#sadismandsequins

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I STAND CORRECTED, VELVETTE PUT THOSE EXPLOSIVES TO FANTASTIC USE!! Sorry, Leo, looks like that fight wasn't quite as escaped as you had hoped!

AND WE HAVE OUR CHAMPION!!!! Everyone join me in thunderous applause for our @sadismandsequins lovely, powerful, victorious Velvette!!!

Here's a quick lineup of everyone's scores!

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Hell's Hunger Sim

Alright, ladies, gents, and esteemed miscellaneous! Welcome to a dashboard Hunger Games simulator! First, an introduction to our lineup!

As you can see, we've got!

@chatter-vox Yours truly, and your host for this event!

@pimp-n-out The Overlord of film and porn, the powerhouse Valentino!

@sadismandsequins The Overlord of fashion and social media, our lovely Velvette!

@rheddradio The freakiest Radio Demon, beloved by many, Rhedd!

Also on the same blog, the runner up freakiest Radio Demon, the mysterious and eldritch Engi!

@daaaaaahling Alestra

@cyberneticlagomorph The Prince of Fairy Land and my son's Bibi, Jack!

@radioconstructed Yet another Radio Demon, and a great banter buddy, Al!

@creepy-crowleys A powerful and tenderhearted agent of the Illuminati, Crowley!

@creepy-crowlies A recent acquisition for myself and an up and comer with big potential, Merry!

@mushroompollution A new introduction, and a bit of a beastmaster with his pet dragon, Leo!

@ceruleansonata And how could I leave out Leo's loyal knight and boyfriend? Give it up for Elliot, everyone!

Now let's watch them all rip each other to pieces, shall we?

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Girl Talk

MALICE TO THE BUG Nobody: My brain: what if Vox told Vel what was going on but in a stupid roundabout way that starts with him saying "I go

((Because of course he's going to talk to @sadismandsequins Velvette about this. Another one that starts off a little ooc rambly before getting into full on rp. Decisions are being made! Also I'm particularly happy with the credit card joke. You'll know it when you get there.))

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@sadismandsequins replied to you in a post “What's Your Mermaid Tail? ✧༺♥༻✧ "I am zen. I am an...”:

@chatter-vox ✧༺♥༻✧ "SLUGS?? Why would I like slugs??? Or angels?????? Bunnies sound cute, though. Hopefully."

​Sea slugs aren't the same as land slugs! Look at this one, you'll like its colors.

And here, this one is called the blue sea dragon

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It was worth it. For this

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...She'll calm down. Eventually.

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Oh my god, Velvette, stop...

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You know, I probably should introduce my beloved partners in crime for anyone that's new to me!

There's the man that's stuck with me the longest, the impeccable artist with a flair for drama! If you've ever watched a porno in your afterlife, he's more than likely the mind behind it! With a strong arm and a keen eye for talent, it's VALENTINO! @pimp-n-out

But don't you underestimate this darling little doll! Equal parts beautiful and deadly, with a wide array of powers she'll have you under her spell in no time! Bringing the best in fashion, the most biting comments, and our very own Love Potion, it's VELVETTE! @sadismandsequins

Couldn't ask for a better pair to run this company with!