#sam sweeney

[imtonysturtle]

If Jess did not end up with Nick, who would she have ended up with?

Paul

Russell

Sam

Ryan

Gavin

Someone else (tag it!)

Voting ended onJun 10, 2023

[personallbest]

my toxic trait is that I adore dr. sam and would take him back if he kept showing up at christmas parties saying he wanted a relationship

[walkitoffsoldier]

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How You Meet

You Start Hanging Out

Another Teammate Finds Out They Like You

They Get Jealous (pre-dating)

You Get Jealous (pre-dating)

Watching A Movie Together (pre-dating)

They Walk In On You Changing (pre-dating)

You Walk In On Them Changing (pre-dating)

When You Cry (pre-dating)

When They Cry (pre-dating)

They Tell You They Like You

First Date

First Kiss

How You Cuddle

They Walk In On You 👀

You Walk In On Them 👀

First Time 🔞

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[smartestsister]

[mariodaymiller]

5x21 | 6x21

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: New Girl

Sample Size: 759 stories

Source: AO3

[incorrectnewgirlconversations]

Sam: It looks like that mole on your back might be cancerous and…

Nick: Whoa! I have cancer?

Sam: Whoa! I interrupt people? Yes. You might have cancer.

Nick: (grovels on the floor hyperventilating)

Sam: Probably not. Who’s to say really? (frantically) Hey, Jess, could you come in here for a moment. He’s having a little panic attack.

Jess: Why! What’s wrong with him!

Sam: I kinda told him he might have cancer… as a joke.

Jess: He has the blood pressure of a hummingbird, you could’ve killed him!

[doyou-remember]

I am absolutely happy that Sam and Jess don’t end up together. I adore Jess, but he deserved better… I mean, his story with Diane? GIVE ME A FILM BASED ON THAT STORY, PLEASE