#s2fg

[xulme]

*carries the whole damn team through* *wipes the whole town's ass for them* *etc.*

[xulme]

🥴

[stinkybrowndogs]

Me being a fucking moron: its hard work but someones gotta do it

[skin-slave]

Stop talking to me like I can't hear you.

Stop talking to me like I can't hear you.

Stop talking to me like I can't hear you.

Stop talking to me like I can't hear you.

Stop talking to me like I can't hear you.

Stop talking to me like I can't hear you.

Stop talking to me like I can't hear you.

[sincerelyjimlock]

AMENDMENT TO THE 30 DAY CHALLENGE

In light of the setlock photos that I’m ambivalent about, and in honor of the fact that Moffat and Gatiss seem to be stealing scenes right out of our fics and art (see: gun fellatio), it’s now going to be 31 days, and day 31 is going to be, “What you want to see happen in the next season if Moftiss is reading this.” 

Maybe we can all have some closure. Or at least some more substantial sex. This is mostly a joke, but like the rest of my prompts, if you want to do it, do it! (I might)

[glamrockjoseph]

this is a callout post for my birds: y do u guys think it’s cute to scream. do u see me screaming for no reason. no. pls find some chill

[shesonlylittle]

male coworker: I walked Other Coworker through that thing and she totally got it.

me: Bless her. Yeah, she's good.

MC: Yeah, she kept it simple and got it right away.

me: Yup. She picks stuff up quick.

MC: Well her husband's in IT so....

[rapdogmon]

i don't care who you are if you kiss me with out my permission or if i've already expressed disinterest you have given me permission to punch you in the fucking face

that surprise kiss bull is not cute or romantic its disgusting and it pisses me off