#salamani

[twi-quotes]

"Let me send a [Message] spell. Hey, cut it out! You’re giving away our positions you inbred, half–baked [Seers] with all the sense of a slug! I’m a [Mage] of Wistram and your hedge-mage brains are getting me and my fellow Couriers ambushed! If you don’t cancel that spell now, I’ll run back to the Academy, find the idiot who thought it was a good idea to put a damned scrying spell on us when we have [Assassins] up our asses and rip their lungs out! Cancel that spell now you worthless, worm-addled—”

~ Salamani, 7.18 M

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Riddle Door

Frog: "One door leads to safety. One door leads to a horrible death. [Croaks] You may ask me one question. Ribbit. But I always lie." Fierre: "Oh, I learned this in my lessons but I could NEVER remember it!" Salamani : "If we ask him which one's the safe door..." Fierre: "Well then he'll lie, and say it's the other one. Or is it the other way around?" Salamani: "I don't remember." Ryoka: "All right, all right. Wait, wait! I have a question! What is the point in having a door that has a horrible death behind it? Huh?" [picks up the frog] Frog: "Get your hands off me!" Ryoka: "What does that achieve?!" [Ryoka starts walking towards the doors, holding the frog] Frog: "What are you doing?" Ryoka: "I mean, what is the purpose of your life? Just to be a pain?!" Frog: "Don't touch me there, only my girlfriend touches me there!" [Ryoka throws the frog through one of the doors] Frog: "WHOA!" [Ryoka slams the door; it shakes violently as a large explosion occurs behind it.] Fierre: "I think it's the other one."