Yang: Trouble in paradise?
Ruby: I'm just trying to figure something out.
Yang: Well, why don't you let your big sister help you out.
Ruby: I don't think that's a good idea.
Yang: Hey, if you can't come to me for help, who can you?
Ruby: Okay, well... I'm trying to figure out who's chest I like sleeping on more.
Ruby: You see, Saphron's boobs are nice and squishy, it's kind of like sleeping on a marshmallow.
Ruby: But Jaune's pecks are nice and firm like a nice stuffed pillow.
Ruby: Wait, I've got it! I'll just start sleeping in the middle of the two of them. Then they can both smother me with their chests.
Ruby: Then they could start kissing me together, and touching me.
Ruby: *Horny panting* And even start making out with each other while I-
Yang: How did this happen!? You used to be so innocent! *Tearing up* What happened to my Rubaby?