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How would the feral au turtles react to finding MC crying

They find you crying

Finally getting requests done whoo! For any and all requests that I've gotten I'm gonna be doing a HC format for them just so I can actually get these done. Some of these requests have been in my inbox for a hot minute -w-'

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Raph

Oh god. Oh god. What does he do? What should he do? Are you hurt? He doesn't smell any blood on you.. Is it an internal injury?!

Man is panicking hard, frozen in place and watching you cry- trying hard to figure out the cause and how to fix it.

As much as the turtles try, Raph has a bit of a hard time with dealing with emotions. It isn't something physical or something he can see in front of him. It's not something he can growl or scratch and scare away. Or a wound that he can treat and make it better. It frustrates him that there is a type of pain that he can't see that hurts you just as much as if you were actually hurt. He can't protect you from something he can't see. He almost starts crying with you.

When it comes to comforting you, Raph is a bit awkward at first. It's almost funny, seeing the huge bulking turtle hesitate and hover over you like you're made of glass- terrified that one wrong move or sound will make things worse. But eventually, he settles on just sitting with you.

He doesn't touch you unless you reach out for him first. Only then will he pick you up and sit you on his lap, wrapping you in the biggest bear hug you've ever had in your life. He lets you rant about what made you upset, letting out an occasional rumble to let you know he's listening.

After you've calmed down, Raph will linger for a while just in case. If this is early in the relationship- He'll be more tolerant towards things you try to get him to do, like trying to dress him up or getting him to try human technology. He won't grumble and pout about it as much, not wanting to upset you again.

Donnie

Like Raph, Donnie struggles with emotions. It's not something that is physically in front of him to probe and take apart to fix (he's tried that once with you before. It ended with a bump on his head and him being locked out of the house for a week).

Surprisingly but not actually all that surprising, he's even more awkward about it than Raph. You know that gif of a guy comforting a girl who's sick by petting her back with a broom while he stands in the doorway? Yeah, that's Donnie.

His method of comforting is simply by being in the same space as you. Not close or touching, but present enough to let you know that he is there and you are not alone. And if you start talking about what upset you, he'll listen.

If you seek him out for physical comfort, he freezes up and bristles. He won't stop you, but most he can offer in return is some awkward pats and a low rumble.

After you've calmed down, Donnie will go back to his normal attitude. But he does linger a bit longer for a while after, his snark a bit softer.

Leo

Dramatic as hell. Treats the situation like you both are in a soap opera even though he has no idea what those are.

Gets super clingy with you. He thinks that if he tries hard enough, that affection will make you feel better. Drags you into his lap and holds onto you, nuzzling and chirping and gently rocking you both back and forth.

Will occasionally try to do silly things to make you laugh. Silly faces, trips over things on purpose, starts shit with his brothers- he once tried to imitate a street performer he saw that juggled knives. Band aids and forehead smooches were needed.

Will bring you gifts to try and cheer you up. From shiny rocks to people's wallets- anything from his stash he thinks will cheer you up he will bring to you. If his stuff doesn't work he mayy 'borrow' from his brother's things to gift to you instead.

SINCE WHEN DID HE RIP OUT A STREET SIGN???

When you've calmed down, Leo calms down in turn. He'll still be a bit clingy for a while after. Will lean on you more, wrap an arm around you and rest his chin on your head- simple but meaningful gestures to show you that he's there.

Mikey

Most normal out of the four. He may be feral but he hasn't lost his emotional intelligence.

Will approach you as if you were a wounded animal, slow steps and soft chirps. If you don't want him near, he'll understand and give you space. If you do want him there, he'll sit next to you and rub your back softly.

Will actually listen to you vent. Sure the others do listen to you, but Mikey is the one that actually responds back. Tilts his head when he wants you to elaborate on something, huffs and pouts when someone is mentioned, coos and pulls you into a hug if you start to cry harder and can't get the words out. He won't rush you. He'll wait until you're ready to talk again.

His method of comforting is cuddles and acts of service. Tries to cook for you by making you something you taught him in the past- even cleaning up after himself after so you don't have any more things to worry about. If he doesn't cook, he'll just bring you snacks he knows you like. He may or may not have asked Leo to swipe them a while back--

After you've calmed down, Mikey will stay with you. Turns it into a lazy day in with just you and him. Will bring over his art supplies so you two can have something to do together, or will pick out things you have lying around your house to do together. He ended up finding a jigsaw puzzle box and got super hooked with trying to solve it- Raph had to drag him home after Mikey refused to come back until he finished the puzzle.

Dividers are from @sugarish

Thank you guys so much for being patient with me! I know I haven't been the best at pumping out content and stuff but I have not forgotten all the requests that are in my inbox and drafts. Sadly, I don't think I will do all of them but I will do the ones I can!

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Your story has been the highlight of my year to read! Though I have been thinking about how differently the story may have played out if MC didn't have any support until Grey and Lunar. Would she have actually taken their offer to move in when they get the idea that the lodge isn't a good place for her? How would the lodge react to it given their distrust of the Horror! brothers?

She actually probably would've. Without Mutt's support up until that point, she wouldn't have really been in a good place. Especially with how familiar it would've been to the past.

Their meeting would have gone a little different too. Mutt gave Mc the courage to stand her ground because she knew he'd help her and he encouraged her to do so. But without that, she wouldn't have as much courage and would be scared of the consequences of speaking up. She'd make herself scarce in the first place, likely only meeting them after hearing Taylor's screeching when she left her room for something. And seeing these two large skeletons being yelled at by Taylor and the others (since Mc doesn't stand up much, if at all, the skeletons' progress would be halted considerably), she'd feel quite a bit of sympathy for the two being in a very similar seeming position she's in.

Mc would likely reach out once everything's said and done, and be very sneaky and quiet about it, since she knows her inclusion in any of this would make things significantly worse for them. She may not even make her presence known to the Horror bros for the longest time, given her track record with skeletons up and to that point, and would likely only meet them face to face after they catch her leaving something for them. Which could go either of two ways, Mc explains herself or she panics and bolts. After which the two would try to speak to her again when she inevitably comes back around with another gift, since she can't see someone suffering and leave it be.

She probably would end up taking their offer to move in with them once the relationship progresses enough, and they'd be overjoyed by it. Considering her situation over at the lodge is absolutely horrible, and worse than it would be in TSM. And no, the lodge skeletons would not be happy about it in the slightest.

They don't like Mc. The way they see it, she's absolutely horrible and a terrible roommate to have. But they do not want her dead when her death could be lead back to them, and she'll definitely die once the two human eaters realize what she's actually like. And they want to know how they met in the first place when she's not even supposed to know they exist! When the hell did this even happen?!

You can also imagine their unhappiness when the Horror bros won't let the lodge skeletons anywhere near Mc when they come to get her. Those two can be awful scary when they want to be, and they can be quite the force to be reckoned with when at their full strength. The Lodge skeletons want to be idiots and mistreat the good human? Fine. But they're not getting close enough to say a word to her when she's with them, not if they have anything to say about it anyway.

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🎸Yandere Glam x Reader Head Canons🎸

Made this on a whim, so it may not be the best. This man has me in an utter chokehold right now and I need more content of him sjdkm

We all saw how determined this man was in the music video to see Victoria again- happily willing and getting ran over by her on a motorcycle just to return her keys back to her. It's very simple to say that when Glam has his heart set on something, there is pretty much nothing he won't do to get what he wants. And in this case, that something is you

All it took was a glimpse of your figure passing by his peripheral vision for the world to halt. His head turned so fast he almost thought he had snapped it, all plans of where he was going before forgotten.

Glam prides himself in being a reasonable and logical man; and would normally scoff at the idea of love at the first sight- but he didn't know what else to call what he was feeling in the moment. For someone who didn't seem to notice him like he had you, you already had him around your finger.

Follows you everywhere. Has your schedule memorized and knows all your favorite places that you frequent- he doesn't want to waste a single opportunity to run into you. But he does try his best to make it seem natural- the last thing he wants is to scare you away.

Not so secretly a masochist-- finds your anger and aggressive behaviors attractive, threaten him and he takes it as a promise and gets all flustered. Grab him by the collar of his shirt and he's on his knees almost immediately. Fighting him only has the opposite effect.

But he would never hurt you. No, he could never! Glam treats you like a deity, worshiping the very ground you walk on. I don't think he would go out of his way to physically hurt others either- I think Glam would lean more on emotional and phycological damage instead. He's a smart man, and he knows well how to break a person- one of the only things he's thankful he got from his father in this case.

Absolute male wife. Cooks, cleans, and pampers you endlessly. All he asks in return is your love and affection, that's all he's wanted since the beginning.

But don't bother trying to escape. There is absolutely no where you could run or hide where Glam won't eventually find you, and he will find you. Why would you even want to escape in the first place? Is there something you're unhappy with? Just tell him and he will fix it immediately.

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From my last ask the future feral turtles just taking reader a wat for some cuddles like reader having a walk with the present feral turtles and walk a little a head of them and surely get snatched

Like reader is talking and walking backward and having a nice day with get feral friended and suddenly in the arms of a larger stronger taller feral turtles and if it future turtles Leo Casey Jr is in the other arm and say ‘don’t worry he just what to spend time with you not to eat you trust me I know my dad’ and y/m looking art Casey Jr with the most ‘Wtf’ face

And the future feral turtles are the most happy they been well the present turtles and freaking the f¥€$ out

The future ferals every time they have an opportunity to snatch y/n from the present ferals;

Meanwhile the present ferals seeing their little human being taken by a bigger scarier version of themselves;

And CJ watching it all acting like he didn't help his dads;

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Love bites (Raph, Donnie, Leo, Mikey x Reader HCS)

((All characters are depicted as 18+ unless stated otherwise)) I FINALLY got this done! This has been in my drafts for a w h i l e and I'm so glad to be able to share it! technically suggestive??, biting, jealousy, love bites/marks, cuddling ------------------------------------------------ Raph: - He is an alligator snapping turtle, biting is what his species is known for! - He has chew toys hidden around his room so he can have something to bite into whenever he gets the urge, or when he gets frustrated so he doesn't grind his teeth together fighting the urge to bite. He has a very strong bite force and he doesn't want to hurt anyone. - But with you, as soon as you gave the okay for him to bite you he was a little hesitant. You wanted him to bite you? You were okay with it? He could take out your whole shoulder if he really wanted to! - It'd take a little for him to get used to the fact that you were okay with being bitten, but soon he is more than happy to do so. Biting is one of his love languages, and to be able to do it to you without worry of you getting upset really soothed him. - He is extra careful when biting you, starting off with gentle nips and nibbles along your shoulders when you two are cuddling in his room. Every time he thinks he may have gotten a bit hard on a particular nip he will kiss the spot and ask if you are alright, looking at you with the biggest puppy dog eyes. - The only time he would be less gentle in his biting is if he's jealous. Raph is not one to get jealous super easily, nor let it show. He trusts you completely, but sometimes when the person trying to hit on you is just not getting the hint that you are not only not interested but taken- he could only feel the steam coming from his nostrils as he huffs and glared at the person. Afterwards, when you are both are alone- Raph will suddenly pull you by the waist back into his plastron, he head leaning down and snout nuzzled against the side of your neck. "Uh.. Raph?" You ask, glancing at him through the corner of your eye, "Are you okay big guy?" There's a brief moment of hesitation, before there is a sharp pain searing into the spot between your neck and shoulder; making you inhale sharply and wince. - Yeah.. you needed a bit of bandages after that. His teeth had broken skin and had you bleeding. The poor guy felt so bad, apologizing frantically as he patched you up. You had to constantly reassure him that was alright, despite his many protests that no it was not alright. He clung onto you for the rest of the night, mumbling apologies and kissing the bandages every chance he could. - Yet despite his immense guilt for hurting you, he couldn't help the sense of pride he got whenever he saw the mark once the bandages came off. It was a physical sign that you were his, and now everyone could see it. - And if you ever bite back? Oh you will have a very flustered and smitten turtle on your hands. Donnie: - He isn't much of a biter. At least.. at first. - Donnie has a bit of difficulty showing physical affection at times, even more so verbally expressing it. Which is why his main go to of showing love is gift giving. - When you both started dating, there was a long adjustment period of getting comfortable with getting physically affectionate past platonic gestures. It started small, linking each other's pinkies together when you thought no one was paying attention and holding hands when you slept together in place of cuddling. Times in the morning where a very sleepy soft shell will come up beside you as you prepared coffee for you both and gently bunt his head against yours as a greeting as he picked up his mug and headed towards his lab.

- It had progressed steadily and soon you often found yourself being the stress toy for your purple clad lover. He had found it actually much easier to work while you were on his lap, so that's where you stayed most of the time when he had projects to work on but also wanted to spend time with you. You would face him, your legs wrapped loosely around his waist and arms hugging his middle as he had his head rested on your shoulder to peer down at whatever he was tinkering with that day. His claws would gently run up and down your spine in a mindless manner, and when he got frustrated his hands would come up to your love handles and squeeze while he tried to find a work around. - One of these times, he had gotten a bit too frustrated. He had been working on a new upgrade for Shelldon, but nothing he did seemed to turn out the way he wanted. You were half asleep on his lap at this point, having been there quite a while at this rate. That's when you felt his teeth sink into the flesh of your shoulder. - He didn't break skin, but his canines dug into your shoulder just enough to leave a little bruising mark. The feeling was enough to make you jolt slightly with a little yelp, startling Donnie in turn. - He pulled away and looked at you quizzically, not seeming to grasp what exactly had happened at first. Then he takes notice of the mark forming on your shoulder and the man short circuits. - Is quick to apologize and offer to get you an icepack to help the bruising through his own flustered state, stammering and tripping over his words. Yet, his grip is firm- keeping you in place on his lap, like he was afraid you would try to get off after he bit you. - He had chalked it up to simply being apart of his more animalistic instincts, a side he is normally the best at repressing compared to his brothers (at least he tells himself that). Still, he tries to take precautions to avoid making the same error. Unless you encourage the behavior, then he is more lenient towards allowing the action to repeat. Just more gently from now on. - His bites are rare, but when they do come they are gentle and almost teasing depending on the situation. His favorite places to nibble is along your collarbone and sometimes the lobe of your ear. - The only time he will deliberately leave lasting marks is out of jealousy, and as we all know the soft shell is very quick to get jealous. Expect to be covered in marks for the next two weeks.

Leo: - Leo would actually be revealed to be a bit of a biter early on in the relationship, a split moment while you both were play wrestling that he had turned his head suddenly and sunk his teeth into the skin of your wrist while you had him pinned. It had caught you off guard, long enough for the slider to get the advantage and over power you. The next second you found yourself on your back with a very smug turtle straddling your waist. - It didn't seem to click for him at first just what he had done, only as he opened his mouth to tease did he notice the flabbergasted expression on your face did it sink in that he had actually bit you. - His eyes darted from the faint mark forming on your wrist to your face a couple times, looking equally as shocked- only his face definitely felt ten times warmer. - He would try to play it off at first, saying that you two never agreed not to bite, so it was still fair game. "All is fair in love and war, mi vida.~" - The biting would not happen again for a while after that, and Leo would get slightly embarrassed every time you try to bring it up in a teasing manner. Bringing it up in a playful tone that you wouldn't mind being bitten, this only served to make the slider more flustered. - Next time he bites you however, is during a sleepover at your apartment. You both had decided to have a cozy night in, cuddled up on your bed and watching movies through whatever streaming services you have. - You were staring blankly at the screen, trying to fight the effect that gravity was having on your eye lids. Leo was behind you, holding you against his plastron- his snout nuzzled into the crook between your neck and shoulder. You could feel his soft breathing against your skin; not quite enough to lead you to believe that he was asleep, but still gentle. - Slowly, his snout trailed upwards- grazing the corner of your jaw as he moved. You didn't think much of it, assuming he may be simply adjusting slightly to get in a more comfortable position- that was until you felt the tips of his canines catch onto the lobe of your ear, tugging and biting gently. - The squeal that left your mouth is still something Leo laughs about to this day. Your flustered and embarrassed reaction to such an innocent test was hilarious, or so he would say. You would heavily beg to differ on multiple of those points. - Once establishing your comfort with his biting, Leo will bite regularly. Not nearly as much as Raph or Mikey per say, but close. More often than not it's more just to get a reaction out of you, he just loves how red your face gets to the simple actions. Other times to have a physical marker that you were his, even if the bites were only in places that he could see. The action still mattered. Oh don't worry, he would never bite you in public. Only behind closed doors when you both are alone. - If he ever bit you out of jealousy, much like Donnie those marks would be e v e r y w h e r e- and not going away anytime soon. He trusts you completely, but apparently other people won't take the hint that you were his unless they saw you covered in his marks. He takes satisfaction in their reactions and defeat. Only he was your champion, no one else.

Mikey: - Biting is also what Box turtles are known for! It's a form of a courting/mating gesture for his species. - I'd say he'd bite you early on into the relationship in the form of soft nibbles, more playful than anything. Say he has you in his arms and he buried his snout into the crook of your neck, he'll gently nibble at your flesh in-between kisses to fluster you. He thinks your adorable flustered! - It's hard to say if he would ever say why he bites you. He would only answer if you asked him directly about it, as to then he would sheepishly admit what it means to him. If you're uncomfortable with it he will gladly stop though! - If you encourage the behavior however, or even go as far as to bite him back at some point? Oh, he just fell even harder! - His favorite spots are your shoulders, thighs and the tips of your ears, you make the cutest squeaks when his canines nip at your earlobe and he just can't get enough! - His bites will become more frequent during cuddle sessions or play fighting to gain the upper hand, you can't tell me this man would not use tricks to catch you off guard- - Despite it all however, he would be rather gentle with his bites. He knows his teeth are sharp, and he doesn't want to accidentally hurt you. But from time to time he will get a bit rougher and leave marks. He will make sure to apologize if it starts bleeding, immediately offering to patch it up. He isn't as panicked as Raph is, but still worries. - Jealousy is a whole different matter. Mikey trusts you, he really does! But those flirting with you just don't seem to understand that you are taken sometimes.. perhaps a few lasting marks will fix that! - This sneaky bastard will make sure some of his bites are hard to cover up, wanting people to see them. To see who you belong to. - But overall he is very sweet and caring with his affections towards you, no matter what form they take.

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something something lovers to forced enemies when two characters are dancing when in actuality they are fighting to the death and when one gets dealt a fatal hit the other cradles their dying body and continues the dance until the light leaves their lover's eyes

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Here they be! The feral boys in all their glory <3

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So, I head canon trolls having tails cause it's very cute--

But imagine intertwining tails with Floyd, it's like holding hands but with each other's tails and RAHHHHHHHHHH

This man is a hopeless romantic. Once he falls, he falls hard. I'm talking dopey smiles, wagging tail, the whole nine yards. You are his world and there is nothing that he wouldn't do for you. So, when you guys' cuddle, his tail has to be wrapped around yours. One of his absolute favorite things to do is to hold your hands, have his forehead pressed against yours and your tails intertwined. He just loves the connection.