#saltymarshmallows

[chibi-chimera]

“Funny how you two were the closest thing I had to decent father figures...”

@saltymarshmallows @noribeans

[setovbwrites]

Alphabetized Salty Serenade

Adamantly arise afore atrophy, attributed along another attempted accusation amidst angelic admiration, allows an able avaunt-garde artist abstraction accents atop atmosphere.  Arguments align abrasive auras amongst absurd accidents as academic aesthetics.

Before brittle brimstone brings Babylon broken beyond breaths beginning, befriend brothers beguiled by beauties, but beware brothels begging blasphemous births begotten be blotted between bloodied blankets.

Controlled chaos collecting contemporary creativity concerning civilizations currently crumbling cleverly climatizing cognitive consummations.  Childish curiosity crushed confusing concern concentrating creations cautiously cradled concealing coruscation.

Diving deliciously down, dwellings drown delusions drawn deceptively, dropping dissuaded dozens discursively discontent.

Evening envies energetically eager entwinement except exempt euphemisms ending engagements ever endowed.  Even Egrets entertain endangerment’s empire's ejected exclamation emanating expiration.

Finally faltering from flying, floating favorably, finding facts fast, fettered figuratively full force  furthermore flung fro for filleted fists flanking fabrics fabulously frail frayed, flourishing faithfully

Generously grand grimaces grounded giraffe gallivanting. Generations go guiltily green given gilded grievances.

Hidden herbivores hunger humorlessly, having heard humans hunt hydrated herb harvests. Hereby hundreds hear heavy heart hammerings harboring horrifying hostage hoaxes.

Ingenious insects ingest indignant indications in individual identifying immunity imitating infestations.

Justified jurisdictions just jest juicily, jumping junior jurors jaywalking judgments, juggling joyous juveniles.

Kings knighting kneeling kids kindles kindred knavery keeping knowing kittens kneading knitted knots.

Lampposts light little livelihoods littered lovingly, listing libations liberally left lest leviathans linger, leveling legislature.

Maritime moonlit mad men meant meaningless mannerism ministrations, mercilessly mincing mixtures mermaids must mutely mourn misinterpreting.

No nested ninny needs noxious narrations nearing neighboring nuance navigators.

Out of order ornamentation often opens overarching ordainment on other organizations overtures.  Obligatory obedience over opaque obscurities observes oblique ownership.

Pester pedestrians passing plebeian prepubescent persecutions preparing passively prior poster pondering pinning.

Questing quintuplet queens quickly quote quacking quark quandaries quintessentially quieted.  Quarreling quizzers question quality quasi quakes quilting quarter quirks.

Roses resist reviving red resins, ribbing rivets rippled readings rightly ridding rested regimes regarding resident ringed ripe raisins.

Silly Salty sells soft sentiments, subtly serenading Seto­ so swooning sunlight, soon swelling, slowly should send shifting shimmering subconscious songs soaring surreptitiously, since slathering simple segues sees slices shivering sleep showered spirals shall suddenly squeeze shutters sealed.

Thunder treads tremendously, trending toward tripping trivially trimmed time, turning to the tumultuous tumor tourniquet.

Users underestimating unidentified undulating ulcer unit usage undermines understating unnecessary umbrage uttering understandings.

Vicariously vile visitors voted visitation voyeurism vetted vintage varmints vindicating valuable vestige variants.

Weathered whelps were whetted when winter wisps wrangled whispering women's willingness where witty wrens wonder, withstanding wearily wistful whistling.

Xylotomist xeroxed xanthomatous xanthochroid xenogamy xerosis x-rays.

Yesterday you yelled, yearning young yeast yellowed yoghurt. Yawning youthful yuletide yachtsmen yodel yearly yielding yoga yarn yardage.

Zombified zest zaps zigzagging zinc zygotes zinging zero zoo zebra's zippers

@saltymarshmallows

[mundocrayzer]

Evelyn Marshmallow (c) @saltymarshmallows & her Other Half who’s not Nori (copyright aint gonna get me yoh)

This is Evelyn. Evelyn is the cutest and longest baby ever... or so says her mother.

I heard somewhere that her paradise would be a world filled by those tiny little weird toys and her fake newspaper. I forgot about the newspaper so only toys for her. Several toys so she wouldn't be lonely while laundry is being done.

I just wanted to do something sweet for Salty (oh, the irony), so hope you like it :)

PD: I can confirm her baby is the cutest baby, yes. Also very long.

[noribeansnormandy]

Who is Salty and why are they yours?

OhHOOOhoho Anon, I had to clip my blunt to answer this one. Salty is…she’s my Mine. She’s my mine in the way that someone who you just love is yours. I dunno how to explain it. She is so talented, and amazing, and sooo fucking cute and an amazing writer and loves me and–before anyone gets any ideas, yes I am married. So is she. And i respect the hell out of her relationship. I really like her husband too! He’s a dork and he loves her and is good to her and makes her happy and I love that! I wanna slap him he’s so cute to her. And she respects my husband too. She’s my Mine in the way that, even though we have known each other going on maybe three years, feels like longer. She’s my mine because she gets me. She knows me and gets my tastes and my styles and calls me out on my bullshit and is so nice about it like WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. What did i do to deserve that in the best of ways???

And in the way that I’m hers, I know her. I know her writing and her tastes and her likes and dislikes and while we may go days without talking, when we do speak, it’s like the time apart never happened. She feels my feels and I feel hers. Salty to me is like… well, there is no comparison. Salty is my best friend. I’ve seen a picture of her young and I could see myself thinking ‘shit, if we were in the same elementary school she’d be my best friend. That’s who Salty is and that is only the tip of the iceberg as to why she is my Mine.

[noribeansnormandy]

When your talking about your ocs to best friend

When best friend talking about their ocs with your ocs

WHEN YOU AND BEST FRIEND  TALK ABOUT YOUR OCS BANGING

[novialokaj]

March 20th is Evan’s birthday!!

And @saltymarshmallows‘s 1 year wedding anniversary!

This is for you Mamita Linda!

[chibi-chimera-artstuff]

“No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it.” -The Cat from The Last Unicorn

Nine times out of ten when you find somebody you remember from a past life, they won’t recognize a thing about you.

[what-even-is-this-comic-blog]

Bad Jokes are Bad

This has nothing to do with anything, I just saw it in my art folder and had to put it up because omg Evan is such an adorable dorky shit, i love him.

And if you don’t love him you’re wrong.