#ruzyho

[bootsandbosons]

Sitting in a diner in the middle of Nowhere, New Mexico, one of my friends checks yik yak. And immediately proceeds to laugh his ass off. He had stumbled across the lone yak. No one had posted except this sole, grumpy yak who had been there almost three months prior. None of us had the heart to add any yaks after that. The lone yak must remain.

[bootsandbosons]

Katie: What's your middle name?

Forest: Not telling.

Katie: Come on, dude.

Forest: ...It's Glenn.

Katie: Your parents named you Forest Glenn? That's awesome!

Forest: Er, yeah.

Katie: Because a glen is a type of valley right? So forest valley!

Forest: Well if I took my mother's maiden name it would be even better.

Forest: Because then I would be Forest Glenn Burns.