#sam response

[ask-chase-the-dad]

Another! *Throw slams his mug* Finish that Vine- *Samantha gasps looking at Sam as he colors with a green crayon* Sam is that weed! *Sam look up* No its a- ---- -Vine Anon

Sam: No it's not a weed its crayon

Samantha: IM CALLING THE POLICE 

Samantha runs to the kitchen. realising shes too short to get to the microwave.

chase lifts her up so she can press 911 on the microwave.

chase:  911 what's your emergency 

[ask-chase-the-dad]

I think you are pretty neat Sam! Preforming sounds pretty cool! What do you preform?

Sam: Most recently sweeny todd, it's fascinating but scary as well. It's crazy to think people like that exist.

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[ask-chase-the-dad]

Im alright, how are you Sam and Sam

Samantha: IM SAMANTHA NOT SAM, THATS MY BROTHER!

sam: if you shorten both our names there the same.

samantha: NUH UH. IF WE SHORT YOURS IT SSSSSSSSS

sam: That's just a letter. 

Samantha: EXACTLY!!!!

....

Sam: we are good, thank you.

[ask-chase-the-dad]

You left your promise on your back doorstep. You left it to rot and rust away~. And like me it will fade from your mind, like me it'll come back to haunt you. Now I stand here watching you shiver before me, I can't help but laugh! Because I am in control of the situation your in! I am just your constant sin~. 6 feet under your in a grave you dug yourself. You sat yourself so high on that ivory shelf, but you forgot the higher you go the hard you fall. So let me help you down! -Song Anon

Sam: i have no idea what song this is. song anon. its kinda creepy though.

[ask-chase-the-dad]

Can I have a hug from you two? You are so adorable. 🔪

Samantha: HUG HUG HUG HUG HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG~ hugs are the best!!!!

Sam: i uh.. sure? 

[ask-chase-the-dad]

CHAAAAAAAASE, SAAAAAM, SAMANTHA!! ❤💛💜💚❤💙💛💜❤💙💛💜💛❤💙💛💙❤💙💛💛💜💜💜💜💙💙💚💙💛💚💜💛💛💛💙❤

all three: AHHHH?

sam: but thank you. 

[ask-chase-the-dad]

Hi kids! What are your favorite colors?

samantha: PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK , sometimes purple BUT PINK PINK PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKKKK!

sam: i like blues , greens and yeah purples pretty good too

[ask-chase-the-dad]

Sammm you get 10 points! *-* -Vine Anon

Sam: what do i get with these points?