May 19, 2023
"What the hell... freaking weirdo..."
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"What the hell... freaking weirdo..."
Oh, it's you that I lie with
As the atom bomb locks in
Yes, it's you I welcome death with
As the world, as the world caves in
What if Alphonse was late? What if the last thing Seth ever saw was his lover boy standing in the door, watching him die slowly and painfully
i audibly sighed seeing this ask/lh
thinking about flwogb and scream crying 😔👊
Ruby: *opens Yang's door while rubbing her eyes* Yang? It's the middle of the night. I just heard you scream.
Yang and Blake: *Blake is on top of Yang with only a blanket covering them* ?!
Ruby: *tilts her head to the side* What are you doing?
Yang:
Blake:
Yang:..... Twister?
*The next day*
Ruby: *spits out cereal* They weren't playing twister....
This probably happened in v5
Ruby: *walked up to Yang in clear pain holding facial cleaner and dial soap* Guess which one I accidentally just cleaned my butthole with.... This burns SO bad!
Yang: Neither of those soaps are supposed to go anywhere near your freaking asshole.
Yang: HOW do you accidently choose one to clean your asshole with?!
Ruby: I can't use Dial on my butt?!
Yang: What the fuck
Yang: It's antibacterial soap, Ruby
Yang: Why should that go anywhere your ass
Ruby: Cuz I just used the bathroom! If I can use it on a open wound, I can use it on my butt all the time!
Ruby: Kill off those bum bacteria! :D
Yang: You're going to kill me one day
Yang: Like I'll die prematurely because you stress me out too much
Yang: You are NOT supposed to clean your fucking asshole with dial hand soap!
Ruby: Then what do I use?! There isn't butthole soap!
Yang: WATER
Yang: WATER cleans you just fine!
Ruby: That won't make it smell fresh!
Yang: Yes, Ruby. Fresh. That's exactly what some girl would want if they smell your asshole.
Yang: "Wow, Ruby! Your asshole smells exactly like the soap I use to wash my hands after I piss! Gee wiz wollykers, I'm so turned on right now!"
Ruby: You hurt me! ;0;
Yang: *dies inside*
Ruby: Hey, sis! I totaled your bike!
Yang:
Yang: WHAT.
*A couple minutes later*
Yang: *is sobbing over Bumblebee's remains* HOW DO YOU PULL THESE STUNTS?!
Ruby: These things just seem to happen.
She’s here, shes standing in my closet and she’s waiting for me to fall asleep. I can’t do it, I won’t go through this again please don’t make me do this again please
Threshians are disappointing