Dec 9, 2019
If Saeki was an actor instead of a screenwriter
Mc: Oh, the off-Broadway play people said you were “pretty but dumb.”
Saeki: Oh
Mc: Oh wait, I’m sorry, that’s “pretty dumb”
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If Saeki was an actor instead of a screenwriter
Mc: Oh, the off-Broadway play people said you were “pretty but dumb.”
Saeki: Oh
Mc: Oh wait, I’m sorry, that’s “pretty dumb”
Saeki: can I say something that will possibly annoy you?
Yamato: Since when do you ask for permission?
Saeki: I know you didn't ask for my opinion-
Yamato: - yet you're still talking.
Saeki: You guys have to be at the next table in case I, you know, start to say something stupid.
Yamato: Just now, or all the time? Because we have jobs you know.
Saeki with a hangover
Saeki: My head hurts.
Yamato: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Saeki: Hi, I'd like to order some alcohol.
MC: Could you be more specific
Saeki: Could you be more beautiful?
MC: Could you be more lame?
Saeki: Yes.
MC: I have a date too.
Saeki: Who is he? What's his name?
MC: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Saeki: Damn MC, that could be anybody!
Yamato: There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Saeki Takamasa way!
Ren: Isn’t that the wrong way?
Yamato: Yeah, but faster!