*after Throck has an argument with Ruffnut and Fishlegs*
Throck: Thank you for sticking up for me.
Heather: Well, I just took your side because sometimes, I get annoyed at how close Fishlegs and Ruffnut are.
Throck: They argue all the time. They aren’t that close.
Heather: Who’s always comforting him when he’s upset?
Throck: Ruffnut, but-
Heather: Who’s the only one who can make her take her medicine when she’s sick?
Throck: I try to hide it in her peanut butter, but she spits it out.
Heather: Ok. And did you know she has him add things to the agreement between the dragon riders and the Defenders of the Wing so she can get her way and not fight with you about it?
Throck: Son of a bitch!
Snotlout: *laughs*
Throck: Why is that funny?
Snotlout: I don’t know. I like the pain of others.












