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Taxidermy/dead stuff, blacklist #anda loves pieces

Anti-theism/criticism of Christianity/discussion of religious trauma, blacklist #anti religion

The best and weirdest jokes ever, blacklist #what? anda... no.

Teratophilia, blacklist #love is stored in the knot

Anti-censorship, blacklist #anda hates bookburners and #anti anti

Pro-choice stuff, blacklist #pro choice

Tarantulas, blacklist #tarantula and #sprinkles and dustbunny

Some of this stuff I shouldn't have to say, but just in case. If I'm missing stuff, pls lmk.

#making this to pin #bc i am a considerate bitch 😁

Looking for a third (victim, to get serial killer status).

#what? anda... no.

fuck-customers

Older people learn to use computers challenge!

We always have older people trying to apply for jobs in our company, and when we tell them the applications are online, they say they don't know how to use a computer and get frustrated when we tell them we don't have any paper applications and they'll need to go on the website to apply. One woman yelled at us that we need to make paper ones an option before she stormed out.

(We've offered to help them learn to apply so they can try to do it on their own time as well. A few of them learned as they went and seemed happy but we've had a few that refused to do anything with technology)

Posted by admin Rodney

#I despise the idea that older ppl can't technology #bro you grew up alongside it you got the slow and steady adjustment wtf are you talking about #but also #if they want ppl to genuinely believe they can't...#what makes them think they're qualified to do the job they aren't qualified to apply for #guarantee there are computers somewhere in the job if it's a company with online applications

maxxie-or-smth

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

#oh no it me

todaysbird

that’s a whole man.

starsinfight

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

#it's so hard to remember how big they are tbh #I feel like most pics don't have stuff for scale #kiwi are so cool tho #giant eggs and big ol snoots and honks and furlike feathers #little dino bros

unnfunny

Amazes me that "still lives in their parent's house" is still an insult. In THIS economy? Where a large percent of adults are doing just that because they can't afford their own place? That's just an out of touch thing to say now. Like why don't you step into reality with the rest of us, buddy.

#pretty sure it's something like 1/3 of adults under 35 live with their parents #who even cares anymore #who can afford to care

Waffle House ice coffee

#what? anda... no.#is this anything

unnecessary-dinosaurs

good morning camp cretaceous fandom do we still exist?

#camp cretaceous #these are so perfect

autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

#womp womp #crab #what has science done

charlataninred

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

inkvoices

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

inkvoices

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

lightningladybug

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

inkvoices

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

dannnnnnnnnnnnex

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

#lore

Took a fall off of the top step at my house and onto my head Tuesday morning. Got concrete rash on my shoulder and bruises, but I didn't die, and my pupils work ok. Gotta admit, I don't think I've ever hit my head that hard... Alas, it didn't knock any sense into me

#i got a headache #the dogs were pulling me so my arms were straight out and I couldn't catch myself #jerks

So, I got a third tarantula a while back, and redid the enclosures... She's an Arizona Blonde, and her name is Cornchip, and she's huge.