Sep 11, 2019
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POLICE: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle
ZEN: damn it
ZEN: wait.. three?
POLICE: ..yes, three?
ZEN: what the fuck
ZEN: [turns around and checks]
ZEN: FUCK!
SEVEN: oh no!
SAERAN: thank god
POLICE: sir??
ZEN: YOOSUNG FUCKING FELL OFF
SEVEN: hey yoosung, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?
YOOSUNG: really? i didn’t know this new slang!
[few minutes later]
YOOSUNG: thank you so much for helping me, zen. you’re such a thot
ZEN: i’m a WHAT?!
ZEN: [sees a spider]
ZEN: [screams]
SPIDER: the STABILITY of that note was phenomenal. now listen i major in music and that was surely an a5. fascinating vibrato. impeccable technic. bravo
[in court]
ZEN: [whispers to lawyer]
LAWYER: this has nothing to do with the case
ZEN: just ask
LAWYER: [sighs and looks at the judge] do you think he’s cute be honest