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Y/n: talk dirty to me~

Yoongi: inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high

Y/n: wha-

Yoongi: the economy is in shambles

Jungkook: Hey Jin-hyung, when will you get someone to fix the oven again?

Jin: what’s wrong with the oven?

*explosion*

Jungkook: …that

Jin: *dangles hand off bed*

Taehyung, under the bed: *grabs hand*

Tae: this is nice :)

Jin: why the fuck are you under my bed?!

Y/n: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Jimin: it was autocorrect

Y/n: autocorrect wrote "you're so hot, please step on me"?

Jimin: yes

Namjoon: the Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. anyway how's your day going?

Jungkook, through a mouthful of cereal: dip moon like cookie

Taehyung: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*

Taehyung, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Y/n: hey, I'm back- oh, for goodness' sake, AGAIN?!

Hobi, crouching on top of the fridge, with a pot on his head and a broom in his hand: I saw another spider, nowhere is safe

Y/n: hey, you want some leftovers?

Jungkook: what's that?

Y/n: you've never had leftovers???

Jungkook: no, because I'm not a quitter

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