#saltwatch

[wayfarerxiii]

I’ve been getting a few rude messages in overwatch lately. Here are my personal favourites.

“fuck ana” - my own Junkrat berating me at the beginning of a comp match

“you know this is qp, right?” - enemy Diamond rank Genji main after getting dicked by me as Sombra for the 6th time

and my personal favourite

“what bitch needed a bubble” - enemy Genji after getting melted at maximum charge for the 4th time

[ltwaffles]

um, excuse me?  this guy (a 140hr junkrat) was complaining about me speed boosting as Lucio in comp tonight. Our team was: Lucio (me), Mercy, soldier, junkrat, roadhog, mei. tons of self-sustain except for the junkrat and our mercy was doing an excellent job keeping us all alive and actually told me to stay on speed boost for the advantage it was providing us in keeping the point.(koth) I’m a junkrat main myself, i have never ONCE attributed any of my bad shots to a teammate using a key aspect of their kit.  IF YOU CAN’T AIM BECAUSE OF A LUCIO SPEED BOOST, THEN YOU CAN’T AIM TO BEGIN WITH. smh

[thisistrashking]

Enemy Rein “wasn’t trying to be toxic” when he started questioning his Ana. After suggesting a better place for that sort of discussion, it dissolved into this. I guess he had one (1) bad experience with an Ana and kept the grudge.

At least we got this fucking gem.

[saltwatch-entertainment-blog]

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[saltwatch-entertainment-blog]

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[imdatboipj]

IT’S NOT THAT HARD!!!!!

[biggaybunny]

I really don’t fucking care about my rank fucking just give me the points so I can buy my shiny fucking weapons.

[biggaybunny]

Little Known Hero Voice Lines:

Here are some voice lines few people seem to be aware of! Feel free to add your own:

While many have heard the Mercy line complimenting Mei on not having aged a day, the conversation can actually start in reverse, with Mei complimenting Mercy to the same effect! Mercy offers no insight into why she “hasn’t aged a day”

Junkrat either tends to forget, or never learned Roadhog’s name until he mentions the time they stole the crown jewels, going on about “King Jaminson and Baron... uhh... say, what is your name?” “Mako”

Genji has voice lines specifically for being near a payload or objective! These have been found in the code, at least.

If present when Winston and Mercy are talking, McCree will sympathize with Winston’s “crippling addiction to peanut butter”.