Well, friends, here it is, the last of one full year of posts. At some point in the next few days, I'll do an aggregate stats post (when I'm able to get it together). Thanks for all your support over the last year!
2019
Fold in the Cheese [david/patrick, T, 2,386] by TayTay4936
David decided it was his turn to be the gift giver for once.
Never Gonna Get My Love [david/patrick, T, 1,051] by @fraudulentzodiac
After missing out on the open mic night, Alexis unearths footage of a very different performance of Patrick's.
Inspired by actual Noah Reid song "Never Gonna Get My Love."
Pictures of a different time [david/patrick, G, 1,771] by @theres-a-goldensky
It was liberating to finally get one over on Sebastien Raine -- both literally and figuratively. If it made David feel a little slimy in the aftermath, well, it wouldn’t be sex with Sebastien without the lingering regret and shame anyway. At least this time he did it with his eyes open. And a condom.
Patrick meets Sebastien Raine.
Stuck on your heart [david/patrick, G, 2,395] by @theres-a-goldensky
“Thank you!” Patrick said again, beaming at the applause from the crowd, looking so handsome with that stupid acoustic guitar still strapped to him. Was it hot in here? It felt hot to David all of a sudden.
2020
a sweet treat [david/patrick, T, 365] by @hullomoon
David tries to find out who ate the last of the ice cream bars.
After the Whisky, Before the Fire [david/patrick, M, 5,278] by @aeliagioia
They went for a drink at Jake's knowing the invitation had very little to do with the whisky.
Here's what happened when they got home.
Let's make this last forever [david/patrick, T, 14,193] by Point_of_no_return
Patrick is decorating the Christmas tree throughout the years of his life with special trinkets he has collected in his relationship with Rachel and then with David Rose. There is a lot of reflection going through all of the different ornaments and this is a nostalgic story of finding love, staying in love, getting married, and starting a family. These young men have had an incredible journey of finding themselves and then each other.
No Point in Placing the Blame [david/patrick, M, 14,507] by odofidi
Part of him knew it was a mistake, that he was overreacting, falling into old patterns, putting Patrick into the same columns as the ones who came before him. The rational part of his brain knew this. But the stronger part, the part that had been broken for so long, the part still covered with fragile cracks, over ruled.
What if David wasn't so sure about everything. What if in the end, the idea of having gone through with anything at Jake's scared him so badly that he walked away?
2021
As the sunlight crept through the cracks [david/patrick, M, 1,144] by @orangesnlavender
TW: Homophobia
I am putting a trigger warning because there is some homophobia and I know that it's triggering for some. <33
Patrick tries to be the good husband he is and he sets up a meeting with a vendor without mentioning it to David. It goes very badly, the vendor is homophobic, and it sets off some past triggers for David.
baby blues [david/patrick, E, 3,612] by @schittyfic
“Sometimes I don’t wear, uh, boxers. Or briefs.”
David’s eyes flash. “Excuse me, are you telling me you’re going commando in our store?”
Our store. Patrick tamps down a giddy smile. “Not commando.”
“Well then, what - oh.” David shimmies with delight, stalking closer and dancing his fingertips up Patrick’s arms to his shoulders. “Patrick Brewer, what are you wearing?”
Calls from Marcy [david/patrick, G, 1,644] by @goodiecornbread
Patrick talks to his parents a few times a week. He tells them everything about his new life in Schitt's Creek.
Well, almost everything.
Maybe it's time to tell them the rest of the story?
Chile [twyla/oc, T, 300] by Rosey_Peach
Common Ground [david/patrick, G, 2,267] by orphan_account
Ronnie heads to Rose Apothecary looking for relief from the flu, but David's kind gesture suddenly falls to Patrick.
(See notes for a better summary. I'm sorry I'm so terrible at this)
Crying Your Heart Out [david/patrick, G, 22,177] by SoonerOrLater
The first, second and third times David and Patrick cried in front of each other. And the first time they cried together.
Doin it for the fame [david/patrick, NR, 1,857] by anonymous
Patrick decides to team up with a familiar performer
Downtime [alexis & ruth, G, 1,198] by another_Hero
Alexis and Ruth have a slumber party at a fancy hotel
exalted in the scene [david/patrick, T, 1,065] by budd
Patrick lightly opens up to David about his struggles with body image on the ride to his apartment after getting fitted for their wedding tuxedo.
Title from "Rather Be" by Clean Bandit
i can tell that we are gonna be friends [david & twyla, G, 700] by @sarahlevys
She's beaming at him. He can hear his sister's voice in his head – I know you guys aren't, like, close, but it would really mean a lot to me if you got to know each other better. So he smiles back at her, close-lipped, but a real smile nonetheless.
When it's time for the newly-branded Twyla's Café Tropical to reopen, Twyla asks David for a favour. AKA: Help me, David-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!
I Can't Live Without You [david/patrick, T, 6,818] by DawnDust
David gets into a car accident while he's on the phone with Patrick.
I want to show you the shape I'm in [stevie/alexis, T, 1,017] by @kiwiana-writes
The backing track for 'Money, Money' is already pumping out of the speakers when she pokes her head around the door to see Patrick and Stevie stomping around each other like they have been in every rehearsal, while the smokeshow Alexis assumes is the choreographer takes notes on a little clipboard.
I Would Still Know You [david/patrick, M, 851] by @im-televisions-moira-rose
Post-canon, Patrick watches David sleep and thinks about how time passes.________
Writing referenced for this piece of the Commonplace Book is from Lang Leav's Memories
Many the Miles [alexis/twyla, T, 7,996] by @sarahlevys singsongsung
There's a hesitance on the other end, before Alexis speaks up again. "I mean, I super miss you, Twy. Of course I want you here. But –" She sneezes again. "I'm like, super gross and on my deathbed and stuff. So not –" Another sneeze, followed by a huffing, disgruntled nose. Despite Alexis' illness, Twyla can't help but smile as she tries to imagine the face Alexis is making. "So not a cute look for me, babe."
On the weekend Twyla is supposed to visit Alexis in NYC, Alexis gets a cold.
Twyla goes anyway.
Son-rise Bay [david/patrick, T, 2,032] by @grapehyasynth
AU where Patrick never makes it to Schitt's Creek but gets cast as Vivian Blake's son in the Sunrise Bay reboot
the b word [david/patrick, G, 1,009] by thisfp
Patrick usually enjoys seeing how David responds to being riled up. This is different.
The Headache [david/patrick, G, 2,701] by @frizzlenox
When Patrick ends up in the hospital after a hockey injury, David assumes the worst. What David doesn't expect is how hard it is to deal with an impatient injured Patrick.
the most important meals are shared with you [alexis & ruth, G, 2,265] by budd
An exploration of Alexis and Ruth's friendship through four meals they share together.
Where We Can Go As We Are [david/patrick, G, 703] by @redwineandqueer
By the time David gets to Patrick’s apartment, his stomach is churning and his palms are so sweaty he can barely grip the key to get the door unlocked. It’s stupid - he’s been to Patrick’s place more times than he can count in the two months since he’s moved in. But this is his first time being here alone and part of him can’t shake the feeling like he’s trespassing somewhere he shouldn’t be.
You Made It All Okay [david/patrick, T, 17,796] by @trueillusion82
The incoming winter storm was why David had gone to Heather’s farm that afternoon rather than waiting until the following morning, when the worst of the storm was supposed to hit the Greater Elms. In fact, he’d left when he did so he’d be sure to have plenty of time to get back to Schitt’s Creek before the snow even started, but now, that appeared to be a moot point.
Patrick was considering dialing David’s number for a fourth time -- and perhaps leaving a voicemail -- when the phone started to vibrate in his hand, and a number he didn’t recognize flashed up on the screen.
2022
Asking for what you want [david/patrick, E, 2,112] by Obsessedwithdavrick
Patrick struggles with being okay with what he wants. David always sees him, and helps him to vocalise exactly what he wants. Which to be clear, is copious amounts of cum.
A little bit smutty and a little bit sweet story of conversations that happen when you become vulnerable.
If Ever A Wiz There Was [david & stevie, T, 16,458] by @a-noble-dragon
David is in a tizzy, he's going to have to get busy if he wants to apologise to his best friend and find his way home again.Can he and his little dog succeed in this strange and fantastical land full of familiar faces, sunshine and songs?
Slip of the Tongue [david/patrick, T, 753] by @tyfinn
David finds himself the object of Patrick's Freudian slips during a day trip to search for new vendors.
2023
Layover [david/patrick, NR, 46,466] by resilient_rose
AU where David and Patrick meet at the airport. Oneshot.
The French [david/patrick, NR, 93,869, CW: rape/noncon] by Critically_Reviewed
David needs a date to his sister's wedding. He decides that Patrick is perfect for the job. Chaos ensues.
2024
Fever breathe your love on me [david/patrick, E, 28,642] by @a-noble-dragon
It starts with a cough. That's all. There's nothing significant about it, it's merely a cough... and a few aches and pains here and there. But that's all. Patrick's fine. Really. Besides, he has a new store to run, so he's busy, and it's just, like, whatever.
- Or, Patrick is not not sick, and David (somehow) takes care of him.
Language of Love: Birthdays [david/patrick, NR, 13,002] by PandorasDaydream
David and Patrick celebrate their first birthdays as husbands.
Not Today [patrick & rachel, G, 1,391] by Obsessedwithdavrick
Patrick and Rachel's conversation after the fallout of the Barbeque.
Take my heart and make it strong [david/patrick, G, fanart] by @lizzie-bennetdarcy
David's olive branch to Patrick
Vacation Husbands [david/patrick, G, fanart] by @lizzie-bennetdarcy
David and Patrick embark on their summer vacation
Stats:
No fanworks for 2017 or 2018
2019: 4 fics/7,603 words
2020: 4 fics/34,343 words
2021: 20 fics/79,152 words
2022: 3 fics/19,323 words
2023: 2 fics/140,335 words
2024: 5 fanworks (3 fics, 2 fanart)/43,315 words
Total: 38 fanworks (36 fics, 2 fanart)/323,891 words
It's Day Four, and we hope you're ready for these fics! Grab your holiday beverage and settle in!
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DAY FOUR REVEALS
Christmas Parol
[Stevie/Ruth, E, 11,038 words]
RMG is having its very first Holiday Party….
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Hotter than Chocolate
[David/Patrick, G, 5,200 words]
David didn’t have “snippy man with soulful eyes and a devastating smile” on his Christmas List this year, but he wasn’t going to complain.
Well, not too much anyway.
Or…
David and Patrick meet while doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve.
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[podfic] Snipe
[David/Patrick, M, 1:01:37]
Audio recording of "Snipe" by samwhambam
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David knew it was going to happen, one day he would have to meet Patrick's parents, but it still takes him by surprise when it does, when they insist on getting to know David. What really shocks him, is how well it all goes.
Snipe: A sweet shot that beats the goalie.
Or hockey bfs, but the one where David meets the Brewers
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CREATORS: If your works were released today, please don’t forget to update your posting date!
"Antonio, what's this on the pizza?" David takes a bite scrunches his nose, and puts his piece down.
"It's pineapple. I grow it in my hothouse. Only the best for my Prince!"
"Hothouse. Can I see?" Patrick perks up and leaves David with the girls.
"In my culture pineapples are...how do you say it? You eat them if you want kids." Ruth hums.
David drops his slice.
Stevie laughs. "Patrick is not going to get you pregnant."
"How do you know?" David takes another bite.
"Stop eating it if you don't like it!"
"I have to be polite!"
Most joyous of Fridays to you, our farm witch friends!
The coven is so happy to be able to bring you our first round of May community recs. We hope that you will enjoy these reads and make sure to give the writers some love!
Blessed be!
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Before I Met You ( @dinnfameron) “It’s 2008. David’s at his local bar in NYC feeling alone and unlovable when a very drunk curly-haired spring-breaking business student appears at his side. Dinnfameron’s account of the resulting conversation is excellent—it’s perceptive but still playful, and it’s sweet but not simple.”
Hungry (aworldofdreams) “This little fic is a masterclass in sensuous, even smutty, food-based metaphor and imagery. You will never look at bechamel sauce in the same light again. You will never look at an orange in the same light again. You will fan yourself, and then perhaps take a cool shower.”
Nothing burns like the cold (@wildxwired) “I'm a not a crier, but I get weepy over this fic. Everything about it is perfect from Patrick's introspective hallucinations and the range of emotions to the utter relief at the end.”
Spring Forward, Fall Back (The_Same_But_Different) “I love David trying to wrap his head around spring training.”
Show this town how to kiss these stars (doingthemost/@sarahlevys) “The first of a beautifully written trio of Stevie/Ruth early relationship stories. A first date in NYC that ends with the strong implication that maybe this time, Stevie will win.”
Stride of Pride (NotTheLoveGuru) “It's a cute post-night at Stevie's fic.”
What Happened to You? (therapychicken) “This is a deep exploration of Patrick's and David's established canon relationship, circa Season 5. Patrick is taken off of the "perfect boyfriend" pedestal and the two of them have intensely serious and nuanced conversations about what it means to enact honesty, vulnerability, and reciprocity in a long-term relationship between adults, and in a lot of ways they're talking about the sharing of power in a way that is rare and beautiful. One of David's speeches late in this piece has stuck with me for years and I find myself thinking about it all the time. Great stuff.”
Looking for stories about the Rose family and their friendships with all our favorite Schitt’s Creek characters? Interested in exploring the relationships between our favorite townies? Want to explore how Ronnie got to Schitt’s Creek, what Patrick and Derek talked about during rehearsals, or who bought a tarot card reading from Twyla? What about all the potential throuples and moreples in this universe, or the rare ships that could’ve happened with a canon divergence? Or some post-canon happily-ever-afters, both romantic and platonic? SC Rare Fest is for you!
We are super excited to share that SC Rare Fest is returning for another round of fun!
Quick Details
Works featuring rare ships of all sorts are welcome
Works featuring gen stories of all sorts are welcome
Works based on rare/gen stories of all sorts are welcome, including podfic, art, filk, and everything else!
There WILL be catch-all prompts!
We ask that your work not be centered around the David/Patrick relationship. While it can be in the work as a background element—of course David or Patrick may talk to a friend or family member about their relationship!—we ask that your work be centered around their relationships with others. For example, what do Patrick and Stevie enjoy doing that David hates? What does a shopping spree between David and Alexis look like? Do Johnny and Patrick ever watch another baseball game together? If you have any questions about the intentions of this fest as it pertains to David/Patrick, we are happy to share more of our thoughts!
Important Dates
Prompting is open January 30-February 13
Works are due April 9
Posting will take place from April 10-14
Creators are revealed April 17
Our ask box is open if you have any questions. Help us spread the word!
Sapphic September 2022: Superstore Edition by @sarahlevys and @landofsonlali
30 Ruthie drabbles for Sapphic September, set in a Superstore AU. (No knowledge of Superstore is needed to read along!) Rating and tags will be updated as we go. Drabbles will be continuous to tell a complete story!
Hello friends and welcome! We hope 2023 has been treating you all well. It’s certainly been treating AO3 well. There have been so many great fics and we’re excited to share our favorites with you. So, make sure you grab a snack, your favorite blanket, and show these fics some love.
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at every table i’ll save you a seat by @nerdframed, Stevie/Ruth, rated T, 2,082 words
SUMMARY: Stevie didn't think Ruth knowing how she takes her coffee would mean so much, as well as other realizations.
Rec [written by hullomoon]: The unspoken way a partner learns little details about you is something that makes me 🤧 Woven throughout their travels, this is a perfect Stevie/Ruth fic.
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Auld Acquaintance by @treepyful, Stevie/Ruth, rated T, 2840 words
SUMMARY: Ruth gets separated from her friends on NYE, but the night manages to go up from there.
Rec [written by doingthemost]: Okay, I might be biased, since this was written for me, but I love that this fic puts Stevie and Ruth into situations and tropes that we don't usually see for them. It's a breath of fresh air for these two, and the momentum towards the end is so fun!
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a decision not taken by @alysiswriting, Patrick/Rachel, rated G, 775 words
SUMMARY: If Patrick had made a very different decision, and put the happiness of others before his own.
Rec [written by doingthemost]: Thank goodness for the "alternate universe" tag on this one! This ficlet is gut-wrenching, but also so wonderfully done at the same time.
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Gentleness by @alysiswriting, Stevie/Twyla, rated E, 1,037 words
SUMMARY: Stevie wants Twyla. In every tender, gentle way her girlfriend gives her. Something Stevie had never expected, and now something she would not be without.
Rec [written by hullomoon]: Soft and sensual, if you love one partner gently worshipping the other this fic is for you.
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She said I got her if I want (she’s so soft like silk chiffon) by Fuckingkity, Stevie/Alexis, rated M, 1,350 words
SUMMARY: After David and Patrick’s wedding, Stevie and Alexis spend the night together. Wink wink nudge nudge
Rec [written by hullomoon]: I am so here for the headcanon that Stevie and Alexis hook up at David and Patrick’s wedding. Stevie’s confession is well-done here and makes her first kiss with Alexis so satisfying.
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where you go (forever and ever) by @anniemurphys, Alexis/Twyla, rated T, 2489 words
SUMMARY: On a January weekend, as a storm rolls in, Alexis Rose rolls into Schitt’s Creek too, much to Twyla’s surprise.
Rec [written by doingthemost]: I love the childhood friends trope, and we don't have enough of it in this corner of the Schitt's Creek fandom! This is such a fun take on Alexis and Twyla, haunting and moody and full of a quiet, hopeful optimism all at the same time.
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you spoke to me so sweetly by @hippolotamus, Alexis/Twyla, rated E, 2653 words
SUMMARY: Alexis hums her appreciation, letting her eyes fall closed while Twyla repeats the circuitous route, and breathing in the blend of lavender and lemon oil her wife insisted upon for “calm and good luck”. The temporary serenity only lasts for three or four passes until a light knock at the door interrupts. She doesn’t try to hide her instant pout when the gentle pressure disappears and she’s forced to open her eyes again.
Dr. Rist breezes inside, far too perky in Alexis’s opinion. Perhaps it’s a good sign. Despite her nerves, Alexis plasters her PR smile on, and clasps Twyla’s hand – the only tell she’ll allow to indicate she’s worried while they wait to find out what kind of life changing the appointment will be.
“Well,” Dr. Rist says. “Alexis. Twyla. Sorry to keep you waiting. Let’s begin, shall we?”
Rec [written by doingthemost]: Mind the tags on this one, as there's some medical angst a fair amount of hurt/comfort, but if you want to feel warm and taken care of just like Alexis and Twyla take care of each other in this beautiful lil' fic, look no further.
The time is here! The gateway is open, we've all had an amazing week full of fun, and now we can reveal the creators for this year's fest!
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[fic + podfic] home is wherever you are tonight — Alexis/Twyla, T, 4,662 words / 31:15, by @sarahlevys and Amanita_Fierce
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There’s a shine in your eyes that i just can’t fight — Alexis/Twyla, T, 3,665 words, by @the-kellephant
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i know some people who have seen it all — Stevie/Ruth, T, 2,407 words, by @nerdframed
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Preheat to 350 degrees — Stevie, G, 2,142 words, by @fakingsincerity
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The Schitt’s Creek Corn & Beer Festival Sponsored by The Rosebud Motel — Stevie/Twyla, G, 2,004 words, by @pretendtofly
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as close as pages in a book — Stevie/Ruth, T, 3,389 words, by @stereopticons
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Resonance — Grace & the Jazzagals, G, 3483 words, by another_Hero and an_fish
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chocolate chip cookies — Stevie/Twyla, T, 3,011 words, by @alysiswriting
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why do i have to pretend? — Stevie/Alexis, T, 2,089 words, by @dinnfameron
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You and me together riding into the sun… — Alexis/Twyla, G, 2,000 words, by @typewritess
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if you think there ain’t lightning at the end of this kite string (girl, i’d say that’s a losing bet) — Alexis/Twyla, T, 4,823 words, by @turningtimeinthetardis
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It’ll Be Fun — Alexis & Moira, G, 3,578 words, by @neelyo67
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it’s fine if it’s with you — Stevie/Twyla, T, 3,349 words, by @hullomoon
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[Podfic] Ring Toss — Stevie/Ruth, G, 7:06, by poddingthemost, @lilythesilly, and @petalwritesx
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won’t you send a sign? — Alexis/Twyla, G, 3,199 words, by @lilythesilly
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Tomorrow is a place we are together — Alexis/Twyla, T, 2,777 words, by another_Hero
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the confidence of friends — Grace, Twyla, Jocelyn, & Ronnie, G, 2,486 words, by @alysiswriting
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maybe the miles can make up for the things you lack — Stevie/Twyla, T, 1,916 words, by @mymariahcarey
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(everybody’s watching her but) she’s looking at you — Alexis/Twyla, E, 12,854 words, by singsongsung
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You Can Have My Back — Alexis/Twyla, T, 3,042 words, by @doublel27
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making a lark of the misery — Alexis/Twyla, T, 1,720 words, by @petalwritesx
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[podfic] wherever you go, there you are — Stevie/Twyla, E, 1:08:37, @hullomoon
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Don't forget to give lots of kudos and comments on all of the works. We hope you had a great time, just like we did!
