#ryusaekai

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The worms in my brain have spoken

[amsonia-najma]

Sae: here’s your guys’s Dino nuggets

Shidou: YIPPEE thanks my honey bun boo boo bear you’re the best!

Kaiser: can you be anymore insufferable?

Shidou: I’m just appreciating all the things Sae does for us

Kaiser: as if putting nuggets in a air fryer is hard work

Sae: can you two just shut the hell up and eat your food

Kaiser: whatever it probably isn’t even that good * bites into one * .. oh .. oh my god * immediately steals the plate from Shidou *

Shidou: oh wow you really are like some hungry stray cat Sae found … wait .. LEAVE SOME FOR ME!!

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3 and 26 for Ryusaekai

hello thank you :3

3. Most common argument?

it depends i think. i do think every so often kaiser will say "i just don't think [shidou's] good for you" to sae completely randomly. this is not really grounded in anything true (i think shidou is good for sae, in some way, and sae is good for kaiser, in some way), but more kaiser's inability to honestly express that 1) he's jealous bless his horrible heart, 2) being around shidou freaks him out sometimes.

(on account of shidou's general willingness to throw down, but kaiser can be PersonalSpaceDisrespector9000 so im really not sure what he expected.)

i would imagine kaiser and sae are both allergic to someone thinking they know better than them, so that would definitely be an argument.

as far as lighter arguments go, kaiser and shidou argue about their respective hair dye stains in sae's sink, as well as the better box dye brands and techniques. they will not consider that maybe they have different hair types and shidou is dyeing bleached hair and kaiser isn't.

(kaiser has definitely gotten mad about red-pink stains in the shower, assuming it was shidou, only to learn it was from sae and then be completely fine with it.)

26. What would be their theme song?

hm... Don't Ask How Or Why But maybe RISK, RISK, RISK! by jhariah. i wouldn't say it's the theme song of their relationship, but parts of the song remind me of the three of them individually.

(send me a ship and number(s)!)

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I can't stop thinking about ryusaekai... Sae has two hands and they are both reserved for his psycho eccentric boyfriends with authority problems and a praise kink who prolly would NOT stand each other...

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You don't understand I need ryusaekai to have slumber parties where they bond over shittalking about people.

Realistically it's kaisae the mean girls coded of the three. ...To be honest, it would just be Kaiser who keeps on ranting for hours. Sae just "hmhm"s every once in a while, half interested, half focused on the excel sheet he is currently messing with.

"You get me? Like how dare he. How fucking dare he! After all I've done for him, and he has the guts to—"

"Sit!" Ryusei is the one interrupting him this time. He is lying on his stomach on the fluffy carpet in Sae's living room. Legs dangling in the air and dressed in his pink pajama, he is currently dragging the stilo on the screen of his old Nintendo DS to pet the ugly 3d model of a chihuahua.

"Could you not?!" Because of course Shidou would be playing Nintendogs in the middle of Michael's beautiful speech.

"Huh? I needed to feed Eyesocket, you go on with your disney villain-like monologue, I'm listening."

"Disney villain-like monolo– wait, did you actually name that ugly ass dog 'Eyesocket'...?"

"You are ugly! She is beautiful, don't listen to him babygirl, he has shit taste in dogs..."

"Ugh, whatever... loser."

Shidou suddenly turns to Kaiser, showing him an all fangs grin: "Oh?"

Sae sighs, looking at the beautiful histograms he was making and ultimately deciding to focus on his partners instead:

"I want to know how Mihya's story ends" he says, shifting the focus onto him. Ryusei bats his eyelashes: "I actually want to hear the end of Micchan's story as well! Ah, and I got some gossip too! On Yocchan though~" to which both Michael's and Sae's ears perk up, although for different reasons

Kaiser then scrunches up his nose and relaxes back onto the sofa: "Ok, so, as I was saying, this fucking asshole–..."

...and back to monologuing he goes.

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This makes sense to me only

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I think Kaiser, Sae and Shidou should respectively cosplay as prince charming, Fiona and Shrek for Halloween.

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I need KaiSae to lie in bed and watch kids' shows together.

Kaiser rests his head against Sae's shoulder and an arm around his torso. Sae is holding his tablet upright, slightly tilting it towards Kaiser so he can watch more comfortably from his position.

Bluey is still playing when Kaiser's breath gets heavier, and Sae turns his head enough to look at his face and gives into the impulse of leaving a peck on his forehead. Kaiser scrunches up his nose and nuzzles his face against Sae's shoulder, but he doesn't wake up.

He almost looks cute like this, Sae thinks while turning his tablet off and setting it aside.

Kaiser has always been a bit of an insomniac, so it's rare for Sae to see him fall asleep before him for once. He lowkey feels like one of those cat owners forced to stay still on the sofa just to let their kitty nap on them.

((Sae doesn't take much time to fall asleep. He just reads the string of texts Ryusei has left him in their chat and reacts to some of them. He then snuggles under the covers and lets Kaiser wrap himself around his body like some sort of warm backpack.))

((Sae's eyelids feel heavy and it's just minutes before his snores start to keep company to Kaiser's.))

((Now it's two cats snuggling against each other.))