#saccadicspecter

[gladiatecarnifex]

[04:27] -- saccadicSpecter [SS] began pestering gladiateCarnifex [GC] at 16:27 --

[04:28] SS: hii. name2 erii2ol an ii ju2t got pawwned off on you. reportiin for duty.

[04:31] GC: ...R3m41n 4t 34s3.

[04:31] GC: St4y on v3ss3l.

[04:31] GC: Noth1ng furth3r pr3s3ntly.

[04:32] SS: wwoww that wwa2 ea2y. do you alwway2 talk liike that?

[04:34] GC: You w4nt to f1nd som3th1ng to do?

[04:34] GC: Look out 1n th3 h4lls.

[04:34] GC: Th3r3's d4m4g3 4nywh3r3.

[04:34] GC: F1x som3th1ng.

[04:34] GC: B3 my gu3st.

[04:36] SS: 2ee ii can do that. you already got more faiith iin me than our belovved captaiin. ii liike you already.

[04:37] GC: 1'm pr3tty sur3 th3r3's noth1ng you could scr3w up.

[04:37] GC: Just.

[04:37] GC: St4y 4w4y from cr1t1c4l syst3ms.

[04:37] GC: Focus on cl34r1ng 4w4y th3 structur4l d4m4g3 4nd d3br1s.

[04:39] SS: ea2y pea2y. iim on iit. ju2t iimagiine me 2alutiin you or 2omethiin a2 ii march off twwo perform my dutiie2.

[04:39] -- saccadicSpecter [SS] ceased pestering gladiateCarnifex [GC] at 16:39 --

[artifactualannihilation]

[06:47] -- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling saccadicSpecter [SS] at 18:47 --

[06:47] AA: hello erisol!

[06:48] SS: oh 2hiit. hii.

[06:48] SS: iit2 been a really long tiime. la2t ii heard you wwere a robot.

[06:48] AA: i know its been a while

[06:48] AA: well i am not anymore!

[06:49] SS: 2o wwhat doe2 that mean? not to be rude or wwhatevver but doe2 that mean youre dead.

[06:49] AA: im not dead actually

[06:49] AA: i am very much alive!

[06:50] SS: vventuriin further iintwwo the potentiial rude zone here. howw? ii mean ii dont knoww much but ii wwa2 under the iimpre22iion that death wwa2 pretty permanent.

[06:50] AA: i think we all thought that

[06:50] AA: but kurloz as well as other people helped me out a bit!

[06:51] AA: and through scientific breakthroughs they have provided a method in which my body has been restored for my soul

[06:54] SS: wwoww. that2 pretty crazy. but iin a good wway con2iideriin iit mean2 youre here.

[06:54] SS: here beiin aliivve.

[06:55] AA: you are probably the first person that has not doubted that so quickly when i told them over messenger

[06:55] AA: and i appreciate it!

[06:56] SS: ii gue22 ii ju2t dont havve any rea2on not twwo beliievve you. ii mean ii wwatched you po22e22 a robot 2o ii expect the unexpected.

[07:01] AA: thats very true!

[07:01] AA: i wanted to apologize about that by the way

[07:01] AA: for punching you

[07:02] SS: iit2 been liike. wweek2. iim pretty 2ure iim ovver iit.

[07:02] AA: it has been perigees but i still think it is relevant to cover my bases

[07:02] AA: i was very confused

[07:04] SS: ii thiink a lot of people wwere vvery confu2ed tbh.

[07:05] SS: iit2 under2tandable.

[07:10] AA: hey are you busy right now?

[07:11] SS: am ii evver bu2y?

[07:11] SS: hiint: no.

[07:11] AA: would you be interested in hanging out with me?

[07:12] SS: iit2 not liike ii havve anythiin better twwo do. 2o wwhy not.

[07:13] AA: oh cool! would you want to come over?

[07:14] SS: 2ure. do you 2tiill liivve iin the 2ame place?

[07:14] AA: i do!

[07:14] SS: alriight. 2ee you 2oon.

[07:14] AA: i have given it plenty of a makeover to seem like a completely different place

[07:14] AA: see you!

[07:15] ERISOLSPRITE: *WITH THAT he gets up, heading over to where he remembers aradia's block being, and once he's there he knocks on the door, bracing himself for expected skulls and other dead things*

[07:18] ARADIA: -she opens the door and steps aside to let him in. there she is, wings and all, happy as ever. and although her block seems pretty bare, it certainly has plenty of BONE FURNITURE- hi!

[07:25] ERISOLSPRITE: *THE BONE FURNITURE... is not as spoopy as it might've been if Erisol wasn't hells of prepared for it. Mission success.* hey. deciided the 2kull2 wwere twwo much, or ii2 the furniiture liike, an upgrade?

[07:40] ARADIA: well when i was a robot i destroyed my skull collection

[07:40] ARADIA: and much of everything i owned

[07:40] ARADIA: so i will have to start again!

[07:42] ERISOLSPRITE: oh 2hiit. that kiinda 2uck2. 2tiill ii gue22 you get twwo go on all 2ort2 of cool advventure2 twwo get your collectiion back up twwo 2nuff.

[07:44] ARADIA: i do! well i will anyway

[07:44] ARADIA: it will likely take a while but i am excited for it

[07:49] ERISOLSPRITE: 2hiit wwho wwouldnt be? advventure2 are pretty 2iick. an hey, iif you evver need a map-2avvy companiion iim your guy. iif you feel liike dealiin wwiith me that ii2.

[07:51] ARADIA: -her wings flutter-

[07:51] ARADIA: i feel like dealing with you

[07:51] ARADIA: and i would love to have you along!

[08:00] ERISOLSPRITE: 2aiid no one evver. *snorts* except you, apparently. wwhat giivve2 anywway? ii mean my navviigatiion 2kiill2 are pretty much unriivvaled but other than that.

[08:00] ARADIA: because youre fun to talk to maybe? :)

[08:06] ERISOLSPRITE: wwoww. that wwa2 almo2t convviinciin.

[08:11] ARADIA: what do you mean almost

[08:12] ARADIA: i did ask to hang out with you right?

[08:14] ERISOLSPRITE: ...touche. ii fiigured iit wwa2 probably becau2e you felt bad about hiittiin me or 2omethiin but ii gue22 iit COULD be for other rea2on2.

[08:17] ARADIA: -she grins- well i can also feel bad for hitting you right

[08:22] ERISOLSPRITE: ii mean 2ure, evven though ii keep telliin you iit2 fiine. ii 2tiill appreciiate iit. an for the record ii forgiivve you.

[08:24] ARADIA: thanks -she takes a seat on this COUCH WITH BONE FRAMES WOW- do you like history

[08:30] ERISOLSPRITE: *he coils his tail under himself to sit next to her, giving a nonchalant shrug but a big part of him is SUPER EXCITED ABOUT HISTORY* hii2tory? ii mean ii knoww a lot about iit ii gue22. iit2 2ort of a hobby. plu2 the wwhole 2eekiin out knowwledge at evvery opportuniity thiing 2priite2 are prone twwo kiinda goe2 hand iin hand wwiith that.

[08:30] ERISOLSPRITE: tldr ye2.

[08:35] ARADIA: i have documentaries! and whats left of my archaeology journal

[08:35] ARADIA: unless...

[08:46] ERISOLSPRITE: unle22...? cliiffhanger2, yo.

[08:49] ARADIA: no eridan hasnt given it back yet

[08:49] ARADIA: so i guess that will be a pause

[08:49] ARADIA: or a for later

[08:55] ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 ii 2hould have gue22ed that, con2iideriin wwere bound twwo havve 2ome a the 2ame iintere2t2.

[08:56] ERISOLSPRITE: cant 2ay ii expected twwo havve the 2ame iintere2t2 a2 you though.

[08:56] ERISOLSPRITE: you liike hii2tory?

[08:58] ARADIA: well yes i love archaeology! and the two kind of go hand in hand

[08:58] ARADIA: although you can enjoy history without enjoying archaeology

[09:07] ERISOLSPRITE: ii wwa2 nevver really iintwwo archaeology but ii thiink ii could 2tand twwo bone up on iit. *HAHA GET IT god that was so lame he doesn't even laugh at his own joke*

[09:09] ARADIA: -she looks at him for a moment just as she is until she starts gigling a little. and now she's full on laughing pretty uncontrollably-

[09:23] ERISOLSPRITE: *oh my god. who is the real nerd here??? he thought it was him for making the joke in the first place but now he's not so sure. still he can't help but snort, grinning a little* holy 2hiit ii cant beliievve you thought that wwa2 funny. evven ii thought that wwa2 pretty lame an iit wwa2 my joke.

[09:24] ARADIA: -help, she's still laughing and pretty much covering her face as she leans back against the armrest. aradia down. ARADIA DOWN.-

[09:31] ERISOLSPRITE: holy 2hiit are you okay? diid ii acciidentally break you and/or 2hould ii call the authoriitiie2? ii kneww the pun wwa2 bad but ii diidnt realiize iit wwould be nearly fatal.

[09:45] ARADIA: oh my god that was amazing!

[09:46] ERISOLSPRITE: wwoww. ii dont knoww iif iid call iit that but iill take iit.

[09:48] ARADIA: bone up hahahahaha!

[09:56] ERISOLSPRITE: wwoww iim nevver gonna liivve that one dowwn am ii. *despite his words he's still sorta smiling, pleased with himself*

[09:56] ARADIA: not a chance!

[10:08] ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 iit2 wworth iit iif iit make2 you laugh liike that. wwhiich wwa2 a totally wweiird thiing to 2ay. fuck.

[10:10] ARADIA: no i dont think so hahahaha

[10:13] ERISOLSPRITE: you dont thiink iit2 wweiird or you dont thiink iit2 wworth iit?

[10:14] ARADIA: i dont think its weird!

[10:20] ERISOLSPRITE: oh. wwell 2hiit. *squints* you actually dont hate me do you? liike the longer thii2 goe2 on the more ii thiink iit2 not ju2t a piity thiing.

[10:21] ARADIA: ...why would i hate you? thats kind of silly :p

[10:23] ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 ii dont really knoww. mo2t people do. hell, evven ii do mo2t a the tiime. *shrug* then agaiin mo2t people arent quiite liike you.

[10:26] ARADIA: -her laughter quiets and she sits up again, looking over at him with a smile- i do get that a lot

[10:26] ARADIA: for other reasons most likely

[10:28] ERISOLSPRITE: wwhat other rea2on2? ii mean, ii gue22 the bone2 thiing youvve got goiin here ii2 a liittle diifferent, but mo2tly ii ju2t thiink youre ea2iier twwo be around than mo2t people.

[10:29] ARADIA: i think sometimes i unintentionally scare people

[10:32] ERISOLSPRITE: really? youre probably the lea2t 2cary per2on iivve met 2o far.

[10:32] ERISOLSPRITE: an iivve met fefeta2priite.

[10:33] ARADIA: i think ive seen her but i dont remember if ive actually met her before

[10:33] ARADIA: she seems nice!

ERISOLSPRITE: 2he ii2. the 2cary part a her ii2 wwhen 2he get2 all hypothetiical about your lovve liife. *eyeroll*

ARADIA: like yours? im assuming you anyway

ERISOLSPRITE: ye2. an pre2umably evveryone el2e 2he knoww2 but ii cant be 2ure a that. 2tiill ju2t a biit terriifyiin.

ARADIA: i can see how that would be just a little unsettling

ARADIA: i think

ERISOLSPRITE: yeah, iit kiinda make2 you que2tiion your2elf about 2ome 2hiit, evven iif 2he2 not completely 2eriiou2.

ARADIA: like about how you feel?

ERISOLSPRITE: yeah. ii dont knoww iif you knoww anyone liike that but wwhen 2omeone tell2 you youre a perfect fiit wwiith 2omeone talkiin twwo that per2on get2 awwkwward quiick.

ARADIA: ok i would definitely do the same thing

ARADIA: feel awkward i mean in regards to that information!

ERISOLSPRITE: at lea2t iim not the only one. davve2priite 2ay2 iit2 not wweiird. *shudders* anywway ii 2hould probably let you go. iit2 late an iim 2ure you havve better 2hiit twwo do.

ARADIA: -she pauses- oh yeah sure

ARADIA: -she smiles and opens up the door for him- thanks for coming over! it was fun

ARADIA: as for better shit to do i would have to disagree

ERISOLSPRITE: *floats up and out the door with a little wave* faiir enough. iill 2ee you around. *AND WITH THAT he's gone, feeling relatively good about the small network of friends he's starting to build up now*

[arseniccaudal-blog]

[07:02] NEPETA: :33 < *She was so bor33eddddd, but at least she wasn't restless anymore. She'd even taken Cronus' advice and stayed with one escort service for when she went to get targets she wanted to hunt but there didn't s33m to be anyone that caught her attention. Instead? Hunt someone on board.... but who? Nepeta crept around the hallls looking for suseptible prey, ripe for the pouncing*

[07:06] ERISOLSPRITE: *Did someone say susceptible prey? Because this douchebag right here is susceptible as heck, just look at him, floating not at all subtly and paying absolutely NONE attention to his surroundings.*

[07:11] NEPETA: :33 < *Boy that sounds like her kinda prey! Nepeta spies said douchebag with her cat eyes and stalks him for all of ten seconds before making the POUNCE. Leaping from the shadows and barreling into his lowerback*

[07:24] ERISOLSPRITE: *The sound of surprise he makes is not all that surprised sounding. In fact, it's more like a groan, as though he should have expected this all along.* god fuckiin damniit ii dont evven knoww wwhat ju2t happened but ii knoww iit2 bee e22 an iit2 ju2t my fuckiin luck twwo be 2tandiin here at thii2 exact moment. wwho evven come2 dowwn thii2 corriidor anywway2.

[07:30] NEPETA: :33 < you do!! *ch33r up sir gr33n she's giving him a big smile and giggles before rolling to the side and going to face him properly*

[07:45] ERISOLSPRITE: *Instead of getting up, for a moment he just lays there face-first on the floor, almost considering staying there forever. Whether fortunately or unfortunately, he finds the motivation to pull himself up.* ...ii gue22 youre riight. *STARES AT* wwhat2 2o funny?

[07:56] NEPETA: :33 < you meowstly! ive b33n watching mew fur a while! :33

[08:00] ERISOLSPRITE: *SQUINTS.* 2o wwhat havve you been 2talkiin me or 2omethiin? cau2e let2 be real that2 pretty wweiird. unle22 youre liike iintwwo me or 2omethiin iin wwhiich ca2e it2 2tiill wweiird but ii wwould probably be le22 up2et.

[08:03] NEPETA: :33 < well i doooo like the color gr33n.....

[08:04] NEPETA: :33 < but! i cant say that im into mew sorry say!

[08:04] NEPETA: :33 < you just s33m pawfully interesting..... and pouncable

[08:12] ERISOLSPRITE: yeah wwevve e2tablii2hed the wwhole pounceable biit. *grumbles* wwho evven ARE you?

[08:14] NEPETA: :33 < *awww hes grumpy* im nepeta! who pawre you?

[08:20] ERISOLSPRITE: mo2t people call me erii2ol. wwhiich ii2 twwo 2ay that2 wwhat ii call my2elf becau2e mo2tly no one talk2 twwo me. but hey wwho2 countiin.

[08:20] NEPETA: :33 < awww why dont they talk to you?? *pat pat*

[08:21] NEPETA: :33 < is it beclaws purr too bright?

[08:21] NEPETA: :33 < or that mew k33p wanpurring the halls so they can nefur find you????

[08:27] ERISOLSPRITE: *makes a face at the patting somewhere between 'ew no' and 'holy shit something attractive touched me'* ii dont knoww. probably becau2e evveryone hate2 me for wwhatevver rea2on. not that ii care. ii dont giivve a 2hiit wwhat they thiink. *he do tho*

[08:29] NEPETA: :33 < *he reminds her so much of someone she knows and she just can't help but grin but continues the patting. For like two seconds and then that arm is in the air* then ill be your friend and i wont hate mew and itll be pawre furst meowssion as furriends

[08:29] NEPETA: :33 < to get you

[08:29] NEPETA: :33 < more friends!!! *throws arms up!!*

[08:30] NEPETA: :33 < *sl33ves a'flailing*

[08:41] ERISOLSPRITE: *squints* wwhy are you 2o exciited about thii2. iit2 hone2tly kiinda horriifyiin.

[08:50] NEPETA: :33 < dont you want furriends?

[09:26] ERISOLSPRITE: wwhy do you wwant to be my friiend?

[09:44] NEPETA: :33 < beclaws i do and thats all the reasoning i n33d!

[09:45] NEPETA: :33 < beside everyone n33ds a furiend every once in a while

[09:46] ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 that2 true but ju2t becau2e evveryone NEED2 a friiend 2ometiime2 doe2nt mean evveryone DE2ERVVE2 twwo havve a friiend.

[09:53] NEPETA: :33 < do mew think you dont deserve a friend? :((

[09:55] ERISOLSPRITE: ii thiink the uniivver2e miight ju2t thiink that con2iideriin my luck iin the friiend department.

[09:55] NEPETA: :33 < how many people have mew gone and talked to?

[09:59] ERISOLSPRITE: a feww. *pause* maybe liike twwo or three. one of them diied and ii nevver heard from the other twwo agaiin. not that ii made that much effort eiither. ii gue22.

[10:11] NEPETA: :33 < meowbye you should!

[10:11] NEPETA: :33 < then youd have more peopawl to talk to!

[10:13] ERISOLSPRITE: yeah. ii dont wwant twwo bother them but ii probably 2hould at lea2t once iin a wwhile. *he says as if something is actually getting through to him, and maybe her chipper demeanor is pushing SOMETHING through but really he just wants to change the subject*

[10:24] NEPETA: :33 < oh pshhhhhh i dont s33 mew being a pawther!

[10:24] NEPETA: :33 < *but this is the first time she's talked to him what?*

[10:24] NEPETA: :33 < so what do mew do meowster erisol?

[10:27] ERISOLSPRITE: nothiin.

[10:28] ERISOLSPRITE: wwhiich ii2 twwo 2ay that ii 2pend mo2t of my tiime not doiin anythiing twwo draww attentiion twwo my2elf becau2e ii havvent regii2tered my2elf.

[10:34] NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33h33! have mew really not?

[10:49] ERISOLSPRITE: iivve con2iidered iit. iivve ju2t nevver really cared twwo try. 2eem2 liike a lotta effort that ii dont wwant twwo put iin.

[10:59] NEPETA: :33 < its not so bad i purromise!

[10:59] NEPETA: :33 < mew just sign some papurrs and turn them in!

[11:10] ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 that doe2nt 2ound 2o bad. iill do iit iif ii evver get around twwo iit. *THUG SHRUG, as if signing papers and turning them in is somehow more effort than being on the lamb*

[11:20] NEPETA: :33 < do it tomorrow! :33

[11:20] NEPETA: :33 < then mew can have a room!

[06:20] ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 iit2 wworth. evven iif iit wwiill giivve the captaiin 2atii2factiion. iit wwould be niice twwo havve 2omewwhere twwo my2elf.

[09:37] NEPETA: :33 < someplace mew can lock peopawl out of and not invite them ofur to!

[09:37] NEPETA: :33 < it sounds purrrretty ideal to me!

[09:54] ERISOLSPRITE: ii can 2ee the appeal a lockiin people out but iim not 2ure iid wwant twwo iinvviite people ovver.

[09:54] ERISOLSPRITE: 2hiit, iif ii had my owwn place davve2priite wwould nevver leavve.

[10:00] NEPETA: :33 < h33h33h33 good!

[10:00] NEPETA: :33 < meowbye you n33d someone to pester mew

[10:00] NEPETA: :33 < well... no maybes about it

[10:00] NEPETA: :33 < you defurnitely n33d that!

[10:07] ERISOLSPRITE: wwhat make2 you 2ay that? iim pretty happy wwiith beiin all by my lone2ome.

[10:08] NEPETA: :33 < does that mean you wouldnt want to come ofur for a tea pawrty?

[10:09] ERISOLSPRITE: iim relatiivvely iinexperiienced iin the wway2 of tea partiie2. ii dont knoww the etiiquette. tl;dr iid be a 2hiitty tea party gue2t anywway2.

[10:10] NEPETA: :33 < oh youll be fine!!! *sl33ve flails at him*

[10:10] NEPETA: :33 < just drink tea and eat snacks its easy!

[10:10] NEPETA: :33 < *she has the worst table manners*

[10:23] ERISOLSPRITE: that 2ound2 ju2t ea2y enough for me to accomplii2h.

[10:24] ERISOLSPRITE: ii gue22 ii wwould do iit. ii dont knoww iif iid WWANT twwo. but iif you a2ked ii wwould.

[10:25] NEPETA: :33 < then mew betpur prepurr yourself for the best tea pawrty efur!!....... soon

[10:25] NEPETA: :33 < *shes gonna ambush him*

[10:25] NEPETA: :33 < *she will drop on him and steal him away*

[10:26] NEPETA: :33 < *especially if hes holding something important or consumable, in the business of wrecking*

[10:30] ERISOLSPRITE: howw doe2 one prepare for 2omethiin liike that evven?

[10:30] ERISOLSPRITE: 2hould ii get a tiie.

[10:31] ERISOLSPRITE: or fiix my 2carf 2o iit LOOK2 liike a tiie?

[10:31] NEPETA: :33 < we should get mew a fancy vest!

[10:31] NEPETA: :33 < ooh maybe a pawnicle

[10:32] NEPETA: :33 < and some nice gloves *wiggles her own fingerless ones at him*

[10:38] ERISOLSPRITE: je2u2, you diidnt 2ay thii2 wwa2 a formal evvent. 2hould ii ju2t go full on tux?

[10:39] NEPETA: :33 < you can!!! *now shes getting excited*

[10:39] NEPETA: :33 < catually do it! :DD

[10:39] NEPETA: :33 < just do full furmal!

[10:42] ERISOLSPRITE: iif you iin2ii2t. *she probably doesn't have to insist. he likes feeling fancy.*

[10:42] ERISOLSPRITE: ii mean, iit 2ound2 liike a pretty biig deal. ii couldnt vvery wwell 2howw up liike thii2 could ii?

[10:43] NEPETA: :33 < oh no not at pawll!

[10:43] NEPETA: :33 < the bouncer wouldnt let mew in!

[10:43] NEPETA: :33 < *crosses her arms and throws on a RUMBLY TOUGH VOiCE* sorry sir furrmal clawttire only

[10:46] ERISOLSPRITE: *snorts* wwell 2hiit, iim not about twwo mii22 out on the tea party of the 2wweep. formal attiire iit ii2.

[10:49] NEPETA: :33 < *back to normal voice* puuurrrrrrfect, itll be a surpurrise pawrty so it can cr33p up on mew

[10:49] NEPETA: :33 < im going to get something to eat but watch purr back >:33 *paws at him*

[10:54] ERISOLSPRITE: tru2t me iif there2 anythiin iim good at iit2 beiin prepared for any 2iituatiion.

[10:56] NEPETA: :33 < .... *stares up at him* any sitmewation? *tail flick*

[10:59] ERISOLSPRITE: ...any CONCEIIVVABLE 2iituatiion.

[11:00] ERISOLSPRITE: iif 2omethiin2 completely outta left fiield ii might get caught unawware2 but iit2 not common.

[11:03] NEPETA: :33 < hmm.... *considers doing something anyway but decides against it* fur enough!

[11:05] NEPETA: :33 < then ill s33 mew at the pawrty meowster eripawl!

[11:07] ERISOLSPRITE: 2ee you then. *he gives a little wave, not entirely sure how to feel about ALL THESE PEOPLE being super nice to him, but whatever, he's adapting, and besides, he looks damn good in a tux.* 

[purrfoldpacificist-blog]

PP: 3833 < *PP sniffs out -Erisol and gr33ts t)(em wit)( a furrondly wave of )(er tail!* 3833

SS: oh, iit2 the wweiird roleplayiing chiick.

SS: 2up.

PP: 3833 < Glub glub glub! *)(er paws are )(ot on t)(e trail of an anenome as t)(ey speak!*

PP: 3833 < *An anenome w)(o )(as invaded )(er territory and spread fleas of bad cattitude in )(er breat)(ing bubble.*

PP: 3833 < *Does -Erisol )(ave t)(ese kind of fronds?*

SS: ii dont thiink ii wwould be friiend2 wwiith 2omeone wwho2e attiitude remiinded me of flea2.

PP: 3833 < *Yes, fleas are bad and t)(ey itc)( and give you diseases in your skin.*

PP: 3833 < *PP purrs and is glad t)(at -Erisol understand )(er purrdicatmint.*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e rolls on )(er belly and asks )(ow SS is doing! Are t)(ey )(aving a good day?*

SS: ii gue22 2o. 2omeone ii kneww diied.

PP: 3833 < *PP grooms )(erself and asks w)(o?*

SS: her name wwa2 aradiia.

PP: 3833 < *PP is not s)(ore s)(e knows Aradia but )(er name sounds pretty.*

PP: 3833 < *Is SS sad t)(at t)(eir furrond died?*

SS: 2he wwa2 pretty. 2he liiked dead thiing2 but noww that 2he ii2 one iit2 liike 2he doe2nt liike anythiing.

SS: ii thiink ii wwould be more 2ad iif 2he wwere the unreachable kiind of dead.

PP: 3833 < *PP t)(inks t)(at w)(en t)(ings are dead, t)(ey don't r33ly like ANYT)(ING. Beclaws t)(ey are dead.*

PP: 3833 < *Is Aradia reac)(abubble?* 38??

SS: ii mean, 2he 2howwed up iin my room earliier.

SS: 2o ye2.

PP: 3833 < *PP sways )(er spurrite tail in a manner t)(at is MOST curious!*

SS: ii gue22 2he2 a gho2t or 2omethiin. ii dont really under2tand iit.

SS: anywway, ii gue22 wwere doiin the talent 2howw twwogether. maybe iif you come youll 2ee wwhat ii mean.

PP: 3833 < *PP )(as s33n g)(osts before, yes. T)(ey smell like mot)(balls and never notice me looking.* 3833

SS: oh. are there other gho2t2 on the 2hiip?

PP: 3833 < *Sometimes, PP says, but t)(ey don't stay!*

SS: that2...iintere2tiing. ii hope aradiia 2tiick2 around.

SS: 2he2 kiinda one a the only people ii talk twwo on thii2 2hiip.

PP: 3833 < *PP will )(unt fur )(er and bring )(er so s)(e can play a game wit)( PP and SS.* 3833

PP: 3833 < *Now PP wondering w)(at s)(e will do fur t)(e talent s)(ow beclaws )(er partner is a )(uge wet gnarly furball on a )(ygieneblock floor drain.*

SS: wwhat2 wwrong wwiith your partner? are they the 2ame per2on wwho remiind2 you of a flea iinfe2tatiion?

PP: 3833 < *PP picks )(er mig)(ty )(unter t33t)( and says, yes.*

PP: 3833 < *PP's partner likes setting fires but PP knows w)(ere AA sl33ps and will follow )(er.* 3833

SS: aa?

SS: aradiia2 handle ii2 aa.

PP: 3833 < *T)(is is )(er )(andle acronym and PP )(ig)(ly doubts t)(at AA is t)(e same as Purradia. AA is an alive purrson, SS s33s.*

SS: ii fiigured they wwerent the 2ame per2on. ju2t 2iimiilar name2.

SS: 2o 2he liike2 2ettiin fiire2?

SS: wwhy?

SS: 2eem2 kiinda dangerou2 con2iideriin wwere on a 2pace2hiip.

PP: 3833 < *Purr)(aps because s)(e is so cold. On t)(e inside.* 3833

PP: 3833 < *But t)(is is PP's guess, anyway.*

PP: 3833 < *AA wanted to watc)( PP set )(erself on fire for )(er talent!*

SS: that 2ound2 liike the wwor2t iidea iivve evver heard.

PP: 3833 < *)(33)(33)(33! PP )(as decided s)(e mig)(t p33 on everyt)(ing AA loves and )(olds dear.*

PP: 3833 < *And steal )(er yarn. And make pretty art wit)( it.*

SS: iim 2ure you havve a wway cooler talent than beiin on fiire anywway.

SS: you 2eem liike the kiinda per2on twwo be talented, ii gue22.

PP: 3833 < *PP kneads SS wit)( )(er paws and is glad t)(ey t)(ink so!*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e t)(inks s)(e mig)(t do somefin nice instead of somefin mean just because an ugly troll )(as a bone stuck in )(er t)(roat.*

SS: jeez, you really dont liike thii2 chiick do you?

PP: 3833 < *Mig)(ty )(untresses s)(ould not start cat fig)(ts t)(ey cannot finis)(.* 3833

PP: 3833 < *PP t)(inks s)(e f33ls better now t)(oug)( and cuddles wit)( SS wit)( a glub!*

SS: wwell, that2 a good thiing among2t a wworld of 2hiitty thiing2. iim glad you feel better.

PP: 3833 < *PP purrs.*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e begins searc)(ing -Erisol's fur for fleas.*

SS: hate twwo break it twwo you, but ii dont havve fur.

SS: al2o, ii dont havve flea2. but that miight be a by product of not havviin fur.

PP: 3833 < *T)(en w)(at does SS )(ave?* 38??

SS: 2kiin?

SS: ii gue22 ii al2o havve haiir, wwhiich miight con2tiitute a2 fur.

PP: 3833 < *PP c)(ecks bot)( SS's skin and )(air and finds t)(at t)(ere are no fleas!!! Conc)(gratulations!*

PP: 3833 < *SS is fr33 of disease and parasites. Good fur t)(em.*

SS: diid you expect 2omethiin diifferent? do ii 2eem liike ii miight be dii2ea2ed or havve para2iite2?

PP: 3833 < *PP t)(inks SS is bad at recieving affectionate attention and f33ls all t)(e pities for t)(em. All of t)(em.*

SS: wwhy wwould you piity me?

PP: 3833 < *Beclaws SS is silly and asks questions t)(at s)(ould not be asked.* 38PP

SS: fuck. 2orry. ii wwont a2k 2o many que2tiion2 iif iit bother2 you.

PP: 3833 < *It does not bot)(er PP! S)(e is s)(rimply talking about t)(e SILLY questions. Not all of t)(em.*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e apawlogizes if it is conc)(fusing!*

SS: wwhat2 2o 2iilly about them?

SS: or ii2 that another 2iilly que2tiion?

PP: 3833 < *SS will be devoured by silly questions befur t)(e nig)(t is t)(roug)(. PP giggles and tells )(im t)(at it's all okay!!!* 3X33

SS: *22 wwonder2 iif the que2tiion2 wwiill 2eem le22 2iilly iif he a2k2 them iin rp form.*

SS: *22 al2o wwonder2 wwhy the fuck he ju2t typed that piile of driivvel. or wwhy he2 2tiill doiin iit noww.*

PP: 3833 < *PP GASPS!!!*

PP: 3833 < *Of course not! S)(e gus)(es!!! -Every question is valid in s)(oalplay form!!!* 38DD!!!

PP: 3833 < *PP is -----EXCIT-----ED and pounces )(er wonderfur furriend -Erisol and gives )(im -EV-ERY NUZZL-E AND PURR.*

SS: *22 gue22e2 iit2 a good thiing that pp ii2 exciited. he2 2tiill confu2ed a2 twwo wwhy he2 botheriin wwiith thii2, but iit 2eem2 twwo be wworkiin. he hope2 that pettiin hii2 felloww 2priite ii2 an appropriiate reactiion twwo her 2trange actiion2.*

PP: 3833 < *PP accepts t)(e pets and curls up at -Erisol's... spurrite tail?*

PP: 3833 < *PP now r33lizes t)(at s)(e )(ad no idea t)(at SS was a spurrite too and )(as even MOR-E reason to be furriends wit)( t)(em.* 3833

PP: 3833 < *PP f33ls otterly silly.*

PP: 3833 < *But wait!!! PP suddenly makes ANOT)(-ER r33lization!!! S)(e saw anot)(er spurrite at t)(e kitten )(ole Orp)(anarium!!! Was t)(is -Erisol???*

SS: *the 2priite at the orphanariium wwa2 mo2t certaiinly 22. he wwa2 the one wwiith the a22hole wwho trapped the fiire breathiin rat iin hii2 2ylladex.*

PP: 3833 < 38OO!!!

PP: 3833 < *Did -Erisol eat t)(e rat?*

SS: *22 tell2 fefeta no, but he2 pretty 2ure the douche wwho trapped iit 2tiill ha2 iit and keep2 iit a2 a pet. iit2 name ii2 karkat jr.*

PP: 3833 < *PP t)(inks t)(at Karkat is a very cute name and wonders if it was on purrpoise t)(at it was named after t)(e )(ead of Seacurity, Karkat Vantas?*

SS: *iit ii2 mo2t defiiniitely on purpo2e. the rat and the head of 2ecuriity havve vvery 2iimiilar temperament2.*

PP: 3833 < *PP t)(inks SS )(as fine )(unting skrills as it is and conc)(gratulates )(im on )(is rat catc)(!*

SS: *22 thank2 her though he2 not 2ure iit2 wworth much congratulatiion2 con2iideriin howw ea2y iit wwa2.*

PP: 3833 < *PP is full of PURRID-E for )(er fellow )(unter and t)(inks t)(ey s)(ould team up and fillet somefin some time! 38DD*

SS: *22 ii2nt 2ure hii2 meager 2kiill2 can match up twwo the miighty huntre22. after all, 2he2 the one wwho endeavvor2 bravve thiing2 2uch a2 peeiin on 2omeone2 entiire ar2enal of cherii2hed belongiin2.*

PP: 3833 < *T)(at is only w)(en s)(e is mad!!! W)(en s)(e is cuddly and purrfectly )(appy again, s)(e s)(ares silly videos of stuff catc)(ing on fire wit)( )(er new furrond!* 3833

PP: 3833 < *-Erisol )(as SWIMSPIR-ED )(er to be nice!!! S)(e t)(inks )(e deserves every credit fur making )(er f33l better.*

PP: 3833 < Glub glub glub!

SS: *22 doe2nt thiink he wwa2 partiicularly iin2piiriin, but he2 not gonna argue wwiith the lady.*

PP: 3833 < *Yes! -Erisol reass)(ored PP t)(at s)(e was nice and talented even WIT)(OUT a fire lady scratc)(ing up )(er good mood.*

PP: 3833 < *And PP t)(oug)(t t)(at )(e was rig)(t and decided to be nice again!!!*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e purrs and nuzzles SS's sw33t adorabubble face.* 3X33

SS: *22 ii2 glad pp deciided twwo be niice, but he doe2 thiink her partner need2 twwo be niice twwo.*

SS: *he wwonder2 howw anyone could be anythiing but niice twwo 2omeone liike pp.*

PP: 3833 < *PP t)(inks some people expect )(er to bite beclaws t)(ey )(ave b33n bitten by bad people before and t)(ink all people are bad. PP mostly f33ls sorry for t)(em and wants to be nice!!!*

PP: 3833 < *S)(e is also reminded t)(at s)(e got some WOND-ERFUR gifts from t)(e kittens in t)(e Orp)(anarium.* 3833

PP: 3833 < *S)(e will carry t)(em wit)( )(er always.* <33

SS: *22 wwonder2 wwhat the2e giift2 con2ii2ted of. he hiim2elf 2aww a drawwiing the kiid2 diid of hiim2elf and hii2...friiend, iin battle wwiith karkat jr.*

PP: 3833 < *)(33)(33)(33!!! PP bets -Erisol looks VALI-ENT and BRAV-E in )(is picture!!!*

PP: 3833 < *But yes!!! T)(e kittens gave PP pictures t)(ey drew of )(er and )(er title of Glubglub.*

PP: 3833 < *PP snuggles up wit)( )(er pile of pretty pictures and fully expects to take a nice long catnap!*

SS: *22 thiink2 pp2 piicture2 are adorable and hope2 2he ha2 a good nap.*

PP: 3833 < *S33ya, -Erisol!!! S)(e meows!* 3X33

-- purrfoldPacificist [PP] gave up trolling saccadicSpecter [SS] --

[migrantthespian]

-- migrantThespian [MT] began pestering saccadicSpecter [SS] at 23:05 --

[11:05] MT: Yo yo

[11:05] MT: is it true

[11:05] MT: you're a new sprite?

[11:07] SS: that 2eem2 twwo be the ca2e.

[11:08] SS: the real que2tiion here ii2 wwhy the fuck you care.

[11:08] SS: becau2e iif youre ju2t goiing twwo ream me out for iit, let2 2kiip the fliirtlarpiing and end thii2 noww.

[11:12] MT: Flirtlarping.....reaming?

[11:12] MT: what in the fuck are you babbling about

[11:12] MT: holy hell wait

[11:12] MT: wait

[11:12] MT: oh god who did you take form of?

[11:13] SS: wwhat the fuck kiinda que2tiion ii2 that?

[11:13] SS: lii2ten, iif the douchewwhii2tle of a captaiin 2ent you, iim not lookiin for a fiight riight now.

[11:14] MT: Holy fuck I should really start these with an intro

[11:14] MT: Names Davesprite yo

[11:14] MT: and the captain...well co caps name is eridan

[11:14] MT: and no he didn't send me

[11:14] MT: just heard there was another sprite

[11:14] MT: it's kinda my job to get ahold of them

[11:15] SS: oh, riight. iim 2uppo2ed twwo talk twwo you.

[11:16] MT: Yeah, now that we're all buddy buddy and sprite to sprite I'll ask again

[11:16] MT: who did you turn into

[11:16] SS: al2o, ii knoww hii2 name. ii already talked twwo hiim earliier iif that wa2nt obvviiou2. iit al2o ju2t 2o happen2 that my name ii2 erii2ol2priite.

[11:16] SS: fiigure iit out.

[11:16] SS: iit2 not that hard twwo gue22 apparently.

[11:17] MT: .....Please tell me the eri stands for....eri....eri.....

[11:17] MT: shit

[11:17] MT: I have nothing...

[11:17] MT: it's eridan is it...

[11:18] SS: ye2. youre a geniiu2. gold 2tar for you. you 2olved the my2tery.

[11:20] MT: I know you're new, and your personallities are all in your biz about being a complete massive douche

[11:20] MT: but I have to request

[11:20] MT: that you NOT be a massive douche

[11:20] MT: for like

[11:20] MT: a few minutes

[11:22] SS: ii wwiill giivve iit a 2oliid effort but no guarantee2.

[11:22] SS: wwhoop2, there ii go agaiin.

[11:22] SS: iit2 liike ii havve no off 2wwiitch.

[11:22] SS: youre ju2t goiin twwo havve twwo deal wwiith iit.

[11:22] MT: Do I ever fucking not have to?

[11:22] MT: holy shit

[11:22] MT: ok well

[11:22] MT: shit

[11:22] MT: can you come to my office?

[11:24] SS: ii thiink youre the fiir2t giirl iivve talked twwo twwoday wwho ha2nt iinvviited me iintwo her room. another gold 2tar for you for not makiin 2hiit wweird.

[11:28] MT: I'm most certainly not a god damn girl, fucking demerit to you for making it awkward

[11:28] MT: wait

[11:28] MT: who have you talked to so far?

[11:29] SS: liike, three people. you 2eem twwo be off your game.

[11:29] SS: fefeta, eriidan, aradiia.

[11:30] SS: iivve already been around the fuckiin block an here you are, FIINALLY me22agiin me.

[11:30] MT: Bro I was....uhhh busy with something, but nevermind that

[11:30] MT: come down to my office

[11:30] MT: I can send you a fucking map if you need it

[11:32] SS: excu2e you.

[11:32] SS: ju2t wwhat do you take me for.

[11:32] SS: 2iimple diirectiion2 wwiill be ju2t fiine, thank2.

[11:33] MT: Nope

[11:33] MT: sorry

[11:33] MT: you sassed

[11:33] MT: now you gotta follow a shitty map

[11:33] -- migrantThespian [MT] sent file "orange assholes office" --

[11:33] SS: ii dont wwant your 2hiitty map. iim not evven goiin twwo look at it.

[11:33] SS: iin fact noww iim not 2ure ii evven wwant to leavve my block.

[11:33] SS: thii2 ii2 wwhat you have wwrought.

[11:35] MT: Bro this isn't on the table anymore

[11:35] MT: get your ass over here

[11:35] MT: I'll be waiting

[11:35] MT: caw caw mutherfucking out yo

-- migrantThespian [MT] ceased pestering saccadicSpecter [SS] at 23:35 --

[11:39] SS: *With an exaggerated groan, Erisol looks at the stupid shitty map that doesn't even paint a clear picture of how to get to where he's going. It takes him quite a while to figure it out, somewhere in the range of 15 or 20 minutes, but he does, and soon finds himself standing outside of Davesprite's office. If a knock on a door could sound annoyed, this one sure as hell does.*

[11:42] MT: *doesn't even open the door he just walks up behind him and unlocks it from the outside, he wasn't even in his office, like an ASSHOLE, also he had legs as well*

[11:44] SS: *Well, fucking Erisol didn't have legs, because for all his practicing after talking with Fefeta, he couldn't figure it out. He BLATANTLY IGNORES Davesprite's OBVIOUS leg taunt, crossing his arms.* wwoww, fiir2t you me22age me about twwo hundred year2 late, and noww youre not evven iin your offiice? 2ome amba22ador.

[11:45] MT: Bro like I said I was busy with something somwhere else. calm your shit and come in *he opens the door and flips the light in the office on, pulling a chair up for erisol*

[11:45] MT: *he doesn't even think about that fact of him not needing it, he'd kinda gotten use to the leg thing*

[11:47] SS: *It's okay. Laugh it up, Davesprite. Erisol will defy your mocking ways and just fucking sit in the chair anyway, leaving his tail hanging off the edge. What now, douchebird?* riight, twwo bu2y twwo do your goddamn job. dont wworry, buddy, ii get iit.

[11:49] MT: Ok first order of business.. *he pulls out a clipboard then immediately drops it* WHY, why eridan? seriously why

[11:50] SS: wwoww ok, youre ju2t goiing twwo iimediiately 2tart judgiing me? thank2. that2 exactly wwhat ii expected twwo run iintwwo wwhen meetiing up wwiith, you knoww, the AMBA22ADOR OF MY RACE.

[11:51] SS: youre piitchiin a real no-hiitter here you knoww that riight?

[11:54] MT: See this? what's happening right now? the words coming from your mouth? this is why I ask the question, and no I'm not judging it's just...man I thought /I/ chose a sarcastic annoying asshole

[11:54] MT: but you, you chose like the goddamn captain of annoying people

[11:54] MT: AND SOLLUX the dude seems to hate sollux

[11:54] MT: so you chose a personality

[11:54] MT: that hates your other one

[11:54] MT: bro

[11:54] MT: this is coming from a sprite standpoint

[11:54] MT: that is fucking stupid

[11:56] SS: yeah, wwell fuck you an fuck your opiiniion of my choiice2.

[11:56] SS: are wwe fuckiin done here? becau2e iim pretty fuckiin done.

[11:59] MT: We are most certainly not done here! *he calms down and sighs* ok ok, here I'mm calm down and treat this professionally, alrighty? can we both agree to be calm for the duration of this conversation?

[12:02] SS: ii wwa2 nevver anythiin BUT calm. youre the one gettiin on my ca2e for a PER2ONAL goddamn decii2iion.

[12:02] SS: excu2e me for beiin a LIITTLE up2et.

[12:02] MT: Bro you pretty much started our convo out by insulting me, but that's ok that's ok here like I said

[12:02] MT: both of us

[12:02] MT: calm

[12:03] MT: cause I have some serious shit I need to go over.

[12:04] SS: do tell, oh great and powwerful ambA22ador.

[12:05] MT: Ok thank you, first of just be careful ok? seriously conflicted personalities are bad, they're pretty much a surefire way to harm or even kill one,

[12:05] MT: like seriously

[12:05] MT: shit is dangerous

[12:05] MT: so just try keeping a wrap on that

[12:19] SS: wwell ii wwa2 doiin ju2t fuckiin fiine untiil you 2tarted biitchiin at me.

[12:20] MT: yeah you're doing fine today, also ignoring that and moving on, you met fefeta, did she tell you about legs?

[12:20] SS: *Grumble, grumble.* yeah 2he told me not liike ii diidnt already fuckiin knoww. 2eriiou2ly, wwhat do you driip2 take me for?

[12:22] MT: Bro, seriously, I'm trying to help. neither of us knew until I just made these suckers appear, I can try helping if you don't have it down, I helped her with hers too.

[12:22] MT: also

[12:22] MT: are you registered?

[12:23] SS: wwhat? no of cour2e iim not.

[12:23] SS: that2 exactly wwhat that fuckiin a22hole wwant2 me twwo do.

[12:23] SS: 2o iim not doiin iit.

[12:25] MT: Ok got it, I'll get you registered with aranea next time I get ahold of her *he checks something on the clipboard* since you're not registered I take it you don't have an official block, just a empty one you've been calling your own?

[12:25] SS: wwhat2 iit twwo you. and no, dont fuckiin do that. iim tryiin twwo be a rebel here.

[12:27] MT: You being a rebel is going to get you thrown off the fucking ship while we're going god damn lightspeed, and I'll take your answer as a no, so if you just give me the block number I'll have it set as your room with aranea while I register you.

[12:27] MT: also

[12:27] MT: as for the damn rebeling thing?

[12:27] MT: enjoy that

[12:27] MT: I did the same exact thing

[12:27] MT: my fucking legal name

[12:27] MT: is better dave

[12:28] MT: I'm trying to make sure you don't do stupid shit while you're just getting use to your personalities

[12:29] SS: oh my god, youre 2uch a fuckiing tool. better davve? really?

[12:29] SS: niice goiing, a22hole.

[12:30] SS: hate twwo break iit twwo you, but iim not a2 much of a 2orry 2ap a2 you, an iim not gonna make the 2ame 2tupiid mii2take2.

[12:31] MT: *he sighs* You are literally squating in a empty fucking room, trying to "rebel" against the captain, who might I add YOU became....

[12:31] MT: you can try saying you aren't doing stupid shit

[12:31] MT: all

[12:31] MT: you

[12:31] MT: want

[12:31] MT: But you are fucking wrong, and I'm trying to help

[12:32] SS: fiine. wwhatevver. do wwhat you wwant.

[12:32] SS: ii wwiill nevver forgiive you for your tran2gre22iion2.

[12:33] SS: but go ahead an make em.

[12:34] MT: bromygod, seriously man, trying to help. cause it was hell for me and fefeta trying to get all this shit done, I've literally spent weeks just fucking figuring shit out about sprites that we didn't know so we can help other sprites out.

[12:53] MT: so if you really REALLY feel like you wanna "rebel" and get thrown out the airlock and go back to aimlessly drifting

[12:53] MT: completely alone in space?

[12:53] MT: Then who the hell am I to stop you

[12:54] SS: all riight. youvve convviinced me. iill fuckiin regii2ter. wwhatevver.

[12:54] SS: iit2 not liike ii care anywway.

[12:54] SS: the only rea2on ii evven WWANT twwo 2tay i2

[12:54] SS: per2onal.

[12:54] SS: and none of your bu2ine22.

[12:55] SS: let2 get thii2 ovver wwiith.

[12:56] MT: Ok you don't even have to tell me why your here alright? and ok I'll register you...sorry for yelling just man you seem like you're against EVERYTHING like holy hell bro.

[12:56] SS: 2o wwhat iif ii am agaiin2t evverythiing?

[12:57] SS: are you gonna 2top me from hatiing liiterally evvery po22iible thiing ii can get my piitch mack on at?

[12:57] SS: ii diidnt thiink 2o.

[12:59] MT: No it's just....I dunno why do that? I mean I am literally just trying to help you, what in the fuck is the point of just constantly contradicting everything helpful?

[01:02] SS: ...

[01:02] SS: there ii2nt one ii gue22.

[01:03] SS: but iim goiing twwo do iit anywway, becau2e you pii22 me off.

[01:05] MT: Ok man, all I'm saying is since we met you pretty much started out the conversation by insulting me, then got pissy when I treated you the same way back. anywho lets keep going. are there any questions about sprites that you have? I know me and fefeta...really didn't know anything when we popped into our forms

[01:09] SS: wwhat am ii 2uppo2ed twwo knoww that you a22ume ii dont?

[01:09] MT: Ok that's a surprisingly good question, alrighty, well what I've discovered

[01:09] MT: we can pretty much morph around into a bunch of shit, clothes, hair, height

[01:09] MT: all that shit

[01:10] MT: but it kinda uses up energy

[01:10] MT: and energy, you gotta save that shit

[01:10] MT: requires visiting a star if you get too low, but you know that part

[01:10] MT: but since we're in the middle of traveling light speed there isn't much time for stops

[01:10] MT: so pretty much try to save as much as you can

[01:10] MT: nothing that requires too much, go to sleep, or shut off mode or whatevs you wanna call it

[01:10] MT: basically

[01:11] MT: don't do anything that requires too much shit, and act like a normal person

[01:11] MT: yay

[01:12] SS: wwoww.

[01:13] SS: con2iider me enliightened.

[01:13] MT: bro I'm just trying to make sure you don't fucking run out of energy and..I dunno die? frankly I don't know what happens if we run out.

[01:13] SS: ii wwa2nt planniing on iit, thank2.

[01:13] MT: Ok good, other things you should know

[01:14] MT: the next 2 or so...wait

[01:14] MT: when did you change?

[01:14] MT: like when'd you take those dudes form?

[01:15] SS: ii dont knoww.

[01:15] SS: a wweek ago? le22?

[01:15] SS: maybe more liike twwo day2.

[01:15] MT: Ok pretty much how long I did before I popped on out and was like "sup yo" alright

[01:16] MT: well

[01:16] MT: next 2 weeks or so

[01:16] MT: are gonna be a bit hectic

[01:16] SS: howw do you fiigure, oh wwii2e amba22ador?

[01:16] MT: your personalities are new and I guess fighting for controll? you'll feel ways and you won't be sure their yours or not, this is because your PERSONAL personality is developing and coming into play.

[01:16] MT: basically

[01:16] MT: all will seem

[01:16] MT: awesome

[01:17] MT: go around, be a smartass to people

[01:17] MT: have fun

[01:17] MT:because soon shits gonna get weird and hectic

[01:18] SS: ok. thank2 for the wwarniing ii gue22?

[01:19] SS: actually ii do havve one que2tiion. totally 2eriiou2, not evven fuckiin wwiith you.

[01:19] SS: can 2priite2 vvomiit?

[01:19] MT: huh.

[01:19] MT: you know what that's...an interesting question

[01:20] MT: I have discovered they sweat, spit, and ...other things....but havent really had a reason to throw up

[01:20] MT: like we can taste things

[01:20] MT: and swallow

[01:20] MT: but I don't know where it goes

[01:20] MT: I always assumed it just kinda...burned up?

[01:20] SS: you 2hould te2t iit.

[01:20] SS: and get back twwo me.

[01:21] SS: *He snickers.*

[01:24] MT: yeah I'll be sure to do that haha...also, I got other sprite info...I know me and fefeta wondered about it, for a while....but it is a bit uhh..more of an embarrassing subject

[01:24] SS: uh.

[01:24] SS: ok?

[01:25] MT: I guess I'm just making sure it's ok before blurting it out, we just got over the whole being assholes to each other thing

[01:25] MT: don't wanna mess it up

[01:26] SS: riight. of cour2e. our relatiion2hiip ii2 2o fragiile riight noww.

[01:26] SS: lay iit on me, amba22ador. true lovve wwiill prevvaiil, iim 2ure.

[01:26] MT: Good, if you magically fall into a coma I'll be sure to kiss you awake yo

[01:27] MT: anywho

[01:27] MT: short and simple

[01:27] MT: when you get legs.....yes....yes "it" also works

[01:28] SS: wwhat do you mean by "iit", exactly?

[01:51] MT: the thing that usually comes hand in hand with having a lower section, shit I'll be fucking clear here, genitals

[01:51] MT: they work

[01:51] MT: and sex is a thing that can happen

[01:51] SS: wwoww. ii regret a2kiing. that ii2 an iimage ii diid not need etched iintwwo my retiina2. not noww. not evver.

[01:53] MT: Bro I'm just telling you cause fefeta and I were curious as hell about it, hell once she figured out I knew.,..which was approx. like 2 hours ago, she wouldn;t stop asking questions about that shit

[01:54] SS: ooookay.

[01:54] SS: thii2 conver2atiion ii2 offiiciially ovver.

[01:55] MT: Ok ok yes, I am not objecting to ending that awkward train of bullshit

[01:56] SS: ii2 there anythiing el2e, or are you ju2t torturiing me at thii2 poiint?

[01:56] MT: Bro I can promise it's as awkward to me, I'm just trying to help you get inform and make this transition into complete shittiness easiest I can for you

[01:56] MT: but yes

[01:56] MT: there is a little more

[01:56] MT: what do you enjoy doing?

[01:57] MT: like what department do you think you'd like? cause I can see about getting you a job

[01:57] MT: or atleast some training for a job

[01:58] SS: youre a2kiin the guy wwho vvery clearly hate2 evvery 2iingle thiing wwhat he liike2.

[01:59] SS: but iif ii had twwo piick 2omethiin, iid 2ay computer2 or mu2iic. *He gives a noncommittal shrug. He commits to nothing.*

[01:59] MT: Yes, yes I am, am I a complete fuckign moron for thinking I'd get a straight answer?

[01:59] MT: yes I am

[01:59] MT: but thank you for giving me one anyway

[02:00] MT: I will see what I can do, also music ehh?

[02:00] SS: youre a real twwat. ii hope you realiize thii2 fatal character flaww.

[02:00] SS: ye2, mu2iic.

[02:00] MT: I am so many things, and twat is probably one of them, but I think I'm sticking to Orange feathery asshole for now

[02:00] MT: and awesome

[02:00] SS: ii only 2aiid iit becau2e iim thiinkiin about iit riight noww. ii liiterally ju2t had a convver2atiion about iit.

[02:01] MT: well do you ever get down and dirty with some sweet as raps yo?

[02:01] SS: cant 2ay ii havve. and evven iif ii diid, iim pretty 2ure ii wwouldnt diivvulge that iinformatiion twwo you. iit2 priivviileged. need-to-knoww ba2ii2.

[02:03] MT: Really? oh come on...man why you gotta be a dick to me?? I'm trying to relate bro

[02:03] MT: god damn it why did fefeta get all the fun time?

[02:03] MT: and I get fucking insulted and sassed at constantly?

[02:03] MT: this is bullshit

[02:04] MT: on a grand scale of bullshit

[02:04] SS: ju2t wwhat the fuck are you tryiin twwo iimply about me an fefeta?

[02:04] SS: becau2e wwhatevver iit ii2 ii dont appreciiate iit.

[02:04] MT: ....that you're good friends and she said she had a great time hanging with you and it got me fucking excited???

[02:04] MT: what the fuck do you think I was implying

[02:04] SS: ...

[02:04] SS: nothiing.

[02:04] SS: nevvermiind.

[02:05] SS: 2o about tho2e 2iick fiire2 or wwhatevver.

[02:05] MT: yes

[02:05] MT: the fires

[02:05] MT: are sick

[02:05] MT: as a fucking plague

[02:06] SS: 2o 2iick iim gonna ho2piitaliize the2e biitche2.

[02:06] MT: Bro not even the most nerdy scientist could find a cure to the sickness we fucking drop in this shit

[02:06] MT: rhymes so good it's an epidemic

[02:07] SS: and not the tame 2hiit you 2ee iin 2appy zombiie fliick2.

[02:08] MT: hell naw ain't no brain eaters, cause all the brains already blown out just like the speakers when I lay down some nasty ass rhyms

[02:13] SS: riight. wwell. iit2 been real. iim ju2t gonna 2ee my2elf out. thii2 ii2 already wway wweiirder than ii wwanted iit twwo be. *He gets up from the seat, just kind of floating there for a minute as he adjusts his now-wrinked t-shirt. Thanks, Davesprite. Thanks for making him sit in a chair and ruin a PERFECTLY GOOD SHIRT.*

[02:14] MT: *you're welcome you sarcastic ass of a sprite* Alright yo I'll drop you a message when the registration is done, oh wait before you go! room number?

[02:15] SS: [Insert number here, but you can be damn sure there are a whole freakin' score of 2s in this number.]

[02:18] MT: [could have fucking seen that coming from a mile away] alright seeya man