@agonybow said:❛ you’re a dirty cop and i’m going to make sure justice is served . ❜
“ for the last time, sebastian, giving me one of my own tea bags in exchange for organizing your case notes is not a bribe. ”
not to point out how bribing an officer could be a felony in itself, which made for its own narrative of problems. joseph scoffed faintly into his mug, setting it aside to lean closer to the tablet screen to re-read the sentence he’d been interrupted on.
“ if anything i should have you for theft. it’s practically a hostage situation - and how did you even get in-- ”
his bristling fell quite short quite suddenly the moment his eyes lifted to find his partner far too close for comfort, blocking the path between him and the door with mischevious eyes that could make the devil nervous.
a warning, or maybe a plea, went wasted on merciless ears, for it took only seconds before he was dragged into a noogie he could claim years later his hair would never truly recovered from.