picture this, you’re Ranboo, chilling in your house, two infamous murderers scammers shown up at your door, offering to play the Wii Shop theme on the guitar for you (you knew it was a trap, yet is coerced into opening the door for them). They broke your door. And taught you how to reinforce your house(????). You’re held at gunpoint, the music is still playing, as they force you to confess your love for the Dome. The music stopped. You’re now still with a gun at your head, painting “WE ❤️ DOME” over your gigantic sign that previously said “DON’T ROB :)” which is ironic (well they aren’t really robbing you, just forcing you to join their cult). One of the scammers is sleeping at what used to be your front door, and the next time you go to the Dome to collect supplies you must do the hums (or you’ll be shot). Also you should upgrade your building or they’ll return to bully you over it again. (why does this feels like an even more fucked up version of Three Little Pigs again?)







