#jamstrid

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

The art of Simping

[skyeknight-oneshots]

Ferris Wheel

"Ride the Ferris Wheel, they said, it would be fun, they said." 

Jim hummed, "For once, I agree with you." He said, "Good thing it got interesting,"

"It," Dimitri gawked, staring at him incredulously, "The ride freaking broke down!"

"And that made it interesting!"

Dimitri rolled his eyes. Sometimes, he thought Jim was a bit too much of an adrenaline junkie. They ended up riding the slow pace ferris wheel in the first place because he would not stop riding extreme attractions one after the other.

He debated that it wasn't everyday they won Quick passes to all rides in a theme park so he was just making the most of it and rode all the extreme attractions in a single day.

He even went on a roller coaster after a quick lunch of fries and a burger, while the rest of the group tried out a race cart. The mistake almost had Jim vomiting all over Astrid. Almost, because the blond fixed him with the only intimidating glare that can combat his own so Jim swallowed it down instead before Dimitri could even get out a paper bag for him.

After that, Jamie had suggested the ferris wheel to wind down a bit before they try the Pendulum-like attraction.

Of course, the ride that was only supposed to last for fifteen minutes ended up becoming more so when the ride broke down. Those below got to leave quick since they weren't far off the ground. And despite his daredevil persona, even Jim didn't fancy scaling down the ride as he and Dimitri were at the very top when the ride broke down.

They can see Jack and Hiccup all the way on their own booth, taking advantage of the stop by making out.

"Shit."

Dimitri looked over to Jim, who was starting to look green again. "Are you okay?"

"I swallowed vomit earlier Dimwit, what do you think?" Jim snorted, which was a mistake as he ended up feeling bile rise up and held his hand to his mouth in a futile attempt to stop it then a paper bag was held in front of him. "Urp?"

Dimitri rolled his eyes, as he leaned over him. "Well, don't stop it all again. Let it all out." He said.

Jim took the paper bag and did as he was told without argument, for once. He vomited into it as Dimitri rubbed his back soothingly. He would be so embarrassed that he ended up vomiting in a ride that wasn't even puke inducing but a frigging Ferris wheel. Though Jim was good at hiding it when he was flustered, it didn't mean he didn't get flustered.

Then, to his surprise, Dimitri took the paper bag aside when the vomiting stopped and pulled out a mouth wash from his backpack, giving it to Jim. Dimitri held out a new paper bag for him to spit the mouth wash into after before stashing it into a small garbage bag. He then handed him a tissue pack.

"What the fuck," Jim croaked even as he accepted it, "when were you a neat freak?"

Dimitri smirked. "I'm not," he said. "But you with free access to all the rides in an amusement park? I figured they'd be needed."

Jim raised a brow, "And you went through all that effort... Why?"

"Well," Dimitri started, a bit hesitantly. "Maybe I wanted to show you that even when you go all out adrenaline-junkie crazy, I'm capable of taking care of you."

"Why would you—"

"Dude, you're supposed to be smart. So, isn't it obvious or do I really need to spell it out?" Dimitri sighed, and just thought screw it. "I like you."

"You," Jim blinked, taken aback. "You like me?"

"Is that hard to believe? We're room mates with two beds but I always ended up sleep on yours with you, we grew up together, and we went here as a group but in almost all the rides, except the coaster, why do you think I keep riding next to you."

"So I could vomit all over you?"

Dimitri laughed. "Yeah," he conceded. "No, it's so I could work up my way on doing this."

He leaned forward and placed a chaste kiss on the other's lips, which barely lasted for a second. Jim widened his eyes even more. Dimitri pulled back, smiling a bit, before landing another more lingering kiss on his forehead.

"You still taste a bit like vomit." He said, "after brushing, you owe me a sweeter one."

Jim managed to recover, and attempted a smirk. "Bold of you to assume you're getting it that easily."

"But am I right to assume it?"

Jim grinned, "Maybe."

Then suddenly, the ride started back up, and in a few minutes, they were back at the ground. Their friends started at them as they got off, with Dimitri heading off to the nearest trash can.

"Dude," Jamie started, "why are you red?"

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Incorrect Quotes

*Jim and Dimitri talking and making final good byes at the balcony*

Hiccup: I can't believe he's saving me for last.

Hiccup: Why are they taking so long?

Jack: I don't know.

Jack: But Dimitri is handling this surprisingly well.

Astrid: Yeah. I thought he would be crying on the get go.

Jamie: You'd think he'd be the most mess up since his boyfriend is lea...

*Jim starts heading back in and Dimitri hops over the balcony*

Jack: Wha— No!

Everyone: NO!

*Jim reacts to the screams and turns back, rushes to pull Dimitri down*

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

Ruffnut: You've gotten soft.

Astrid: Me? Never.

Also Astrid... And Hiccup:

Ruffnut, to Astrid: Told ya you got soft.

Astrid, realizing:

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

Httyd AU exchanges #033

Snotlout: Guys! I need your help. Snotlout: What's the best way to mess with Jamie so he'd keep away from Astrid? Fishlegs: Wait, are you asking help to prank the tavern keeper's son? Ruffnut: Never mind him being the tavern keeper's son, Astrid's sweet on the guy. Snotlout: That's the point! Ruffnut: And my point is not to mess with the guy cause Astrid would rip you a new one. Tuffnut: As oppose to all the other times she did that, of course. Ruffnut: Face it, you might as well give it up. Snotlout: Damn it! Snotlout: Ugh, where's that shepherd boy? Tuffnut, snorting: Why, finally giving in and now you're going to try for guys too? Snotlout: NO! Fishlegs: Guess that's why you alternatively call Jack 'princess' too. Snotlout, blushing: I, I SAID NO! I need blow some steam, throwing him a few punches would help. Ruffnut: Pfft, Jack could handle you. Tuffnut: And he's out with Hiccup. Fishlegs: and Astrid... And Jamie. I think they're out on a double date.

Snotlout: Fucking damn it! Can't catch a break!

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

HiJack New Year Resolution

1. To finish one or two multichap of them.

2. Draw more JamStrid for my HTTYD AU interacting with them.

3. Keep shipping them.

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

Httyd AU exchanges #041

Astrid: Mommy! I'm marrying daddy when I grow up! Merida, chuckling: Aw, sorry lassie. He's my mate; ya can't marry one that's already taken. Astrid, pouting: Then, break up. Merida, laughing: No, love the big lug too much to do that, lass. Ya're just gonna havta find yer own. Astrid: But no one's stronger than daddy. I want to marry a strong Viking! Merida: Well, maybe you'll find them someday.

Many years later....

Jamie, pinned down and in a headlock: Hey, hey! I said I yield already! Hiccup, sighing: Snotlout... Snotlout, releasing Jamie: That's three for me, total sweep! Jamie: Yeah, kinda figured that from the moment we got matched up.

Jamie walks over to Astrid who was cradling a baby Dimitri. He kisses her cheek and pats the baby's head gently...

Jamie: I'm glad he's not going to remember seeing his dad getting trashed like a total wuss. Astrid, chuckling: That's okay. *gives him a peck on the lips* You're still a strong warrior to me, babe. Jamie, grinning like an idiot: Snotlout, huffing: Well, where's my victory kiss? *wiggling his eye brows* Jack? Hiccup, vehemently: No. Jack: Hard pass.

[frustrated-writer-skyeknight]

Finished drawing Jamie's parents for my AU

The future in-laws are complete