Yum soup DRINK . Thai ice coffee PIZZA TOPPING . Anything but red meat (since he is actually allergic to beef) COLOR . Orange. MUSIC GENRE .  He’s probably got a ton of rap. BOOK GENRE .   He can’t read well and he’s secretly insecure about that, so he likes reading books intended for children (and they tend to be way more fun and yet also treats their audience a lot more respectfully than adult books tend to do) To read them in peace, he acts like he’s examining them in order to figure out which books should go in the children’s library he’s building MOVIE GENRE .  Anything with Nicholas Cage in it CURSE WORD . Whore. He will call his male friends this when they’re being pains SCENTS . Fallen leaves

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Switches like Nintendo SINGS IN THE SHOWER . Oh yeah. He gets super anxious, almost panics, in the shower, and singing alleviates that LIKES PUNS . He likes to annoy his kids with them

Lyall

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Arthur Lyall Serpain NICKNAME .  Lyall, Lylie (by his brother and sister to annoy him), Birdbrain AGE .  54 SPECIES . Werewolf

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true . (Moral relativist) RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral (He’s Jewish) SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, and spoke French as a kid at home SECRETS . His favorite Disney movie is Sleeping Beauty. He said it proudly to his classmates when he was little and was absolutely scorned for liking a “girl’s movie”, and even though he thinks Toxic Masculinity is one of the main sources of evil in the world, he still can’t get over this trauma and will only tell his most trusted allies

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   6′1″ SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . Faint scar on the corner of his left eye (Got in a fist fight with his dad when he was eighteen) ABILITIES  /  POWERS . High IQ (knows this but keeps mum about it because he knows a high IQ means nothing if you don’t have work ethic) RESTRICTIONS .  Silver (because, you know, Werewolf), and he’s deathly allergic to shellfish

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Chocolate! DRINK . Hot chocolate! PIZZA TOPPING . Olives COLOR . Royal blue MUSIC GENRE .  He’s definitely a fan of rock music, his favorite bands are Queen and Kansas BOOK GENRE . He probably prefers nonfiction books, but definitely enjoys mystery novels (the fun part is going back on it sometime after and catching all the clues you’ve missed) MOVIE GENRE . Probably mystery again, as well as thriller. Horror is either a total knockout or a cancer on his senses CURSE WORD . Fuck. It’s the most versatile word in the English language (not kidding), so what’s not to love? SCENTS . Lavender (The smell of his wife’s favorite brand of shampoo)

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Definitely prefers to bottom, but can top well if he’s in the mood for it SINGS IN THE SHOWER . Probably just hums LIKES PUNS . Depends on the kind of pun

Seth

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Seth Heath Fredrick Alan Nicholas Daniel Darren Serpain (His mom liked long names) NICKNAME .  None. Call him by his first name or by nothing at all. AGE .  28 SPECIES . Werewolf

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true  RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, Castilian Spanish, Navajo, can understand Catalan SECRETS . He killed a classmate in cold blood when he was 16

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   5″7 SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . Everywhere. They’re on his arms, his chest, his legs, he’d almost look like Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas ABILITIES  /  POWERS . Extremely nimble and steathly RESTRICTIONS .  Silver (Because Werewolf), and he personally just hates cats

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Nothing like ribs to remind you that you are inches away from being an animal DRINK . Mulled wine PIZZA TOPPING . He isn’t picky. Mainly anything but pineapple COLOR . Probably red? He didn’t think about it MUSIC GENRE .  He’s definitely a heavy metal guy, especially heavy metal that has an almost religious theme BOOK GENRE . Probably horror. MOVIE GENRE .  Horror again, though he secretly loves to watch the movies his three-year-old daughter watches while drunk or high; he loves to roast the characters he hates so much CURSE WORD . Puta (Spanish for ‘bitch’, but can sometimes also mean ‘fuck’) SCENTS . He probably likes the smell of cigars, even if he doesn’t like to smoke himself

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Definitely a top. He might one day oblige his wife and let her be on top, but he’s not going to be tied up by her, no sir SINGS IN THE SHOWER . Dude doesn’t think the world needs to be punished further by having him sing LIKES PUNS . No. He grew up with a dad that liked puns so he hates them so much

Alexis

BASICS  !

FULL NAME .  Alexis Esther Dove (English name), Midori Akiyama (Japanese name with her mother’s maiden name) NICKNAME .  Lex, Lexie, Midori  AGE .  14 SPECIES . Dragon

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY . lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil  / true . (Moral relativist) RELIGION .  spiritual / neutral (Kind of just believes in a hogposh of Shintoism, Buddhism, and Christianity) SINS .  greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath VIRTUES .  chastity (if she were to get pregnant the hormonal changes would quite literally make her go insane, so...)/ charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  English, Japanese SECRETS . She’s questioning if she’s bi

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .  scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   5″4 SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS . She has dragon scales on her hands and has claws for nails, does that count? ABILITIES  /  POWERS . Can turn into a dragon at will, and can even manipulate this so that only parts of her body have transformed. She can also breathe fire, sometimes RESTRICTIONS .  This bitch named Lifen Fang she hates at school (though other times Lifen is her best friend)

FAVORITES !

FOOD . Natto (fermented beans that Japanese people like to eat for breakfast) DRINK . Cherry flavored soda PIZZA TOPPING . Extra cheese! COLOR . Green MUSIC GENRE . Pop music (because she’s 14) BOOK GENRE . Manga (mostly likes the doujinshis she can buy if she doesn’t like her favorite manga’s actual ending) MOVIE GENRE .  She’s a sucker for romantic comedies CURSE WORD . Bastard (the only swear word she was allowed to say growing up) SCENTS . That perfume all middle school girls like to buy (The brand name may change over time but it still smells the fucking same)

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP . Uhhh, she’s fourteen you perv SINGS IN THE SHOWER . If she’s in a good mood. Bad moods are for staring at the floor and forgetting you’re even in the shower LIKES PUNS . She usually rolls her eyes if she hears them, but if she’s sad about something, a pun, good or bad, will at least make her smile for a little bit

I tag:

@minervashogwarts

@snowcompassion

@belriseau

@sassy-pastel-eren

[kingofthebats40]

“are you drunk?” -almostxcaught

Lyall laughed at that, and he put a hand on her thigh. “You’re so funny!”

[almostxcaught]

Jodee nodded, smirking, “Mmmhmm. Yup. You’re drunk.” She plucked the jar from his hands, “We’ll just put this aside for later. Let’s get you some water. C’mon. We’ll go down to the river and have a nice swim.”

[kingofthebats40]

“Without clothes?” Lyall asked whistfully, his eyes for once were totally clear of any hardship or fear.

[almostxcaught]

“Unless you like havin’ chapped thighs from walkin’ in wet jeans,” she gave him a bright smile as she stood.

[kingofthebats40]

“Oh, that makes sense!” Lyall grinned as he stripped nude, having no regard if anyone else saw him.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Unconscious/Unsteady Sentence Starters

“Woah, are you okay?”

“Get up!” 

“W-what happened?” 

“Steady now.” 

“What happened to you?” 

“I got you, don’t worry.” 

“You look like you’re going to tip over at any second.” 

“Why am I on the ground?”

“Hey, wake up.” 

“Please tell me you aren’t dead…” 

“Please groan if you’re awake.” 

“I… I need to sit down…” 

“I have you, it’s okay.” 

“Can you make it to that chair?” 

“Do you need to sit down?” 

“You’re looking awfully pale.” 

“Hey now, take it easy…” 

“Don’t sit up so fast.” 

“Do you need a hand…?” 

“This is no place to take a nap.” 

“Why is there a body out here?” 

“I’ll catch you if you keel over.” 

Send 🛌+ a sentence of your own!

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Soft Affection

Send in an icon for my muse to: 

🎀 Play with your muse’s hair

✋ brush fingers/hold hands

👉 Gently poke or prod yours

💐 give a gift

🎎 sit close enough to brush knees/lean against yours

🛌 take a nap with yours

🖐 tracing fingers against your muse’ skin or over a scar/other

🍫 quietly hand over a treat/food item

☺ stroke your muse’s cheek/face

🧥 be found wearing your muse’s sweater/coat/article of clothing

✨+ add your own

🐱 to reverse

[kingofthebats40]

“are you drunk?” -almostxcaught

Lyall laughed at that, and he put a hand on her thigh. “You’re so funny!”

[almostxcaught]

Jodee nodded, smirking, “Mmmhmm. Yup. You’re drunk.” She plucked the jar from his hands, “We’ll just put this aside for later. Let’s get you some water. C’mon. We’ll go down to the river and have a nice swim.”

[kingofthebats40]

“Without clothes?” Lyall asked whistfully, his eyes for once were totally clear of any hardship or fear.

[horrificmemes]

Your muse finds mine chained up in a dungeon full of torture tools. Send me “Chains” for a starter.

Do they let them go or do they take advantage of the situation?