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Okay, it’s time for A RUSSIAN TAUNT. Literal translation:

“Hey, Snake, look that I’m doing with these revolvers!” “I was spinnig your revolvers on the dick.”

“Вертеть на хую” (”to spin on the dick”) is popular idiom that means “to do not care about something, be pissed of something and don’t want to hear or see it anymore”.

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Как вы не можете запомнить, есть только три гендера

Мужской

Женский

Дактилический

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Please Enjoy Julian McCullough’s Set on Corden

Late night is back from what seemed like they’re own Summer vacation.

With that, Julian McCullough delivered a fun set on Corden’s first episode back and explained why you might not want to ask old Russians for a joke that they might know.

Watch it here.