So, I was eating a slice of pizza, and there is a smol noise, and when I look over... “Can I haz pizza?!” And, Cruel Being that I am, I said, “No.”
So he upped his game.
“Give pizza to good smol dog or die!!!” Nope.
When chewing on my kneecaps didn’t work he disappeared.
I got messaged from downstairs.... “The Imp thirsts for pizza. He is barking at me!”
Oh for the ......












