#s; internet

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Jisung: If you water water, it grows.

Seungmin: ...What?

Hyunjin: He’s got a point.

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Yoongi: I hate Taehyung, especially now he thinks he's all beautifu- *trips, hundreds of photos of Taehyung spill out of his backpack* Now I can explain- *desperately trying to pick up all of the photos* This is not what it loo- *more photos spill out*

Other members: ...

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Jungkook: You don’t even know about my knife shoes.

Yoongi: Ice skates?

Jungkook: Blocked.

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Jimin: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Seokjin: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Jimin: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Jungkook: (blows Taehyung a kiss)

Taehyung: Haha I love you too. :)

Jungkook: You were supposed to catch it...

Taehyung: Ohhhh! Ok, let’s try again.

Jungkook: (blows another kiss)

Taehyung: (starts running backwards, arm extended behind him to mime catching something, jumps into the air and body slams into the floor)

Jungkook: (trying and failing to hold back loud cackling) Oh my gosh- ,are you- (more cackling)- are you okay?

Taehyung: (holding up clenched fist victoriously) I caught it!

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Hoseok: I'm freaking out!

Seokjin: About what?

Hoseok: Oh, nothing in particular.

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Hoseok: I've conquered my fear of ghosts.

Jimin: That's the spirit.

Hoseok: Oh fuck, where?!

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Yoongi: You gotta learn to love yourself.

Seokjin: ????? Don't you fucking hate yourself??

Yoongi: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.