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If my S.q.u.a.d. F.r.i.e.n.d.s AU thing had an Actors AU...
The theme song would be "Count on you" by Bruno Mars. The actual show doesn't have an ending theme, but mine does. It would be "Someday it's going to make sense" by MLTR.
Jack has the best singing voice of all the cast. Whenever they do interviews, he's usually requested to sing the theme songs, or any song really.
Hiccup helps the Writers make the jokes in the show especially when they have the block. He makes jokes for them all, not just his character.
Jamie gives the best pep talks during their huddles every time they shoot a scene in front of a Live Studio audience. Everybody love them so much, Jamie did it whether or not they shot scenes in front of an audience.
Dimitri never has problems remembering his lines. He's the only one who didn't ever need to have a sneaked in cheat sheet. So in talk shows, when they do those minigames of remembering lines from episodes, he usually is neck to neck with Jamie, who also has a good memory when it comes to remembering episode plots and scenes.
When there are wild stunts, Jim is the only one who never used a stunt double. With the exception of days when he was under the weather but not bad enough to skip a work day. He would still do it, but the working nurse on set recommended against it.
Sidelines, Jack does voice acting for Animated commercials, and accepts movie deals off season from the "S.q.u.a.d." series.
Hiccup's does stand up comedy or does commercials for animal products usually with his cat.
Astrid does movies when the series is on season break after, well, a season.
Jamie goes on rounds on the Foundations and Charities he's involved in.
Dimitri teaches in Dance school and some Broadway theater shows.
Jim does racing events, either by car or motorcycle.
They keep in touch no matter what.
Hiccup screws up cinematic choreography a lot and ends up tripping in most of them. One time he sprained his ankle so they called it a day early on that episode.
Astrid keeps forgetting her lines. She second guesses herself when it's her cue and is either too early or too late. And sometimes, she just gets bad mental block.
Jamie breaks character a lot by laughing out loud. Sometimes as soon as shooting a scene starts. He just looks at one of his cast he's doing a scene with, remembers a blooper they did on scene or even IRL and just can't maintain character. It's hard to get mad at him for it though, his laughter is infectious.
Dimitri is the worse in remembering dynamic cues especially on the first few shootings. One time, in a scene where he was arguing with Jim and Jack was there to attempt to placate and mediate, when the time came, he was supposed to fake slap Jim and the crew would later add matching sound effect. But in this scene, he ended up getting into the argument and slapped, not Jim, but Jack because it was when he was in a middle of a line. And it was for reals. Everyone found it so funny, they kept it for the final cut. Jim did not mind at all.
Astrid rarely bloopers alone. She's a professional. But what she does usually blooper on is remembering a line's cue, ending up saying it too early or too late after an awkward pause, and laughs out loud to shake it off. Other times, she just blanks on the line.
Jim sometimes mishandles props. One time, he was supposed to twirl a baton gracefully and swat Dimitri's butt with it in irritation (of his character) and end with a flourish sheathing gesture. He ended up never getting the sheathing right, the directors had it worked for the scene cause Dimitri's butt was starting to sore.
