#black sails shitposts

[lichfucker]

I know I'm a vocal "flint dies" truther but watching curt pull the trigger and reading fetch pull the trigger REALLY makes it feel like silver could not under any circumstances ever pull the trigger. ever.

[sailorsally]

Black Sails txt posts - Flint edition 

[lichfucker]

will never be over the visceral dissonance of seeing people refer to silver exclusively as "john"

esp if you're gonna call flint "flint" instead of "james"

flint is WAY more james than silver is john. silver is not john. he's barely even silver

[lichfucker]

cornelius hickey 🤝 john silver

no elaboration necessary

[lichfucker]

listen. there is a scale. I don't know what it measures, but silverflint is on one end; curtwen is on the other; and fetchricks is right in the middle. I became obsessed with owen. then I became obsessed with flint. then I became obsessed with hendricks. if anyone is surprised, then I have misrepresented my brand. the saf people are gonna learn about fetchricks and the fpa people are gonna learn about curtwen and the bs people are gonna learn about all of it and this is my divine mission. on g-d y'all will join me in this pit

[lichfucker]

actually this haircut is incredible. I went from being able to do a cunty s3/4 silver half-ponytail to being able to do a cunty s1/2 flint half-ponytail

[lichfucker]

my absolute pettiest peeve but I need everyone in the universe to stop leaving the "plant plant" out of "fruit fruit tits tits plant plant"

without the plant plant it is NOT the fookin same

[lichfucker]

between "who's billy," silver telling gates that a man with a knife in his back did it to himself, eleanor and vane punching each other in the face, hume's speech about how shame keeps society running, "I can't resist an opportunity; it's a sickness, really," "I am your king," and flint bludgeoning singleton to death with a cannonball, the pilot really gave us so much. it gave us SO much. and it still had time for lesbian sex.