May 16, 2025
Ruby: do you ever just cry because it all went to shit
Weiss: *stands up and sits in ruby’s lap, holding her. Tries not to cry when ruby begins gently sobbing into her chest*
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Ruby: do you ever just cry because it all went to shit
Weiss: *stands up and sits in ruby’s lap, holding her. Tries not to cry when ruby begins gently sobbing into her chest*
((This is inspired from a clip from Transformers Beast Wars. I watched it and immediately thought of this. 🤣))
*Ozpin, Qrow, Ironwood, and Oobleck are all in an ancient castle filled with booby traps.*
Ironwood: *Looks down a hallway.* Looks clear.
Ozpin: Let’s be sure. Qrow, you go first.
Qrow: *Takes a swing from his flask.* Sure. *Walks down the hallway.*
Oobleck: *Turns to Ozpin, slightly irritate.* Oz, why didn’t you send me first? I’m the archeologist and the fastest.
Ozpin: That’s because, Barty, when expecting booby traps- *Everyone looks down the hallway when Qrow trips a trap.* -always send in the boob first.
*Qrow Branwen and Adam Taurus met at a bar*
Qrow: ...women are evil!
Adam: yes!
Qrow: ...they can't be trusted!
Adam: yes!!
Qrow: so I'm gay!
Adam: ye— wait what
Team RWBY, realizing they have to fight the AceOps:
Blake: I told you guys they were cops!
Weiss: Yeah, well we didn't think we'd have to fight them...
Yang: What's the plan, Sis?
Ruby: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!!
The Spaghetti Secret
Yang: Haha, you're straight? Well cooked spaghetti isn't. Something to think about Weiss
Weiss: So if you boil a straight person... they turn gay???
Yang: You've discovered our secret...
The real reason Blake left the White Fang
Blake, sobbing: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Adam, towering in front of Blake: *eats four Kit-Kat bars the wrong way*
Blake: Please, stop...
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Ruby: do you ever just cry because it all went to shit
Yang: Who do i kill?
Ruby: Salem?
Yang: oh…yeah that one might be a little hard
Ruby: yeah