#safeseahawk

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Mermista: I love murder mysteries

Seahawk, trying to impress her: I’ve been the lead suspect for dozens of cases

[she-nya]

Here’s the wallpapers that were posted on the official she-ra instagram!!

[whimsyprinx]

I drew this inspired by pictures from Noelles wedding! I’m super happy with how it turned out

*click for better quality/please don’t repost*

[npinkbin]

OKAY which character hates sparkling water and which character loves it?

I'll start: seahawk loves sparkling water

[safeshera]

tunnel of love

some dorky seamista for the soul (and @metaorigin )

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Seahawk had like, finally wore Mermista down. She would never say it out loud, but the dude had an annoying sort of.... Charisma to him.

He insisted he'd take her somewhere "as beautiful as she was." Pfft. It was a lame statement, and it didn't made her blush at all.

Why was Seahawk's hand soft? He was... A sea captain. He tied knots and dealt with ropes all day.

"Shouldn't these be.... Rougher?" She squeezed both of Seahawk's hands. He laughed it off, launching into a shanty about how Mermista's beauty must be rubbing off on him.

Rare minutes later, she caught him rubbing a sweet berry moisturizer on his hands. She couldn't help but laugh. That's when she kissed his cheek for the first time. Seahawk was a loser, but.... Maybe he was her loser.

But oh, how shit hit the fan when his boat pulled into the dock and the date officially began. It truly was a beautiful location- beautiful mangrove trees and seaside daisies forming a tunnel, with a delicate boat drifting in the middle. He helped her on and fell in the water himself, the smile never leaving his dumb, sweet face. Maybe...... Mermista had made a good choice.

She hauled him in with a small smile and a shake of the head, and the boat set off.

It was romantically lit, which basically meant... Hardly lit at all. Apart from a few heart shaped fairy lights dangling from the branches. Seahawk took her hand, gently kissing her neck, and then....

Lit a fucking match. "A little dark in here, don't you agree?"

"Seahawk what the FUCK-" Mermista leaned for the match. In an attempt to hold it away from her, the damn fool dropped it, and everything caught alight.

She jumped overboard, dragging her idiot with her. He seemed delighted! Possessing of the utmost glee! Mermista was on a date with a pyromaniac and an arsonist!

She let out a loud sigh, jumping up and soaking the fire in the murky sea water. She so wanted to take a shower after being in this....

Mermista could hear the shuffle and SPLASH of security. Fuck. This was a terrible date. She took Seahawk's oddly soft hand, dragging him back to his boat and telling him to set sail and set sail NOW, a string of less kind words following. Ones that had no place in a princesses mouth. Seahawk still looked at her all too fondly.

Ah, how she wished she could say she wouldn't do this again, but Seahawk wasn't just an idiot. Seahawk was her idiot, and that was that.

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Seahawk: IDK is the most mysterious acronym.

Mermsita: Literally everyone knows what it means?

Seahawk: Then what does it mean?

Mermista: I don’t know

Seahawk: See? No one does

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Seahawk, at a wild party: Wow! So funny you guys! Haha- *leaves the room*

Seahawk, crying on the phone: Mermista, kids are drinking beer I need you to come pick me up-

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Seahawk: I’m the most responsible person here.

Mermista: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Seahawk: Yes, and I take responsibility for that.