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#Davesprite #But don't let anyone know #specially that erisol douche

-- migrantThespian [MT] began pestering saccadicSpecter [SS] at 23:05 --

[11:05] MT: Yo yo

[11:05] MT: is it true

[11:05] MT: you're a new sprite?

[11:07] SS: that 2eem2 twwo be the ca2e.

[11:08] SS: the real que2tiion here ii2 wwhy the fuck you care.

[11:08] SS: becau2e iif youre ju2t goiing twwo ream me out for iit, let2 2kiip the fliirtlarpiing and end thii2 noww.

[11:12] MT: Flirtlarping.....reaming?

[11:12] MT: what in the fuck are you babbling about

[11:12] MT: holy hell wait

[11:12] MT: wait

[11:12] MT: oh god who did you take form of?

[11:13] SS: wwhat the fuck kiinda que2tiion ii2 that?

[11:13] SS: lii2ten, iif the douchewwhii2tle of a captaiin 2ent you, iim not lookiin for a fiight riight now.

[11:14] MT: Holy fuck I should really start these with an intro

[11:14] MT: Names Davesprite yo

[11:14] MT: and the captain...well co caps name is eridan

[11:14] MT: and no he didn't send me

[11:14] MT: just heard there was another sprite

[11:14] MT: it's kinda my job to get ahold of them

[11:15] SS: oh, riight. iim 2uppo2ed twwo talk twwo you.

[11:16] MT: Yeah, now that we're all buddy buddy and sprite to sprite I'll ask again

[11:16] MT: who did you turn into

[11:16] SS: al2o, ii knoww hii2 name. ii already talked twwo hiim earliier iif that wa2nt obvviiou2. iit al2o ju2t 2o happen2 that my name ii2 erii2ol2priite.

[11:16] SS: fiigure iit out.

[11:16] SS: iit2 not that hard twwo gue22 apparently.

[11:17] MT: .....Please tell me the eri stands for....eri....eri.....

[11:17] MT: shit

[11:17] MT: I have nothing...

[11:17] MT: it's eridan is it...

[11:18] SS: ye2. youre a geniiu2. gold 2tar for you. you 2olved the my2tery.

[11:20] MT: I know you're new, and your personallities are all in your biz about being a complete massive douche

[11:20] MT: but I have to request

[11:20] MT: that you NOT be a massive douche

[11:20] MT: for like

[11:20] MT: a few minutes

[11:22] SS: ii wwiill giivve iit a 2oliid effort but no guarantee2.

[11:22] SS: wwhoop2, there ii go agaiin.

[11:22] SS: iit2 liike ii havve no off 2wwiitch.

[11:22] SS: youre ju2t goiin twwo havve twwo deal wwiith iit.

[11:22] MT: Do I ever fucking not have to?

[11:22] MT: holy shit

[11:22] MT: ok well

[11:22] MT: shit

[11:22] MT: can you come to my office?

[11:24] SS: ii thiink youre the fiir2t giirl iivve talked twwo twwoday wwho ha2nt iinvviited me iintwo her room. another gold 2tar for you for not makiin 2hiit wweird.

[11:28] MT: I'm most certainly not a god damn girl, fucking demerit to you for making it awkward

[11:28] MT: wait

[11:28] MT: who have you talked to so far?

[11:29] SS: liike, three people. you 2eem twwo be off your game.

[11:29] SS: fefeta, eriidan, aradiia.

[11:30] SS: iivve already been around the fuckiin block an here you are, FIINALLY me22agiin me.

[11:30] MT: Bro I was....uhhh busy with something, but nevermind that

[11:30] MT: come down to my office

[11:30] MT: I can send you a fucking map if you need it

[11:32] SS: excu2e you.

[11:32] SS: ju2t wwhat do you take me for.

[11:32] SS: 2iimple diirectiion2 wwiill be ju2t fiine, thank2.

[11:33] MT: Nope

[11:33] MT: sorry

[11:33] MT: you sassed

[11:33] MT: now you gotta follow a shitty map

[11:33] -- migrantThespian [MT] sent file "orange assholes office" --

[11:33] SS: ii dont wwant your 2hiitty map. iim not evven goiin twwo look at it.

[11:33] SS: iin fact noww iim not 2ure ii evven wwant to leavve my block.

[11:33] SS: thii2 ii2 wwhat you have wwrought.

[11:35] MT: Bro this isn't on the table anymore

[11:35] MT: get your ass over here

[11:35] MT: I'll be waiting

[11:35] MT: caw caw mutherfucking out yo

-- migrantThespian [MT] ceased pestering saccadicSpecter [SS] at 23:35 --

[11:39] SS: *With an exaggerated groan, Erisol looks at the stupid shitty map that doesn't even paint a clear picture of how to get to where he's going. It takes him quite a while to figure it out, somewhere in the range of 15 or 20 minutes, but he does, and soon finds himself standing outside of Davesprite's office. If a knock on a door could sound annoyed, this one sure as hell does.*

[11:42] MT: *doesn't even open the door he just walks up behind him and unlocks it from the outside, he wasn't even in his office, like an ASSHOLE, also he had legs as well*

[11:44] SS: *Well, fucking Erisol didn't have legs, because for all his practicing after talking with Fefeta, he couldn't figure it out. He BLATANTLY IGNORES Davesprite's OBVIOUS leg taunt, crossing his arms.* wwoww, fiir2t you me22age me about twwo hundred year2 late, and noww youre not evven iin your offiice? 2ome amba22ador.

[11:45] MT: Bro like I said I was busy with something somwhere else. calm your shit and come in *he opens the door and flips the light in the office on, pulling a chair up for erisol*

[11:45] MT: *he doesn't even think about that fact of him not needing it, he'd kinda gotten use to the leg thing*

[11:47] SS: *It's okay. Laugh it up, Davesprite. Erisol will defy your mocking ways and just fucking sit in the chair anyway, leaving his tail hanging off the edge. What now, douchebird?* riight, twwo bu2y twwo do your goddamn job. dont wworry, buddy, ii get iit.

[11:49] MT: Ok first order of business.. *he pulls out a clipboard then immediately drops it* WHY, why eridan? seriously why

[11:50] SS: wwoww ok, youre ju2t goiing twwo iimediiately 2tart judgiing me? thank2. that2 exactly wwhat ii expected twwo run iintwwo wwhen meetiing up wwiith, you knoww, the AMBA22ADOR OF MY RACE.

[11:51] SS: youre piitchiin a real no-hiitter here you knoww that riight?

[11:54] MT: See this? what's happening right now? the words coming from your mouth? this is why I ask the question, and no I'm not judging it's just...man I thought /I/ chose a sarcastic annoying asshole

[11:54] MT: but you, you chose like the goddamn captain of annoying people

[11:54] MT: AND SOLLUX the dude seems to hate sollux

[11:54] MT: so you chose a personality

[11:54] MT: that hates your other one

[11:54] MT: bro

[11:54] MT: this is coming from a sprite standpoint

[11:54] MT: that is fucking stupid

[11:56] SS: yeah, wwell fuck you an fuck your opiiniion of my choiice2.

[11:56] SS: are wwe fuckiin done here? becau2e iim pretty fuckiin done.

[11:59] MT: We are most certainly not done here! *he calms down and sighs* ok ok, here I'mm calm down and treat this professionally, alrighty? can we both agree to be calm for the duration of this conversation?

[12:02] SS: ii wwa2 nevver anythiin BUT calm. youre the one gettiin on my ca2e for a PER2ONAL goddamn decii2iion.

[12:02] SS: excu2e me for beiin a LIITTLE up2et.

[12:02] MT: Bro you pretty much started our convo out by insulting me, but that's ok that's ok here like I said

[12:02] MT: both of us

[12:02] MT: calm

[12:03] MT: cause I have some serious shit I need to go over.

[12:04] SS: do tell, oh great and powwerful ambA22ador.

[12:05] MT: Ok thank you, first of just be careful ok? seriously conflicted personalities are bad, they're pretty much a surefire way to harm or even kill one,

[12:05] MT: like seriously

[12:05] MT: shit is dangerous

[12:05] MT: so just try keeping a wrap on that

[12:19] SS: wwell ii wwa2 doiin ju2t fuckiin fiine untiil you 2tarted biitchiin at me.

[12:20] MT: yeah you're doing fine today, also ignoring that and moving on, you met fefeta, did she tell you about legs?

[12:20] SS: *Grumble, grumble.* yeah 2he told me not liike ii diidnt already fuckiin knoww. 2eriiou2ly, wwhat do you driip2 take me for?

[12:22] MT: Bro, seriously, I'm trying to help. neither of us knew until I just made these suckers appear, I can try helping if you don't have it down, I helped her with hers too.

[12:22] MT: also

[12:22] MT: are you registered?

[12:23] SS: wwhat? no of cour2e iim not.

[12:23] SS: that2 exactly wwhat that fuckiin a22hole wwant2 me twwo do.

[12:23] SS: 2o iim not doiin iit.

[12:25] MT: Ok got it, I'll get you registered with aranea next time I get ahold of her *he checks something on the clipboard* since you're not registered I take it you don't have an official block, just a empty one you've been calling your own?

[12:25] SS: wwhat2 iit twwo you. and no, dont fuckiin do that. iim tryiin twwo be a rebel here.

[12:27] MT: You being a rebel is going to get you thrown off the fucking ship while we're going god damn lightspeed, and I'll take your answer as a no, so if you just give me the block number I'll have it set as your room with aranea while I register you.

[12:27] MT: also

[12:27] MT: as for the damn rebeling thing?

[12:27] MT: enjoy that

[12:27] MT: I did the same exact thing

[12:27] MT: my fucking legal name

[12:27] MT: is better dave

[12:28] MT: I'm trying to make sure you don't do stupid shit while you're just getting use to your personalities

[12:29] SS: oh my god, youre 2uch a fuckiing tool. better davve? really?

[12:29] SS: niice goiing, a22hole.

[12:30] SS: hate twwo break iit twwo you, but iim not a2 much of a 2orry 2ap a2 you, an iim not gonna make the 2ame 2tupiid mii2take2.

[12:31] MT: *he sighs* You are literally squating in a empty fucking room, trying to "rebel" against the captain, who might I add YOU became....

[12:31] MT: you can try saying you aren't doing stupid shit

[12:31] MT: all

[12:31] MT: you

[12:31] MT: want

[12:31] MT: But you are fucking wrong, and I'm trying to help

[12:32] SS: fiine. wwhatevver. do wwhat you wwant.

[12:32] SS: ii wwiill nevver forgiive you for your tran2gre22iion2.

[12:33] SS: but go ahead an make em.

[12:34] MT: bromygod, seriously man, trying to help. cause it was hell for me and fefeta trying to get all this shit done, I've literally spent weeks just fucking figuring shit out about sprites that we didn't know so we can help other sprites out.

[12:53] MT: so if you really REALLY feel like you wanna "rebel" and get thrown out the airlock and go back to aimlessly drifting

[12:53] MT: completely alone in space?

[12:53] MT: Then who the hell am I to stop you

[12:54] SS: all riight. youvve convviinced me. iill fuckiin regii2ter. wwhatevver.

[12:54] SS: iit2 not liike ii care anywway.

[12:54] SS: the only rea2on ii evven WWANT twwo 2tay i2

[12:54] SS: per2onal.

[12:54] SS: and none of your bu2ine22.

[12:55] SS: let2 get thii2 ovver wwiith.

[12:56] MT: Ok you don't even have to tell me why your here alright? and ok I'll register you...sorry for yelling just man you seem like you're against EVERYTHING like holy hell bro.

[12:56] SS: 2o wwhat iif ii am agaiin2t evverythiing?

[12:57] SS: are you gonna 2top me from hatiing liiterally evvery po22iible thiing ii can get my piitch mack on at?

[12:57] SS: ii diidnt thiink 2o.

[12:59] MT: No it's just....I dunno why do that? I mean I am literally just trying to help you, what in the fuck is the point of just constantly contradicting everything helpful?

[01:02] SS: ...

[01:02] SS: there ii2nt one ii gue22.

[01:03] SS: but iim goiing twwo do iit anywway, becau2e you pii22 me off.

[01:05] MT: Ok man, all I'm saying is since we met you pretty much started out the conversation by insulting me, then got pissy when I treated you the same way back. anywho lets keep going. are there any questions about sprites that you have? I know me and fefeta...really didn't know anything when we popped into our forms

[01:09] SS: wwhat am ii 2uppo2ed twwo knoww that you a22ume ii dont?

[01:09] MT: Ok that's a surprisingly good question, alrighty, well what I've discovered

[01:09] MT: we can pretty much morph around into a bunch of shit, clothes, hair, height

[01:09] MT: all that shit

[01:10] MT: but it kinda uses up energy

[01:10] MT: and energy, you gotta save that shit

[01:10] MT: requires visiting a star if you get too low, but you know that part

[01:10] MT: but since we're in the middle of traveling light speed there isn't much time for stops

[01:10] MT: so pretty much try to save as much as you can

[01:10] MT: nothing that requires too much, go to sleep, or shut off mode or whatevs you wanna call it

[01:10] MT: basically

[01:11] MT: don't do anything that requires too much shit, and act like a normal person

[01:11] MT: yay

[01:12] SS: wwoww.

[01:13] SS: con2iider me enliightened.

[01:13] MT: bro I'm just trying to make sure you don't fucking run out of energy and..I dunno die? frankly I don't know what happens if we run out.

[01:13] SS: ii wwa2nt planniing on iit, thank2.

[01:13] MT: Ok good, other things you should know

[01:14] MT: the next 2 or so...wait

[01:14] MT: when did you change?

[01:14] MT: like when'd you take those dudes form?

[01:15] SS: ii dont knoww.

[01:15] SS: a wweek ago? le22?

[01:15] SS: maybe more liike twwo day2.

[01:15] MT: Ok pretty much how long I did before I popped on out and was like "sup yo" alright

[01:16] MT: well

[01:16] MT: next 2 weeks or so

[01:16] MT: are gonna be a bit hectic

[01:16] SS: howw do you fiigure, oh wwii2e amba22ador?

[01:16] MT: your personalities are new and I guess fighting for controll? you'll feel ways and you won't be sure their yours or not, this is because your PERSONAL personality is developing and coming into play.

[01:16] MT: basically

[01:16] MT: all will seem

[01:16] MT: awesome

[01:17] MT: go around, be a smartass to people

[01:17] MT: have fun

[01:17] MT:because soon shits gonna get weird and hectic

[01:18] SS: ok. thank2 for the wwarniing ii gue22?

[01:19] SS: actually ii do havve one que2tiion. totally 2eriiou2, not evven fuckiin wwiith you.

[01:19] SS: can 2priite2 vvomiit?

[01:19] MT: huh.

[01:19] MT: you know what that's...an interesting question

[01:20] MT: I have discovered they sweat, spit, and ...other things....but havent really had a reason to throw up

[01:20] MT: like we can taste things

[01:20] MT: and swallow

[01:20] MT: but I don't know where it goes

[01:20] MT: I always assumed it just kinda...burned up?

[01:20] SS: you 2hould te2t iit.

[01:20] SS: and get back twwo me.

[01:21] SS: *He snickers.*

[01:24] MT: yeah I'll be sure to do that haha...also, I got other sprite info...I know me and fefeta wondered about it, for a while....but it is a bit uhh..more of an embarrassing subject

[01:24] SS: uh.

[01:24] SS: ok?

[01:25] MT: I guess I'm just making sure it's ok before blurting it out, we just got over the whole being assholes to each other thing

[01:25] MT: don't wanna mess it up

[01:26] SS: riight. of cour2e. our relatiion2hiip ii2 2o fragiile riight noww.

[01:26] SS: lay iit on me, amba22ador. true lovve wwiill prevvaiil, iim 2ure.

[01:26] MT: Good, if you magically fall into a coma I'll be sure to kiss you awake yo

[01:27] MT: anywho

[01:27] MT: short and simple

[01:27] MT: when you get legs.....yes....yes "it" also works

[01:28] SS: wwhat do you mean by "iit", exactly?

[01:51] MT: the thing that usually comes hand in hand with having a lower section, shit I'll be fucking clear here, genitals

[01:51] MT: they work

[01:51] MT: and sex is a thing that can happen

[01:51] SS: wwoww. ii regret a2kiing. that ii2 an iimage ii diid not need etched iintwwo my retiina2. not noww. not evver.

[01:53] MT: Bro I'm just telling you cause fefeta and I were curious as hell about it, hell once she figured out I knew.,..which was approx. like 2 hours ago, she wouldn;t stop asking questions about that shit

[01:54] SS: ooookay.

[01:54] SS: thii2 conver2atiion ii2 offiiciially ovver.

[01:55] MT: Ok ok yes, I am not objecting to ending that awkward train of bullshit

[01:56] SS: ii2 there anythiing el2e, or are you ju2t torturiing me at thii2 poiint?

[01:56] MT: Bro I can promise it's as awkward to me, I'm just trying to help you get inform and make this transition into complete shittiness easiest I can for you

[01:56] MT: but yes

[01:56] MT: there is a little more

[01:56] MT: what do you enjoy doing?

[01:57] MT: like what department do you think you'd like? cause I can see about getting you a job

[01:57] MT: or atleast some training for a job

[01:58] SS: youre a2kiin the guy wwho vvery clearly hate2 evvery 2iingle thiing wwhat he liike2.

[01:59] SS: but iif ii had twwo piick 2omethiin, iid 2ay computer2 or mu2iic. *He gives a noncommittal shrug. He commits to nothing.*

[01:59] MT: Yes, yes I am, am I a complete fuckign moron for thinking I'd get a straight answer?

[01:59] MT: yes I am

[01:59] MT: but thank you for giving me one anyway

[02:00] MT: I will see what I can do, also music ehh?

[02:00] SS: youre a real twwat. ii hope you realiize thii2 fatal character flaww.

[02:00] SS: ye2, mu2iic.

[02:00] MT: I am so many things, and twat is probably one of them, but I think I'm sticking to Orange feathery asshole for now

[02:00] MT: and awesome

[02:00] SS: ii only 2aiid iit becau2e iim thiinkiin about iit riight noww. ii liiterally ju2t had a convver2atiion about iit.

[02:01] MT: well do you ever get down and dirty with some sweet as raps yo?

[02:01] SS: cant 2ay ii havve. and evven iif ii diid, iim pretty 2ure ii wwouldnt diivvulge that iinformatiion twwo you. iit2 priivviileged. need-to-knoww ba2ii2.

[02:03] MT: Really? oh come on...man why you gotta be a dick to me?? I'm trying to relate bro

[02:03] MT: god damn it why did fefeta get all the fun time?

[02:03] MT: and I get fucking insulted and sassed at constantly?

[02:03] MT: this is bullshit

[02:04] MT: on a grand scale of bullshit

[02:04] SS: ju2t wwhat the fuck are you tryiin twwo iimply about me an fefeta?

[02:04] SS: becau2e wwhatevver iit ii2 ii dont appreciiate iit.

[02:04] MT: ....that you're good friends and she said she had a great time hanging with you and it got me fucking excited???

[02:04] MT: what the fuck do you think I was implying

[02:04] SS: ...

[02:04] SS: nothiing.

[02:04] SS: nevvermiind.

[02:05] SS: 2o about tho2e 2iick fiire2 or wwhatevver.

[02:05] MT: yes

[02:05] MT: the fires

[02:05] MT: are sick

[02:05] MT: as a fucking plague

[02:06] SS: 2o 2iick iim gonna ho2piitaliize the2e biitche2.

[02:06] MT: Bro not even the most nerdy scientist could find a cure to the sickness we fucking drop in this shit

[02:06] MT: rhymes so good it's an epidemic

[02:07] SS: and not the tame 2hiit you 2ee iin 2appy zombiie fliick2.

[02:08] MT: hell naw ain't no brain eaters, cause all the brains already blown out just like the speakers when I lay down some nasty ass rhyms

[02:13] SS: riight. wwell. iit2 been real. iim ju2t gonna 2ee my2elf out. thii2 ii2 already wway wweiirder than ii wwanted iit twwo be. *He gets up from the seat, just kind of floating there for a minute as he adjusts his now-wrinked t-shirt. Thanks, Davesprite. Thanks for making him sit in a chair and ruin a PERFECTLY GOOD SHIRT.*

[02:14] MT: *you're welcome you sarcastic ass of a sprite* Alright yo I'll drop you a message when the registration is done, oh wait before you go! room number?

[02:15] SS: [Insert number here, but you can be damn sure there are a whole freakin' score of 2s in this number.]

[02:18] MT: [could have fucking seen that coming from a mile away] alright seeya man

#saccadicSpecter #tumutlog #in which DSlite gets some sprite ambassador shit down with a fucking annoying tool

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— migrantThespian [MT] began pestering purrinceFish [PF] at 22:40 —

#purrincefish #tumutlog #in which Fefeta asks DSlite some very awkward questions about sprites and sex

-- migrantThespian [MT] began pestering aesopianAlgedonic [AA] at 15:56 -

[03:56] MT: hey uhhhh I think I accidentally took...a shirt of yours

[03:56] MT: and I imagine you probs want that back

[03:57] AA: DID HE? VERY OLD TRICK THIS.

[03:57] AA: HOWEVER, IT WORKS. WOULD WANT SHIRT BACK.

[03:57] AA: NOT THAT WOULD STAY ON VERY LONG IF HE COMES.

[03:58] MT: What? trick??? you're the one that put it on me, don't you make any wild assumptions at me yo

[03:58] MT: I kinda left a bit disoriented so forgive me to forgetting to take it off.

[03:58] AA: DID NOT SAY WAS HIS TRICK.

[03:59] AA: IN ANY CASE. AM NOT ANGRY OVER THIS. JUST BRING IT BACK.

[04:00] MT: alright...sorry about that misunderstanding...anywho yeah I'll head on over *he does this returning to the room he'd been at before, he almost looked around a bit nervously as if everyone in this block knew what he did...which considering the caws..they probably do, still he knocks*

[04:06] AA: *What a dork. Damara rolls her eyes as the conversation ends, and shoves the communication device off to the side. She looks hells of a lot better today, all cleaned up and wearing actual clothing instead of just jammies. She puts her hair back up in a bun as she wanders over to the door, opening it. She smirks at Davesprite in greeting.* HELLO.

[04:10] MT: Heya there damara, uhh here *he hands her the shirt, it...was a bit stretched out from being on someone it was probs not a good fit to, aka this feathery asshole* how ya doing, you look very nice today *he says as he gives it, she'd looked a lot more joyful then she had yesterday, she had been one sad sack...well for the first half of the conversation anyway*

[04:13] AA: *Smirking intensifies.* THANK YOU. DOES NOT LOOK BAD, HIMSELF. *She takes the sweater from him, eyeing it before folding it over her arm. She raises one eyebrow when she looks back to him.* WOULD HE LIKE TO COME INSIDE?

[04:13] AA: I AM DOING WELL, THANK YOU.

[04:16] MT: *he nods* yeah sure thank you and I'm glad *he looks a bit bruised up, can sprites bruis? ehh there's probs some sprite explaination to this totes*

[04:22] AA: *She steps to the side so that he can come on in. Her block is severely lacking in personal items. There are a few books and movies in a shelf, the lusus plushie is on her nightstand, she has a pile of yarn and sweaters off in one corner, and there is a trunk by her sleeping platform. There are a few chairs and a coffee table as well. BUT HE ALREADY KNEW THIS. She keeps that eyebrow raised.* DOES

[04:22] AA: HOWEVER LOOK INJURED? HAVE BEEN IN FIGHT? *Headtilt and more smirking.* HOWEVER ROUGHED UP LOOK IS GOOD LOOK ON HIM.

[04:24] MT: Hahaha...thanks and yeah but it was organized, signed up for the ships sparing matches...got matched up against this biiiiiig blue blood dude named darkleer. and...uhh hah yeah thanks

[04:30] AA: *She closes the door behind him and moves on in after him. She listens attentively, head tilted still.* HE IS WELCOME. ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDING VERY SCARY. HOW DID BATTLE GO? HOPING HE WON. *She puts that shirt on her bed and sits on down on it, patting the spot next to her.*

[04:30] AA: *Cometh hither, Birby.*

[04:31] MT: *he sits with her* uhh yeah VERY surprisingly I did win! though the dude got a few big ones in on me before I did haha

[04:35] AA: *Scoooooots on real close to him, putting a hand to her cheek as she gasps.* HE DID? OF COURSE HE DID. COMES AS NO SURPRISE HE WON. DID LEARN HOW TO CONTROL BONER, AFTER ALL. *She smirks at that, although she is kind of worried. He managed to take down a big blueblood? Might be difficult to deal with him in the future, then. She moves in to start playing with his hair.* TELL MORE? VERY... EXCITING

[04:35] AA: TO HEAR ABOUT. *Wiiiinkwonk.*

[04:38] MT: *he was staring straight forward, wow was he an awkward birb, he'll get use to interactions eventually, for now he'll do it by babbling about his fight* uhhh...well he hit me and was really big so I just kept staying faster then him, eventually he got mad and slammed his fist down, that brough his face close enough for me to uppercut it...*he gives a play by play, making it very obvious he was ner

[04:38] MT: vous and shy birb. Mr.cool has fallen again*

[04:43] AA: *It was always amusing to see someone become a babbling mess, especially if it is against their usual persona. It was kind of cute, honestly. She stays close to him, still playing with his hair as he speaks. Attentive and wide eyed, she lets out another small gasp.* SOUND VERY DRAMATIC. VERY SAD DID NOT GET TO SEE THIS. MUST TELL WHEN HAPPENS NEXT. HOWEVER. CAN STAY BEHIND AND WAIT FOR HIM, ALSO.

[04:43] AA: TEND WOUNDED HERO WOUNDS, NO? *She smirks, then sits up some to kiss his cheek.* POOR THING. BUT OTHER GUY IS MORE POOR.

[04:45] MT: I suppose so haha... *he kinda gives a small smile* dude was...kinda weird haha to be honest. and..yeah.. ahahaha *he was embarrassed but still kinda admitted* that does sound a bit nice, the whole tending wounds thing..*even though peeps cant really tend your wouynds you collosal bird dork* also..I got for a secnond match up soon I think

[04:50] AA: WEIRD? HOW SO? *Headtilt as she shuffles on the bed, going to sit in his lap, straddling him as she looks up at his face.* THOUGHT HE WOULD LIKE SOUND OF THIS, YES. *She snickers, then puts on her best worried face. Which is pretty good, actually.* HE DOES? MUST BE CAREFUL. KNOW HE IS STRONG, BUT DO NOT DO ANYTHING FOOLISH. BUT. PLEASE INFORM WHEN THIS MATCH WILL HAPPEN. WILL COME TO SEE FIGHT. CH

[04:50] AA: EER HIM ON. *Winks and pokes his nose.*

[04:54] MT: *he nods* weird as in h-... *he pauses when she sits on his lap and clears his throat* weird as in...dude like wanted me to hurt him more? just way he talked all sorts of awkwardness yo. and yeah...think it might be tonight...I'll...be sure to message you haha and oh *he is turning a bit brighter orange, cause that's p much what sprites do when they're all embarrassed and shit* yeah I won't do any

[04:54] MT: thing too dangerous...it's all safe and monitored haha

[05:00] AA: *That worried face just turns into a devious one, smirking once more.* WANT TO HURT? THIS IS NOT NEW CONCEPT. HOWEVER VERY DIRTY OF HIM TO ASK OF THIS IN MIDDLE OF COMBAT. THIS CONCEPT IS ANOTHER COULD TEACH TO YOU. *She rests her arms on his shoulders now. Look at that orange face. Incredible.* PLEASE MESSAGE. WILL DO MY BEST TO COME. OR WAIT WITH BATED BREATHS. WE WILL SEE.

[05:00] AA: WILL HE PROMISE THIS? TO NOT DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS?

[05:03] MT: Uhhh yeah of course...I don't really see what I'd do that would be too dangerous hahaha *he laughs a bit* like the ship is in motion and we're off lauctis so I can't go visit that temple with the poison water or nothing, even then it didn't do much, and I def don't plan on fighting bid dude aga- *yupp he was babbling. chirp chirp chirp * I'll keep my bird self safe, caw caw yo/

[05:06] AA: DOES NOT KNOW. HEROES DO MANY RECKLESS AND DANGEROUS ACTS, NO? SO AM GLAD HE PROMISES THIS. *She muses.* VERY GOOD. THIS BIRD VERY OBEDIENT, IS HE NOT? *Snickers as he caws.* CAWING AGAIN? NOT AS LOUD THIS TIME. *She says almost sadly, then leans up to kiss along his jawline.* CAN FIX THIS.

[05:10] MT: I *wow this dude is like so bad at this, naw sudden burst of confidence you can do this man* I can..umm I can caw as loud as you need me to..umm..*ohmygod, instead of sounding confident it just sounds very corny and a bit crackly since he's still embarrassed, why did you even open your stupid bird mouth*

[05:15] AA: *That was so corny, holy shit. Damara was struggling not to laugh, but she managed to keep it in.* HE CAN? DOES WONDER... *She murmurs, taking his hands in her own to place them on her hips. After that she moves her arms back up to rest on his shoulders again, smirking at him.* HOW LOUD CAN HE GET? *She moves back in to kiss at his neck, just above where that feathermane starts. Not so hot to get

[05:15] AA: a mouth full of feathers. Aaaand she is grinding on him. Things are probably going to get a lot more orange around here.*

[05:18] MT: *Orange and hot as the damn son yo, you can feel his hands awkwardly afraid to really move, but eventually he gives a slightly tighter grip, you can do it DSlite, you can not be awkward and be in control, you can-....neck kisses oh my, feathers are so ruffled, come on DSlite you can do it, make a move. he does make a move, this move is a not so fast lean in and kiss back at her*

[05:18] MT: *you did it DSlite, congrats you took some initiative*

[05:23] AA: *She gives a few encouraging noises as his grip tightens and he kisses back at her, pressing firmer against his lap as her hands trail up into his hair. Kissing on that neck intensifies, and she wonders if it is even possible to leave hickeys on sprites? She is damn well gonna try, at least. Again. FOR SCIENCE. So much science happening right now.*

[05:26] MT: *it turns out, that much like skin...it does infact leave marks. oh snap son now there's proof. oh god he's just gonna be full of hickies and have to explain them, but he don't care he';s busy ....err..doing science that is yes...and he continues doing science and maybe kinda gets a bit frisky and tries a daring menuvuer, the DREADED BUTT TOUCH, yupp his hand was on the butt uh oh man down*

[05:29] AA: *Oh dang son. He will have to do a lot of explaining, or wear a scarf or something, because once she saw that first hickey form on his neck she kept on making them. That butt is very nice to the touch, congrats Davesprite. Damara smirked against his skin, pulling back to lock lips with him, hands in his hair still. Look at all of this science happening right now. Fucking incredible.*

[05:32] MT: *yes, this science was amazing and this birb was starting to get in a real scientist mood, hey man you ain't gonna be shown up* he very quickly goes to her neck, he ain;'t going without leaving some too damnit, that's the competetive attitude to have man!*

[05:40] AA: *Whoops. Looks like she wasn't quick enough about that snogging. She isn't going to fault him for enthusiasm though, so she leans her head to the side to give him more access to her neck, letting out a soft moan. Her hands were trailing down his chest now, still moving her hips against him.*

[05:43] MT: *he is so gotta give some back, he totally goes for it, he'll be damned if he's not the only one-...wait...it's hitting him, oh man embarrassment kicking in, you are getting into this DSlite oh man, well too late to back out now, just ride of the rest of that enthusiam you had, he does this. and keeps on going, for the neck kisses* haha, now I'm not the only one with marks eh?

[05:54] AA: *She is going to have some explaining to do as well, except she doesn't really care about having to do so. She keeps moaning and sighing as he kisses at her neck, biting her bottom lip as her lips curve up into a smirk.* NO. IS NOT. HAS TABLES BEEN TURNED? IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CAW? *Snicker.*

[05:56] MT: *you know what screw it yo, time for some spriteconfidence* the tables have been turned like a god damn ferris wheel, might wanna grab some of these feathers while you can, cause it'd DEF your turn to caw yo *oh man total confidence look at you, who's calling who birby now yo*

[06:00] AA: *Oh my. She tilts her head a little and stops grinding.* THIS SO? WONDER IF THIS IS CASE. WILL SEE IF HE CAN DRAW SINGLE CAW OUT OF ME. HAVE DOUBT, BIRBY. *OH SNAP. Spicing up that science with a sprinkle of sass. You have much to learn, young sprite.*

[06:03] MT: *APPEARANTLY, but don't worry he is ready for some one on one learning yo B)* sounds like a challenge yo....I guess we'll see huh *and with that he grins and pounces and steam fills the room, they do and SCIENCE is done to the extreme, yes...so much sweet sweet science*

[06:21] AA: *That science was hella to the extreme and Damara might have let out a caw or two, although whether this was to stroke his ego or it was genuine. WHO KNOWS? In any case. The science had been done and they are now on the sleeping platform. Damara really wishes she had a cigarette, but ALAS. She is playing with his hair like before, quietly musing at him.*

[06:33] MT: *he is grinning, that was....quite enjoyable actually and the hair playing...does kinda feel nice to be honest* so..umm...I been meaning to ask something

[06:36] AA: *Yeah. It was some nice non-committal fun. She idly trails her fingers through his hair, humming.* WHAT DOES HE WANT TO ASK?

[06:39] MT: Why were you so upset the other day...? *he had been wondering*

[06:43] AA: *He still had something to learn when it came to bedroom talk, apparently. Her hand stops moving and she moves it out of his hair. She looks off to the side.* WAS NOTHING. A STUPID THING. *She feels guilt welling up inside her again, for having doubted Karkat, but pushes it back down.* HAS BEEN DEALT WITH. BETTER NOW.

[06:47] MT: *He has learned lately when not to press a matter further though and nods* ahh ok, wlell I'm glad it was sorted, just checking seeing if there wa ssomething I can help with *he gives a smile*

[06:55] AA: *She nods slowly.* YES. IT IS GOOD. *She raises an eyebrow at that. Help with? He was like Porrim then. Would help her out as long as he could be getting in her pants. She mentally snorted, but gave a smile back. She wouldn't open up to either of them, but the 'arrangement' she had going on right now wasn't all that bad, she supposed.* IS HE NOT SWEET? THANK YOU. APPRICIATE GESTURE. *She scoots to

[06:55] AA: wards him and gives him a little kiss on the cheek.*

[07:03] MT: *he smiles, he totally didn't mean it like that, he actually didn't mind getting to know a bit about her* hey... *he pauses* actually nevermind haha

[07:05] AA: *He might not, but that is how Damara sees it. Her logic is not the best when it comes to this kind of thing. She tilts her head again.* WHAT? SAY WHAT IS ON MIND. *Pokes his cheek now, resting her head in her other hand.*

[07:13] MT: Well..hmm *ok how to word this right, lately he's been wording things in a way that create misunderstandings* Would you like to hang out? maybe outside the room sometime?

[07:15] AA: *She is immediately skeptical to the idea. Was he insinuating something? Damara would back right off whenever someone took her advances seriously, and so she paused with the poking for a second, then poked him again.* HMMM. HANG OUT? YES. WE COULD DO THIS. OUTSIDE OF ROOM, IF HE WANTS. *As long as it was just hanging, then it would be ok...Maybe.*

[07:18] MT: *he sighed glad it wasn't taken the wrong way* ok awesome, yeah just hang like go have some fun or something, maybe show you my office or some shit

[07:21] AA: *She quits poking him and runs a hand through his chestfeathers instead.* FUN AND SOMETHING WE COULD DO, YES. *Headtilt.* HE HAS OFFICE? *Wat. She didn't know this. Then again she didn't really know a whole lot about him.*

[07:23] MT: Yeah I started this embassy for other sprites who come aboard, haven't really had my first case yet so just kinda got an office hahaha. got an official embassador suit and everything yo! *he was a bit proud of his office*

[07:38] AA: *She listens attentively, head tilted curiously to the side.* DID THIS? IS KEEPING BUSY, IS HE NOT? HAVING IMPORTANT OFFICE WORK AND ALSO FIGHT ALL THESE PEOPLE.

[07:38] AA: HE HAS SUIT?

[07:38] AA: WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS.

[07:41] MT: Well I only fought one and it was a scheduled thing and also the office...is just there not much to do unless a sprite shows up hahaha-oh..you wanna see it? *he did need some second opinions on it so he nods* alrighty sure!

[07:51] AA: STILL. MEANS HE HAS LITTLE TIME ON HANDS, NO? BEING SUCH AN IMPORTANT PERSON. *She smiles and nods back.* YES. WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS SUIT. *Smirk.* WOULD ALSO LIKE TO TAKE IT OFF.

[07:53] MT: *he tries ignoring that last part as not to mess up the changing LIKE BEFORE, there's a flash and boom, he's suited up in his "ambassador rags"* what do you think?

[08:04] AA: *Covers her eyes at that flash, wtf. She peeks at him through her fingers, blinking.* OH. *She moves her hands out of her face, staring.* IT LOOKS GOOD ON HIM. HE SHOULD WEAR UNIFORM MORE OFTEN. PEOPLE LIKE THIS. *Winks and smirks.*

[08:06] MT: Oh? so you think it looks nice? ohh good I was worried I chose a bad one haha *he's glad about the approval* ohh you think people might like this?

[08:09] AA: *She sits up on the bed to look at him properly, tapping a finger to her chin in thought.* HMM... NO. YES. I AM SURE. IT LOOKS NICE. *Nod nods.*

[08:09] AA: AM POSITIVE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE THIS.

[08:09] AA: VERY OFFICIAL.

[08:10] MT: Official! perfect, exactly what I was going for, gotta look nice and official for when I get down to business, that's what I'm talking about yo!

[08:12] AA: *Phrasing, Davesprite. She smirks and scoots on closer again.* DOWN TO BUSINESS? YES. CAN SEE HOW THIS WOULD APPEAL.

[08:14] MT: *doesn't even see the problem with that and just keeps on talking* hell yeah, down to business all the time! gotta make sure it's nown that my business IS business! *he's rambling, he's just so happy someone likes the suit*

[08:15] AA: *Pfffrt. She holds back a snort of laughter. She just sits close to him as he rambles.* YES. HE IS OFTEN DOWN TO BUSINESS. HAVE UNDERSTOOD THIS. SUIT WILL MAKE THEM ALL SEE THIS ALSO.

[08:17] MT: *he nods thinking she means something COMPLETELY different* all the ship will know I'm down to business when they see this yo

[08:20] AA: THEY WILL ALL SEE, YES. WILL BE TALK OF SHIP, TO BE CERTAIN. ALL DAVESPRITE BUSINESS AND MAGICAL BONER SKILLS.

[08:20] AA: *Snnrrrk...*

[08:21] MT: Hahahah yeah, good with boners and busine-... *light bulb fucking dings* Waaaait you mean...? *He can't help but crack up a little as he thinks about what he just said*

[08:28] AA: *She just keeps fighting that laugh with a strained smile, nodding.* SNRK... YES. YES I MEAN THIS. WHAT HE IS THINKING.

[08:30] MT: Hahaha yeah I suppose I really AM down to business if you mean it like that, but I'm sure we both know that by now haha *he laughs a bit more*

[08:38] AA: *She lets some of that laughter out, nodding.* YES. CAN SEE THIS. WE BOTH KNOW. WILL BE DOING MORE BUSINESS IN FUTURE IF HE KEEPS SUIT. SURELY WITH OTHER PEOPLE TOO.

[08:42] MT: Hahaha who knows, if the suit is as popular as you say it is maybe I'll have a new business! *he is joking of course. and enjoying a good laugh, everything lately had seemed all serious and not so great, it was cool to laugh and junk*

[08:48] AA: PFF! *That sets her off and she starts laughing, covering her mouth with a hand as she does and looks away to the side. This was so stupid, oh my god.*

[08:51] MT: *yes, yes it was stupid, but as he said to someone else, sometimes the universe needs a little stupid in it*

[09:00] AA: *She keeps laughing for a bit, then comes to a stop as she smiles and looks at him again.* PLEASE INFORM ME ON THESE BUSINESS PLANS, THEN.

[09:05] MT: Oh man like a company model? like how I gonna run shit? oh man good point need to have a route, ok first things first....billboards!

[09:08] AA: *She is nodding as she listens.* BILLBOARDS FOR ADVERTISING. YES. HE WILL BE MODEL, NO? BRING IN THE COSTUMERS. WHAT IS NAME OF BUSINESS? THIS IS ALSO IMPORTANT DETAIL.

[09:11] MT: "Asshole Inc." *he tries to say it with a straight face, he fails at this*

[09:15] AA: *She snorts loudly, another laugh escaping her.* CAN SEE THIS NAME ON BILLBOARDS. JUST ABOVE HIS FACE. OR PERHAPS SHOULD HAVE OTHER PART DISPLAYED?

[09:16] MT: Huh? what part?

[09:17] AA: *Tilts her head, one eyebrow rasied, giving him a look like "are you serious?".* WHICH PART DOES HE THINK?

[09:20] MT: Ohhhhhh nah man gotta be modest, leave some to the imagination right? *he gives a grin back*

[09:29] AA: *Slow nod.* YES. TRUE. DID NOT THINK OF THIS. MORE THRILLING IF LEFT TO THIS, NO? DAVESPRITE KNOWS HOW TO RUN BUSINESS.

[09:31] MT: Yeah, mack daddy of bizz over here, gonna make my business so good people be selling their houses to buy stocks with me yo *yeah, cool business birb up in the house*

[09:35] AA: OH. MUST MAKE SURE TO GET GOOD PART OF STOCK BEFORE TAKING OFF. *She nods more, crossing her arms over her still, very naked, chest.*

[09:36] AA: WILL BE MOST IMPORTANT SHAREHOLDER IN THIS.

[09:37] MT: Yes, you can be big shareholder, help me make decisions and celebrate with so much money! we'll be right, we'll own the market, all of it.

[09:44] AA: *Snickers.* WILL BE TRUE MASTERMIND BEHIND THIS SCENE. SLOWLY TAKE OVER BUSINESS FROM WITHIN. NOW DAVESPRITE WILL WORK FOR ME. *She fakes an evil laugh, then plops herself on top of him, poking his nose again.* HE WILL MAKE ME FOOD. BRING ME COFFEE. I WILL SIT ON MONEY PILE.

[09:47] MT: oh is this so? oh man and what would miss boss have me make her? *he laughs as she plops down*

[09:56] AA: *She tilts her head back in thought, furrowing her eyebrows.* HM. WHAT IS MOST DIFFICULT THING TO MAKE FOR HIM? THIS IS WHAT I WOULD WANT.

[09:58] MT: Ohh most difficult thing...hmmm DEFINITELY a sanwhich SOOOOO hard to make one *his sarcasm was not well hid considering his smile he couldn't really keep down*

[10:02] AA: *She doesn't even care if he is being sarcastic, she just snickers down at him, a small smile on her face.* THEN HE WILL MAKE THIS. BUT NOT JUST ONE. WILL MAKE HUGE PILE OF THEM.

[10:04] MT: Ohhhh man sanwhich pile? just mountain of sanwhiches? what a challenge! how could you boss me around to make sucha thing! *he says dramatically*

[10:05] AA: YES. THE BIGGEST PILE MOUNTAIN. THEN I WILL TAKE ONE AND TAKE SINGLE BITE. THEN TOSS THEM ALL AWAY. NO GOOD. START OVER. I AM THE BOSS.

[10:06] MT: Oh man, my sanwhich making skills aren't up to par with your tastes? have so muchb money that you have rich tastes? want me to fill them with GEMS next time? hmm?

[10:08] AA: NO. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. SKILLS ARE LAUGHABLE. TAKE NIGHT CLASS. WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF HIS PAY. *She laughs.* YES. GEMS. I WILL EAT THEM AND LAUGH.

[10:10] MT: Hahahaha alrighty I'll get a masters in sanwhich making, *he laughs once more* funniest part is I could make you a sanwhich with gems hahaha

[10:14] AA: MASTER DEGREE IS ACCEPTABLE. WE WILL SEE HOW THIS GOES. *Boops his nose with a finger.* COULD HE? WOULD NOT BE VERY TASTY.

[10:15] MT: Hahaha no it wouldn't, and yeah went on this adventure with some friends, found a whole bunch of them! dont have as many now cause I sold some, but still have quite a few

[10:19] AA: *Pats his chest.* AGAIN. HE TELLS ME OF GREAT THINGS HE DOES. STRANGE HE HAS TIME TO OTHERS AT ALL. FEEL LIKE SHOULD BE LETTING HIM GO. FLY FREELY TO DO ALL OF THESE THINGS. *She rolls on off of him.*

[10:21] MT: *He smiles* haha well I suppose I could try getting ahold of dirk again, he said we were gonna watch a bunch of anime, sounded p cool yo.

[10:23] AA: *She is lying on her side as she watches him.* DIRK? HE IS FRIENDS WITH THIS ONE? HE IS DECENT. GOOD ON HIM. *Small shrug* ANIME IS DECENT ALSO. SOMETIMES COOL. IT DEPENDS. HOPE DIRK HAS GOOD TASTE. FOR SAKE OF DAVESPRITE SANITY.

[10:24] MT: I dunno I think we're specifically watching shitty anime haha. *he smiles* well hey like I said we should hang out sometime soon I can show you my office and stuff *he's so proud of his office, it takes some kinda magic powers to construct so mucn ikea furniture* and also I'll make sure to message you when the next fights happen!

[10:26] AA: *Snorts.* WHY WOULD THIS BE THING OF WATCHING? SOUNDS STRANGE. *Shrugs.* HOPE HE WILL ENJOY THIS SHIT. *She smiles back, nodding.* YES. WE WILL DO THE HANGING OUT THING. JUST INFORM ME OF WHEN. BOTH OF THESE THINGS. HANGING OUT AND FIGHTING.

[10:27] MT: yes! awesome fighting and hanging, what could be better eh?

[10:27] AA: *Smirk.* THINK HE KNOWS.

[10:29] MT: *he turns a bit brighter orange* ok rephrase, hanging, fighting, celebration? *smooth DSlite, now get out of here before you make of a fool of yourself* Thanks for the...uhh...uhh...fun? *Too late, already makign a full out of yourself more*

[10:31] AA: *She snorts again, still smirking as she watches him.* NICE SAVE. *She snickers.* OH. HE IS WELCOME. ALTHOUGH IN FUTURE, MAYBE NOT POINT IT OUT SO. IT IS NOT USUALLY THING TO SAY. *What a silly bird boy.*

[10:34] MT: *he just looks stone faced * y-yeah oopsie...haha...well umm take care... *he walks backwards, waving, he bumps into something and then stops and brushes the back of his head before turning aorund and just walking off*

[10:34] -- migrantThespian [MT] ceased pestering aesopianAlgedonic [AA] at 22:34 --

#aesopianalgedonic #tumutlog #NSFW #ISH #In which DSlite goes to return a shirt....turns into more Damara special time oops #also he chills and jokes around with her for a while and plans out their business venture

-- migrantThespian [MT] began pestering academicGeniality [AG] at 19:37 --

[07:37] MT: *there is a knock on araneas office door* yo yo

[07:38] AG: *she looks up from the 8ook she's reading, frowning a 8it, 8ut gets up to answer the door anyway* Oh, hello there.

[07:39] MT: Yo, yo yo *he puts down a bag full of lusus plushs and points- which one is yours??

[07:43] AG: Huh? Oh. *peeks into the 8ag and picks out the spider* This one!

[07:44] MT: Awwww yes, sprider lusus, that's p badass yo!

[07:45] AG: She most certainly is! *smiles, admiring the little push fondly* And terrifying.

[07:47] MT: oh snap, I take it she was much bigger?

[07:55] AG: Goodness, yes! Massive, in fact! Far too large to live inside my home, despite it 8eing an expansive mansion, mind you. She lives in a cavern 8eneath my a8ode... 8ut she likes in that way. Secluded, dank... *hums to herself. it was a lot easier for aranea to enjoy her spider lusus when she wasn't the one who had to feed her*

[07:56] MT: Ohhh wait yours is still alive? it seems like eveyrone on the ship has a dead lusus

[07:58] AG: She is! Though she is quite old. I feel as though she may 8e reaching the end of her life, 8ut it was a long and eventful one.

[08:00] MT: Wow sounds like it I imagine the life of a cool sprite spider is eventful! well here now you got your own little spider lusus with ya at all times! B)

[08:03] AG: *looks up from the plush to give him a sincere smile* That's... so thoughtful of you. Thank you.

[08:06] MT: -he gives a thumbs up- no problem, keep it cool aranea B) -he ollies out-

[08:06] -- migrantThespian [MT] ceased pestering academicGeniality [AG] at 20:06 --

#academicgeniality #tumutlog #in which DSlite gets aranea on the give-a-lusus day parade choo choo!