#rumor asks

[humblemooncat]

Rumour has it that U'lohi is terribly strong. Apparently, and you didn't hear this from me, but apparently he recently did 50 pressups with two other Miqo'te men sitting on his back. In public no less. I mean it's very impressive, if a little vulgar, but I suppose that's the sort of drinking game that entertains the lower orders...

Thank you for the rumor, Mimble!

I had to wait for Sunday to answer this because the idea of him and some tribe mates getting blitzed after dinner and daring each other to try doing pushups with the others as added weight seems like a plausible occurrence. xD

Technically in public, but I feel like that merchant may have been reaching since it's their home.

Anyway, happy Sinday. :3c

Enjoy some not-so-clothed U tribe catboys. (With nothing showing, I promise)

I feel like this isn't too far-fetched an idea for three rowdy, drunken catboys. xD

This would have happened pre-EW, when Lohi was given his title while visiting. Considering he used to be one of the "weaker" Tias, I'd imagine the boys had to get some teasing out. (and since Lohi's not private about his sexuality, and I'm pretty sure these boys are bi; naked, one-armed pushups)

He, uh... didn't think anyone saw that. xD

[saiyanandproud]

💬 + I heard your parents talking recently! I think they talked about how much they've missed you lately. Are you going to visit them?

Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

"Oh. Did they? Uhm..."

"Yeah, I mean, I guess I will. I always take some time off in summer to visit them, anyways. I just-- I didn't realise it's been so long, I suppose."

"... Did they really say they missed me?"

[lonesome--hunter]

Rumour has it Josiah already has Ezra’s grave dug right near Big Boy, just waiting for the right time..

"Naw, Baby ain't goin' nowhere." Josiah's laugh at the suggestion turns into a hacking cough, one of those coughs that decades of smoking gets you. He taps Ezra's muzzled chin where he lays in his lap and continues, "Plus it ain't gonna be next to the mutt neither. I got a spot all picked out up yonder in the mountains if Baby does happen to get called home early."

[lazerlustt]

I'm 99% sure that he's actually a slum account for Joey Jordison to post pics of himself and see how fans react. 🤨

hey hey, what's wrong with that? i gotta make sure they still like me, we're all victims of peer approval here

[skin--slave]

i heard that she bought 1000 dicks on ebay and sucked them all

No comment.

[the-one-and-only-quinn]

💬 + so i herd u liek mudkips?

Quinn looked so fucking confused, “What the hell is a mudkips?”

//My poor Quinn doesn’t understand ;;

[ice-daddy-vitya]

Rumor has it that Viktor's hair is insured

“I wish it was.” 

[zozo-amused]

Rumor has it your heart is made of stone, quite literally.

Selena smirked, folding her arms.  “And which of my jilted lovers told you that, hmm?  Personally, I prefer the ice-queen motif, but ‘stone-hearted bitch’ fits me just as well.”