Fish's Funny Findings

A collection of nonsense.

[marauders4evr]

In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:

[shubbabang]

happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

[shubbabang]

its that time again folks

[teammuchrespect]

what are the new jersey photos? can i see them?

they’re just the pictures from when michael lived in jersey!

[resurrected-puddle]

all of these are cursed. every single one of them.

[n0tyourcinderella]

@kingryanhaywood

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I’m sorry, what??

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[joaryn]

According to the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D blueprints, Cetacean Ops is located on deck 13 and the dolphins habitats extend between decks 13 and 14 and include their own lifeboats.

[angrywarrior69]

Yo what the fuck

[captaincrusher]

Imagine the ship is destroyed and people come find the escape pods and they’re all filled with dolphins.

[nudityandnerdery]

The ship is under attack, most of the crew:

Meanwhile, in cetacean ops:

[repostedpoliticalarts]

Geordi! It’s not okay to just parade visitors by your co-workers like they’re an attraction at a park!

[wanderlust-farm]

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

[pigeon-god]

for reference this was a past setup

[fincherly]

past-tense slogans

[fincherly]

we were farmers

[fincherly]

nationwide was on your side

[horrible-memes-deactivated20201]

You were in good hands

[fincherly]

because you were worth it

[fincherly]

only you couldve stopped forest fires

[yo-its-matt]

arby’s: we had the meats

[sixpenceee]

Absolutely not ! Via u/aloeamethyst

[somajarlskona]

There’s a painting of geralt in the brothel by the docks in beauclair this is important it’s the one he paid a thousand fucking crowns for just to get it off the streET AND THE BROTHEL HAS A COPY. Fucking legends

[ticktockclockwork]

“Uh Geralt?”

“Shut up.”

“No, no, I think we really ought to address this.”

“Jaskier, shut it. They aren’t supposed to have this.”

“Oh so you were aware this existed? Because, frankly, it’s an absolute CRIME that I’ve never heard of this before.”

“I thought I had the only one.”

“THERE’S ANOTHER?”

“Yeah I paid a thousand crowns for it.”

“You- a thousand-”

“This is a knock off.”

“I can’t-”

“Mines better.”

“Yours is what?”

“It’s more accurate.”

“To what?!”

“Anatomically speaking.”

“I cannot fathom that meaning anything but what it sounds like-”

“Help me get rid of this.”

“Get rid of- Geralt! I’m still processing that this exists!”

“If you help me destroy it I’ll let you see the original.”

“… Deal.”

[lookoutrogue]

#*whispering gently*  #what the fuck  #this is so great  #geralt  #fanart   #???!?!?  #is it fanart if it’s canon

^ @goldandlights​ This painting is canon to the game.

There are eight variations. The one above matches two others, where there is no griffin. The one with the shield comes in a second variant.

They are from a quest titled:

A Portrait of the Witcher as an Old Man

Here are the three that include the griffin:

[Sourced from Blood and Wine on Reddit]

All eight can be viewed on the Witcher wiki here.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

…there are 8 variations…

i am not even high right now

does this post exist? is this real life? can i please have some drugs to cope?

8 variations

what oxenfurt art ho even

8

[cogitaeworks]

geralt the og thot

[igmakeup]

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

oc design is just “this is me” and “god I wish that were me” in random measurements on a scale

[avaero]

may I present an alternative take

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[myassgoodbye]

I’m sorry but why is there a vulva on that guy’s face?

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I can never look at Cardassians the same way

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

[charlesoberonn]

Hey, billionaires!

Stalin’s ghost is trapped inside the Siberian permafrost.

If we don’t reverse climate change and soon, the ice will melt and release his spirit back into the world to enact Vengence and Communism!

Only you can stop the rise of Ghost Stalinism!

[charlesoberonn]

If I know 3 things rich people are scared of, it’s taxes, communism, and ghosts.

[chippyyyz]

You’re halfway towards an exciting new Christmas Carol reboot

[suaimhneas-gairid]

y’all can’t give me a clip of Ryan playing with a whip and expect me not to gif

THE LOOK

[pvnkvampr]

people have said this before but-

[pkaykim]

im real tired of being so average but i have no idea how to stop