#sabresisters

[hazsin-hotel]

That’s better.

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Lena: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride

Violet: Actually Lena, it’s salt

Lena: That’s what I said, sodium chloride

Violet: Uh Lena, that would be salt

Violet: *takes salt packer from Lena* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit

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Violet: Yesterday I overheard Webby asking, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" And Lena replied, "Trust me."

Violet: I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

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Lena: The next person to say "weird flex but okay" is going to loose their kneecaps

Violet: Preposterous boast but alas

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Lena: You can just be a bit... judgemental sometimes

Violet: Thats a stupid thing to say, name one time I've been judgemental

(Flashback)

Violet: Thats a stupid thing to say

(Flashback End)

Violet: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago

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Lena, texting: Who is this? Webby changed all my contacts to mythical creatures

Violet: What's mine?

Lena: "Dwarf"

Violet: I'M NOT THAT SHORT

Lena: Oh, hey Vi

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Violet: How does one turn their emotions off?

Lena: Okay first go to settings

Lena: Wait I'm an idiot I thought this said emojis

Violet: No, no, I'm willing to try this. I'm at settings, what next?

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Violet: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Lena: Thank you

Violet: That wasn't a compliment

Lena: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny