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[crows-evil-blog]

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Crow read up on this found Intel about an area the Condor is above. It seems like there is a mainly abandoned mansion there. For him, this type of job is simple. A simple smash and grab with little to no fight back. Interesting old material and pieces of records. If anything truly sticks out, they can simply take it for themselves and give it to the minions or for private use. Who knows? They might even have some records or vinyls.

No reason to go loud too. No need to waste that many resources on this. Few henchmen to scout with him, followed by any minions who want some brownie points for being luggers.

[asktheghosthost]

AU in which Cecil is the one that reorganized Dorian's sock drawer. He tried to help, but now Dorian's docks are in constant disarray.

“I know you were trying to help, but… Ahh! The powder blue is now mixed in with the sky and baby blues!”

[asktheghosthost]

Free the ghosts! Down with shrunken heads!!

Dorian: Cecil, my bitty bunny, how would you like to act as my aide and go-fer? I may need a mortal’s help in this endeavor.

[asktheghosthost]

"That sounds like a fun dare though, just go full on casual, Cousin Dori."

“You know, I bet I can make even the most casual of outfits look good! Fetch me those denim trousers and that flannel!”

[asktheghosthost]

Cousin Dorian, do you believe in alternate dimensions?

“I’ve reached a point in my existence where I just shrug and say, ‘Ghosts are real, so why not?’ Just think, there could be a reality where I’m a champion fencer with my own line of fashion wear. Or there was a stupendous Haunted Mansion movie with a spin- off television series and a plethora of merchandise with my gorgeous face all over it. Now, the real question isn’t 'Does it exist?’ but 'How do we access it?’”

[asktheghosthost]

-Cecil giggles at that.- Sounds to me like you just want your face on more then a few shirts! - He reaches up, booping his nose.- But you know if that happened, we'd rarely have a quiet moment in the mansion. Imagine, an alternate universe where the haunted mansion got a movie and a spin off series, more guests then ever before. And then, more people, hopping off of the ride and camping in the graveyard over night without the castmembers knowing!

“Am I *that* transparent?” He ruffles Cecil’s hair. “Hm… But the greatest downside would be people complaining that the ride doesn’t match the movie, and before you know it, everything is changed to put the focus on an animatronic of some pretty boy (‘tho not as pretty as me) actor so they can slap *his* face on t-shirts at the attraction gift shop! … No, I think minor obscurity is our best bet, truth be told.”

[asktheghosthost]

It is in a lot of ways, and it gives me some space to live with my family! So I'm quite happy! Still, that's an interesting alternate universe. What do you think? Do you think there's one where I'm the ghost and you're the mortal in the mansion?

Dorian shivered. “I can’t stand the thought of you being dead, lil bunny! Mayhaps one where we’re all alive together would be more pleasant to think about. I could take you to school every morning!”

[asktheghosthost]

"I'm sorry I can't make that dream come true, Dorian." He hugged the ghost around the middle. "I love you though, I always will."

“That’s all right, bitty bunny.” Dorian gave him a big hug in return. “I had my chance. It’s only fair we all get just one.” He brushed Cecil’s long bangs away from his face. “And I’ll always love you, too, cousin. Don’t forget that.”