Send “✆” for a MORNING text / Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT / Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text / Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “✆” for a MORNING text
[ TEXT ] Gooood morning San Francisco. It’s Ryder Lynn, reporting live from a traffic jam on the 101 freeway, trying to get into work on time but that doesn’t seem like that’s gonna happen. Either way, I’ve had a good morning. I had this sausage and egg croissant thing for breakfast, it was awesome. Anyways, today is gonna be a good day. And.. and now I’m signing off because the lady in the car next to me sees me talking into my phone like a radio dj and thinks I’m a lunatic. And don’t worry, I used Siri, I wasn’t texting and driving. I hope you had a good morning. I’ll talk to you later.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT
[ SENT TEXT ] I don’t know, guess I just wasn’t feeling it anymore.
[ UNSENT TEXT ] Truth is, I broke it off with her cause it didn’t seem fair to be messing around with her but be thinking about you the whole time. And even after. You’re just always on my mind.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text
[ TEXT ] Okay but. Sharks like don’t make noises. [ TEXT ] Point out on time you’ve heard a shark make noise that wasn’t in a Hollywood movie. [ TEXT ] I’m waiting.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text
[ TEXT ] She told me she liked my cologne so I bought like a year’s supply of it.
