Russian Dally headcanons pretty pretty please with a cherry on top?
Now, I will say, everything I know about russian Dallas is from alaskan-wallflower, so I apologize if any of this is inaccurate
Dallas was born in '48, so that's around the time that Stalin died and Russia was trying to move away from his beliefs. There was a housing and economic boom, and an emphasis on some de-Stalinization. But, there was also the spread of communist propaganda, the Cold War, and growing tensions with neighboring countries.
Dallas's parents moved him and themselves to America when he was around six.
I imagine his early life didn't change much, at least in my headcanon. His mother still died when he was very young, and his father was abusive in many terrible ways
Dallas didn't start learning english until his first juvenile detention stay at eleven.
He realized how dangerous the system was, not only for immigrants who didn't speak english, but especially for Russian immigrants.
He was abused by both fellow inmates and by guards, both during his first stay and every stay at juvie or prison after that
All the English Dallas knows, he taught himself (which is pretty damn impressive) and he picks up the New York accent to cover up his Russian one, since it's safer that way.
As for general headcanons:
+ After living in Tulsa for a while, Dallas mixes up accents a lot
+ I imagine, even after all those years, Russian is still his default, and he has to actively switch to the New York or country accents
+ He still says certain words with a Russian accent, especially if he's talking too fast, so he tries to avoid those words
+ New York cold does nothing to Dallas, so of course a Tulsa winter is basically a Russian summer
+ Dallas is SUFFERING in the Tulsa heat. It reaches sixty degrees and he's melting
+ I'm also a firm believer in Dallas with albinism, so you know he spends summer sunburnt to hell
+ Buck and Tim both played huge roles in Dallas learning how to "be American"
+ They helped him pick up the parts of English he couldn't teach himself
+ When he's angry, his New York accent gets stronger, but when he's upset he slips back into Russian
+ If he's angry AND hurt, he just screams a jumble of Russian words and New York slang that no one can understand
+ The gang has many mixed reactions, but I think they all still come around
+ Dallas still hides his accent, because he doesn't want to be mocked for it, but eventually he gets comfortable enough to let it slip
+ Whenever Two-Bit makes a stupid joke (usually about vodka or some other stereotype) Dallas just stares at him silently so he can wallow in his racist shame
+ Dallas by far struggles with English grammar the most, particularly the use of articles (a/an/the) since they just..don't exist in Russian
+ The gang always corrects him, but he gets really embarrassed about it
+ I've said before, but Johnny catches accents easily. So, as Dallas stops hiding his accent around the gang, he catches it, too
+ He actually teaches the gang some Russian (swear words, mostly), it becomes like a secret code between them













