☆, ♫ xoxoxooxoxoxoxo
☆ for a drunken voicemail
‘ i missed you today at the club. either you’re avoiding me or you were just not there. but you know, i was doin’ my thang, titties out, wearing a thong. and i think people were especially happy because they kept buying me drinks! i’m home now but i’m bored and i miiiiiiiss yooooou ’
♫for a vague voicemail
‘ i put a spell on you- oh fuck where the fuck have my heels gone. i swear to god i have to clean this place up. why the fuck am i talking to myself? … oh my god ’ shuffling can be heard, ‘ uh, hi gav, ignore all that. okay thanks bye!! ’










