#sailor talk

[ans-incorrect-quotes]

Raji: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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(Note: This is what happens when you let Raji hang out with the sailor folk for too long: he develops a hybrid of vulgarity using his unique habit of dramatic flair.)

[storkmuffin]

The way my nerdy language student self feels shame for not understanding wtf any of these terms mean even though I have been exposed to this vocabulary for all this time.

[dalliancedujour]

Of on bwammo 

A fart shit

plik plok

wow bwopped

bwopp dick

butt shittle

pissed on

full juggin’

bwammo

bold new frontiersman

came plik-plokkin’ his way in to my life

sideways-stepping, kinda fancy

breaking bwopp dick records

came bwopp dick with an east wind fury

and jack bwopp

called him juice box

called him slipper; old slipper

of on olde, out-doo-doo bwammo

[winekita]

Shit My Coworkers Say - Navy Edition

Warning on language: It's called a Sailor Mouth for a reason.

Extra note, this is from a command that heralds actual intelligent personnel who have to be smart for a living.

“I have a perma-smile, which I hate, because I hate everything.”

“Analysis. Anal-isis. The worst type of ISIS.”

“Prophylax, isn’t that for a penis??”

“You are literally the worst you….you…you DOUCHE PICKLE!”

“A dab is a bird, too! It’s that bird that ticky-ticky-ticky runs when a wave’s about to slam into it!”

“Now I need to add $10 to the Suicide Jar…”

-Throws snacks onto table violently- “There! Suck it, nerd, now I have the food!”

“Wait, Panda Express is Chinese??”

"But pandas are from Japan!"

“Oh my God, I love Star Wars! My favorite character is the super hairy, dog-looking one! What’s his name? … Han Solo! That’s it!”

“What if he answers the door in full sex leather with a ball in his mouth!?”

“I am the epitome of an outstanding sailor... Stop fucking snickering, bitches!”

“Five-year-olds aren’t the only people in the world that are allowed to enjoy Capri Suns!”

“I guess you guys can…guy around over there, then.”

This is just the tip of what I could remember to write down in the past week, too...

[pastelsailor]

Stupid 2am thoughts

Gray is just pastel black

[sailordoodles]

Hopefully ill get something uploaded here bc holy shit

[mcweaksauce]

I do overtime. I have done too much of it... 40 hours in a week. I'd like to stop now, but the commander in chief wants to visit... So I'm stuck with more ot...

I guess it works different for reservists? And yes… that does always mean sleepless nights and more demand for extra work…

[sailordoodles]

lowkey but like

i made this bc i have OCs that i wanna post haha frick