#saf shitposts

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I know I'm a vocal "flint dies" truther but watching curt pull the trigger and reading fetch pull the trigger REALLY makes it feel like silver could not under any circumstances ever pull the trigger. ever.

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sure, curt is reckless where owen is reserved. but don't let that fool you into thinking curt is the rogue to owen's rule-follower. curt loves serving his country. owen loves having a license to kill.

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spies are forever is literally just rpf some guys wrote about their friend curt. they made him gay and everything

[lichfucker]

in my starkid resurgence as of late I have specifically avoided rewatching saf bc I knew it would make me upset (positive) but I'm already upset today so fuck it. here we go. the moment owen carvour appears on my screen I'm going to become the joker

[lichfucker]

me, writing my silly little spy porn: and here I will sprinkle in the fact that these are fundamentally evil people with fundamentally evil goals working for fundamentally evil institutions

[lichfucker]

listen. there is a scale. I don't know what it measures, but silverflint is on one end; curtwen is on the other; and fetchricks is right in the middle. I became obsessed with owen. then I became obsessed with flint. then I became obsessed with hendricks. if anyone is surprised, then I have misrepresented my brand. the saf people are gonna learn about fetchricks and the fpa people are gonna learn about curtwen and the bs people are gonna learn about all of it and this is my divine mission. on g-d y'all will join me in this pit

[lichfucker]

the way they flirt makes me evil

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the way dma literally says "you have wormed your way into the heads of the men out there, and they've granted you authority over them because of it. but in my head, you are not welcome" to curt. happy pride