On This Day in Schitt's Creek: December 24
2019
Advent Calendar 2019 [kirk/spock, M, 26,693] by redbluegold
It's 24 ficlets composed of whatever content I goddamn like - multiple fandoms, a lot of Christmas themed but a lot not, mostly fluff. Check the tags if you want any actual information on what's happening within the confines of these works.
ever the gentleman [david/patrick, M, 307] by @enablelove
David gives Patrick his first blow job from a guy.
Flowers For David [david/patrick, G, 2,078] by Skaurple
It was a devastating sight to behold; designer jeans ripped, hair once styled to perfection now dishevelled, his sunglasses shattered at impact. Imagine the headlines now! David Rose: a human AND fashion disaster! Also, his arm was broken. He’d notice that tiny detail last. OR David breaks his arm and the town overreacts. He finds peace and quiet at a park and meets a very adorable stranger
kiss me under the mistletoe [david/patrick, NR, 604] by @patricksdavid
Patrick hangs mistletoe in the doorway behind the cash register each year. David pretends to hate it.
say you won't let go [david/patrick, G, 2,014] by @my-middle-name-is-awkward
He loved everything about his relationship with Patrick, and now he felt a little bit lighter. Patrick wanted him for the foreseeable future and that was enough for David right now.
The Icarus to Your Certainty [david/patrick, G, 330] by MoreHuman
Patrick has a moment about David’s surprise party sweater.
Time After Time [david & stevie, T, 5,564] by @sholiofic
Stevie and David get married on a whim during a time loop. It would really be a shame if the loop ended at that point, wouldn't it?
you know about the old me [david/patrick, M, 7,056] by @ohlafraise
David marks his time as before, during, and after Patrick.
you make it so good I don't wanna leave [david/patrick, E, 5,279] by @ships-to-sail
Patrick takes his $20 back and slips it into his back pocket. “You know, if you really want to make it up to us, I can think of another way.” It feels awkward, like bad porn dialogue, and Patrick's never propositioned another person. There’s a voice in his head that’s shouting at him to take it all back, to turn around and walk away and take David home, just like they’d planned. But he remembers their conversation about Ken, about the experiences that exist in the world that Patrick hasn’t had the chance to experience yet. And he doesn’t want to lose the game because he never even bothered playing. He’s not really sure this is the best time, or the best place, but the words are already out his mouth. The blood fills his cheeks and his face is hot, but the bartender looks him up and down, slowly, before crossing his arms and leaning over the bar. “I’m off in an hour. What exactly did you have in mind?”
2020
[art] Made My Wish Come True [david/patrick, G, art] by @shimmies
The Rose-Brewer Family's first holiday card.
A Good Ol' Present [david/patrick, E, 2,000] by @themelancholyvegetable
The boys visit the Brewers for Christmas and David experiences a Brewer family tradition. Sex and feelings, not necessarily in that order. Set sometime between Meet the Parents and The Hike. Jeremy Bearimy, Wibbly Wobbly, time has no meaning, etc.
ask me to stay [david/patrick, T, 12,833] by @lilythesilly
“Sorry. Um, I got a text and it...cut us off. Anyway. Um, sorry I bothered you. I’ll just...text you and ask you to delete these. Be on the lookout for my Christmas list, because forewarning, everything on it requires preorder. Or, you could just, y’know, come home for Christmas.” Patrick waits for the hitch in David’s breath that he knows is coming and the quiet admission: “I mean it, Patrick. Just...come home. Please.”
Beam Of Light [stevie/bobbie draper, E, 3,559] by BiblioPan
Stevie has always been curvy, except for that time she did a musical and took up hiking. Can Bobbie Draper, girlfriend extraordinaire, help her appreciate her current curves under the moonlight? Nothing but sweet, sexy girlfriend times! Continuation/One Shot following my fic 'Little Death' but reading that story is not necessary to enjoying this one. This one is for my sweet, sweet NeelyO (for whom I promised a one shot in this world much earlier this year) and Elswhre, who deserves a present just because (and who loved The Beth's 2020 album as much as me). Merry Christmas to both of you and all who celebrate. Title from The Beth's "You are a Beam of Light" (and please do yourself a favor by listening to the whole album, Jump Rope Gazers.)
Celly [david/patrick, M, 14,601] by @samwhambam
There was one day left until their wedding. Well, it was closer to one night, at this point, and David was counting down the hours. Each time he looked at Patrick, he got more and more excited. In less than 24 hours, Patrick was going to be his husband. Or, the final part where hockey bfs becomes hockey husbands. Celly: Slang for “celebration” and refers to the expression of joy after a player scores a goal
Christmas Morning, Christmas Night. [david/patrick, G, 2,399] by SoonerOrLater
Christmas morning and Christmas night the first time David spends the holiday with his new husband at his parent's house.
Grandma's Christmas Sweaters [david/patrick, G, 748] by anonymous
“David, you know I love you right?” This was in David’s opinion not a good conversation opener. Still it probably wasn’t going to be a ‘I want a divorce’ conversation either, so he really, really tried to give Patrick the benefit of the doubt as he nodded cautiously. (aka: Grandma Brewer likes to knit...)
happy golden days of yore [david/patrick, E, 18,876] by @blueink3
“What are you doing here?” Patrick blinks beneath the toque shoved onto his head, steadily dripping melting snow from his coat onto the mat they once purchased together. “Um… it’s my weekend." What? David is already shaking his head, but Patrick takes a step forward, eyes wide, skin pale despite his cold-flushed cheeks. “I get Christmas. You get New Years. I thought..." Patrick trails off and licks his lips. Behind him, snow blows in through the still-open doorway. "I thought that's what we agreed." Or, the exes-stuck-in-a-cabin fic I wrote totally and completely for myself.
Have YoursELF a Merry Little Christmas [david/patrick, E, 14,739] by kostia
Patrick starts a new job and quickly meets the most interesting coworker he's ever had.
i just want you for my own (more than you could ever know) [alexis/twyla, T, 892] by budd
During Twyla and Alexis' first Christmas Eve as roomates, Twyla asks her girlfriend to help her decorate the cookies she baked while she was at a meeting with the rest of Interflix's PR team. Title from "All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey
Let it fill the space between [david/patrick, T, 2,000] by @lastchancecafe13
This year David and Patrick were determined to host a holiday celebration that was the best of their childhood traditions and current family dynamic. There had been mood boards and spreadsheets-decorations artfully arranged and itineraries accounting for variations in weather and travel. Patrick wasn’t going to let a little cough ruin their plans.
Let Me See Your Beauty Broken Down [david/patrick, E, 1,780] by @beyondxmeasure
There is something all-encompassing in a general yet very specific sort of way, how this man does everything. This very specific man, in his general but very specific store, has quite generally captured every specific part of this business-major-in-midrange-denim’s heart, and there doesn’t seem to be any chance of him letting go of it anytime soon. Or... Patrick makes a discovery as he and David try something new, but he might not be the only one having a revelation.
make a little something sweet [alexis/twyla, T, 740] by @hullomoon
Alexis helps Twyla make some holiday treats
Poutini's Advent Calendar 2020 [david/patrick, E, 13,592] by @cheesecurdsgravyandfries
Countdown to December 25th with me.One chapter per day.Chronological from 4.01, but largely disconnected from each other.
Saving Grace [david/patrick, T, 27,222] by fairmanor
New York, 1895, and David Rose is at his wit’s end. Struggling as the reluctant director of the Opera Rouge, the finest of the Rose Collaboration theatres, David is running out of options to keep his career alive and his doors open. But when a chance encounter with an aspiring ballet dancer flips his world upside down, David learns that there’s so much more in store for him than he could ever have imagined.
The Demon Barber of Schitt's Creek [david/patrick, M, 2,000] by Tailor1971
Patrick is cast as the Demon Barber of Fleet Street in a college production of the musical Sweeney Todd. David, a gorgeous but intimidating senior, has embraced a Goth aesthetic and seems like the perfect person to help him prepare for the role. As they talk, a secret is revealed and they discover that as opposite as they may seem, they have an undeniable chemistry.
the lights were as bright as my baby [david/patrick, G, 1,300] by @schittyfic
Returning from a weekend trip in early December, David finds a surprise waiting for him when he pulls up to their cottage. Excessive Christmassy fluff abound!
The Twelve Days Before Christmas and Two Bonus Days [david/patrick, M, 3,684] by @sspaz1000
It's the first year where all the Roses are not in Schitt's Creek. Stevie wants to make a new tradition. Lots of wine is consumed. Everyone has fun.
Up Claus And Personal - Secret Santa in Schitt's Creek [david/patrick, T, 2,636] by @edie4711
“The rule,” he intoned, “is as follows: All gifts shall be homemade.” “My god,” David said, wincing. “How drunk were you last year when you came up with that rule?” Stevie asked. “‘We’,” corrected Patrick. “How drunk were ‘we’ last year when ‘we’ came up with that rule.”
what am i to you? [stevie/twyla, G, 930] by @hullomoon
When Twyla invites Stevie over to make cookies, Stevie starts to think about what she means to Twyla
Wherever You Are is the Place I Belong [david/patrick, G, 1,997] by @blackandwhiteandrose
“You’re really not going to tell me where we’re going?” Patrick rolled his eyes, even though David couldn’t see him. “If I wanted you to know where we were going, I wouldn’t have asked you to cover your eyes.” “This isn’t what I had in mind when you said there would be a blindfold involved today,” David grumbled.
You Fit with Me [david/patrick, T, 1,200] by @trueillusion82
David asks a question that prompts an honest, intimate conversation. Fluff and comfort ensue.
2021
A Little Bit Alexis (Christmas Version) [gen, T, 314] by @sarahlevys @middyblue
Ready, Santa?Let’s do it I’m a flying reindeer, I’m a shooting star —
All I Want Fur Christmas [ted/miguel, M, 4,455] by @a-noble-dragon
"What the hell! Has there been an earthquake during the night? Boo, what did you do?" Miguel stood glaring down at a nonchalant Boo, who was sitting and washing his paws in the middle of the remains of the ruined Christmas tree. Baubels and decorations lay scattered to the four corners of the room, not a single one remained on the tree.
don't make me fall in love (if he won't be there) [david/patrick, T, 1,114] by @patrckbrewer
Christmas was a lonely time for David Rose. The gifts were lavish, the parties were grand, the alcohol and drugs were plentiful, and company was always around. But it was all empty. Because in the secret corner of his heart, David wanted. He wanted so much more than he knew he was ever going to get. And then he met Patrick Brewer.
here we are as in olden days [david/patrick, E, 18,263] by @blueink3
Swallowing thickly, he pulls his toque onto his head and numbly fumbles for the door handle, grabbing one of his bags from the backseat, barely feeling the cold as he slowly heads towards the cabin. There’s no way. But there is, apparently.“Oh,” he breathes, because up until the moment he watches his ex-husband walk out of their kitchen, he honestly didn’t believe he’d actually find David here when he opened the front door. Or, Happy Golden Days of Yore from Patrick's POV.
I Grow Impatient (for a love to call my own) [david/patrick, E, 4,491] by youmadeeverythingokay
Patrick wants to take things further with David, but David just wants to be considerate of Patrick's need to go slow.Patrick gets frustrated and runs, but he doesn't get very far. Patrick is a mess in this, but David is always there to help. And... Well. --- From the most ridiculous list of demands I've ever recieved. "A one shot of sex in the rain but I want it to be first time smut. With tender feelings. But also some angst."OKAY?! So here is this.
Keeping Promises [david/patrick, E, 13,066] by IntoTheWine
David Rose is just trying to drink away his sorrows after breaking up with Sebastien Raine. Enter Patrick Brewer questioning his own life choices at the moment. Both men questioning the path their lives are on discover how to be there for each other in the ways they needed most.
River [david/patrick, T, 1,293] by @different-but-the-same
The Jazzagals perform River at the Rose Christmas Party. David has Feelings.
She Sees You When You're Sleeping (with your husband) [david/patrick, E, 2,488] by @weathereyehorizon
5 times Marcy walks in on the boys and 1 time she doesn't - Holiday edition
The Twelve Days of Schittmas [david/patrick, G, 70] by @bwg71
Just a bit of stupidity I amused myself with. Hope it gives others a little laugh. Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays to all SC fans. :)
2022
[podfic] Dachshund Through The Snow [alexis & david, G, podfic] by eafay70
from the author's summary: “Everyone knows you can stack Draw 2 cards on other Draw 2 cards, David,” Alexis insists, repeatedly trying to shove a bright yellow card on top of the discard pile as David thwarts her attempts with an intervening hand. “No, Alexis, the official UNO Twitter account definitely tweeted that you can’t,” David snaps back. He is both tightly wound and at the end of his rope, and though most people would generously attribute the condition to the tense circumstances of a strange dog and a snowstorm, Alexis is very aware that uptightness is simply an immutable fact of being David. Can’t live with him, can’t live without him. “If it’s not on the box, then it doesn’t count.” “We don’t know what’s on the box, because your dog took a bite out of it.” Alexis looks after a puppy during a snowstorm.
no peeking! [david/patrick, T, 1,673] by DellsBells
Surely one peek at the Christmas presents underneath the tree won't hurt anyone... right? Wrong. Very wrong. *caution: contains spanking of an adult in a consensual domestic discipline relationship
2023
I’ll be good if you can tell me how [david/patrick, E, 3,115] by @alienajackson
“What is that? Because it looks like a gift but you know that-” “Gifts on Christmas Eve are incorrect, I know. But I don’t think you’ll want to open this one in front of family and I think you’ll want to use it as soon as you open it and we have to leave for my parents as soon as we wake up tomorrow.” “So it’s a sexy gift,” David said with a shimmy of his shoulders. Patrick smiled and walked closer to the bed. “Yes, it’s a sexy gift.” Or, David and Patrick connect after the holiday rush.
ribbons and bows [david/patrick, E, 2,500] by @stereopticons
Daily unconnected holiday and winter inspires drabbles from now until Christmas!
2024
Have Fun, Be Festive! [david/patrick, NR, 1,398] by @tyfinn
David and Stevie get a job working as servers at a holiday party to make extra money. A certain someone wearing a navy blazer catches David's eye.
Whispers of White [david/patrick, G, 100] by @stargazer56
White themed drabbles for the Schitt's Creek Monthly Drabble Challenge.
Stats:
No fanworks for 2017 or 2018 2019: 10 fics/53,297 words 2020: 22 fanworks (21 fics, 1 art)/129,807 words 2021: 10 fics/49,814 words 2022: 2 fanworks (1 fic, 1 podfic)/1,673 words 2023: 2 fics/5,615 words 2024: 2 fics/4,618 words Total: 48 fanworks (46 fic, 1 podifc, 1 art)/241,757 words
