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Lambert: If kids are so great, then why are all the bad things named after them? Kidnapping, acting childish....

Ciri: What about adultery?

Dungeon Meshi Incorrect Quote: Valentines Day Song

Record: He did the mash, he did the monster mash! It was a graveyard smash!

Laois: Doing the monster mash with us on this beautiful Valentine's day!

Chilchuck: Laois, why did you play that song? There must be thousands of love songs!

Laois: It's kind of like a love song. All the monsters dancing, enjoying each other's company, keeping their evil in check...

Chilchuck: You played the wrong record, didn't you?

Laois: Why are doing this to me?

Pippin: [Watches as Ugluk beheads Snaga, tells everyone about the meat and the menu, and they all dig in]

Pippin: [To Merry] How ironic. Now he's headless after a life of enjoying having his head attached to his body.

Miraak: All right, dragonborn, I don't like you and you don't like me.

LDB: I like you.

Miraak: Um, all right. You like me, but I don't like you.

LDB: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me!

Andy: Junior, no!

Junior * standing next to him*: What?

Andy: Sorry, force of habit. Jake, no!

Blanche:Clyde is an ugly smelly dork

Buck:oh please ugly is such a smelly word! Clyde has inner beauty like a rodent

Clyde:*eats cracker like rodent*

Millie McGee: So, Mrs. McGee-Stein, how long does my American cousin’s City Council meetings last, eh?

Libby:*playing along* Oh, I don’t know, she could be home any minute.

Millie: Then I must go! *climbs out the window*

Mayor Molly McGee:*busts into the bedroom* WHERE IS SHE?! *starts looking around for Millie* Where is she?! I can smell her maple syrup!

Libby: I don’t think we’re doing this right.

Nanami: Gojo, NO! Gojo: [confused] What? Nanami: Sorry, force of habit. Yuji, NO!

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